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15774895 No.15774895 [Reply] [Original]

how do I retire on $2000 at 19

>> No.15774899

>>15774895
Live for a month then kill yourself

>> No.15774902

Find a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life :)

>> No.15774918

>>15774895
bitmex and then all in link

>> No.15774923

>>15774895
Dropshipping

>> No.15774930

>>15774895
by dying at age 20

>> No.15774935

>>15774923

don't fall for this meme unless you actually know what the fuck you're doing. no different than gambling on coins, just with commodities on meme stores.

>> No.15774940

>>15774895
buy chainlink

>> No.15774970

>>15774902
:D:D:DD:D:D::DD:

>> No.15774971
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15774971

>>15774918
this.
>100x short at $8500
>close at $8000
>put all in link

>> No.15774993

>>15774895

>tfw 22
>try and succeed a million times but fail everytime
>suicide everyday
>2k net worth not including car, all little money goes to link
unironically the fastest way to get rich is betting futures contracts on bitmex, study the levels and the game of money flow.

simple math:
btc drops 40%
>have short set up below descending triangle
>50x leverage
>you profit 50x x 40%
>you have turned 2k into $40,000
>now repeat
>upward bitcoin swing
>btc goes up 300%
>50x x 300 = %15000
>$6,000,000 in 2 trades

its either this or wagecuck for eternity. I will keep playing just for fun like its a video game, its just numbers on a screen.

>> No.15775008

>>15774895
you can become my personal slave boy
id give you like 500$ a month but i will fuck and humiliate you in horrible, sexual, gay ways.

you can put some money on the side and when your 50, you can retire.

>> No.15775020

>>15774895
Buy DUSK
Their private sale's token unlocks end in a month, so a guaranteed pump is coming up

>> No.15775966

>>15775008
but I asked how to retire at 19, not 50

>> No.15776038

>>15774993
>btc drops 40%
>time to short
based retarded bobo