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15784531 No.15784531 [Reply] [Original]

>When the buttfucking starts to feel good

>> No.15785089

>>15784531
Would you?

>> No.15785111
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15785111

>>15784531

She's so pretty. Too bad she's a retard.

>> No.15785738

open wider for daddy

>> No.15785786

>>15784531
god shes cute. i can only imagine what her tight asshole feels like

>> No.15785802

>>15785786
Pedo coomer

>> No.15785809

>>15784531
imagine stuffing her vegan puckerhole with a slab of meat. she needs to get her protein somehow.

>> No.15785837

>>15785802
faggot

>> No.15785844

>>15785809
kek
*insert laughing crying emoji face*

>> No.15785850

>>15785837
Kys weirdo

>> No.15785895

Greta thunberg needs to get fucked

Imagine being in alabama with this preachy prissy mumble munchkin

You pull up to the candlewood suites in a fucking dodge challenger with aftermarket headers and parts that get you 11 miles per gallon

One rev of the engine and she's already getting inexplicably moist in her room from the sound of your massive fuel-guzzling V8 roadboat

You get out and take a minibike running on a lawnmower engine through the parking lot and into the lobby of the hotel because FUCK walking, we didn't invent internal combustion to scuttle around with our dicks on our hands

Moonwalk down the hallway to the elevator while turning every thermostat you see on full blast and spraying CFC-saturated aerosol air fresheners everywhere

Check your phone in the elevator and hit up your broker app really quick to buy a thousand more shares of exxon, bp, and shell stocks while shorting anything that has to do with solar and wind because solar panels look fucking gay and windmills are for dipshits

Reach greta's floor, backflip into her door, breaking that shit down and sending splinters flying everywhere setting off fucking car alarms and barking dogs

Her primal scandinavian woman survival instinct kicks in and she immediately presents herself to you from all the viking raping and pillaging burned into her nordic DNA

You put a plastic non-biodegradable bag from walmart over her muppet face, set a cooked rack of barbecue ribs on the small of her back, and go to town, throwing the cleaned rib bones at the back of her stupid cantaloupe head in between thrusts

After blowing your load and covering the room in non-vegan protein, you wipe your monolithic dong on her priceless handmade native american uber-sustainable fairtrade honestly sourced hippie sweater

Jump out the fucking window into a formula 1 race car and cover the hotel in black rubber as you burn out and blaze off into another american night

global warm deez nuts, bitch

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15785939

>kys weirdo

>> No.15786009
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15786009

>>15785895
standing ovation

>> No.15786021

>>15784531
I would do unspeakable things to her tight lil body

>> No.15786726

>>15785895

based and redpilled