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think any of these hideous cunts are worth msg'ing /biz/?

>> No.15771349

YYYIKKKESSS

>> No.15771354

Thanks Anon. I audibly laughed out loud reading this in a pizza place.

>> No.15771355

>>15771339
no. you should be ashamed

>> No.15771372

honestly, I'd rather keep taking matters into my own hands than be with one of them, don't forget they think they're beautiful and expect to be treated like princesses

>> No.15771386

>>15771339
alex might get the D
Kimberly looks like PEPE the frog.

>> No.15771387

>>15771339
Holy cow, no! Have some dignity anon!

>> No.15771397

>>15771339
Honestly, /biz/, smell is the MOST important thing for me. I've come to realization recently. Smell, introversion, and intellect. That's what I want from a gf, should I ever get one.

>> No.15771405

>>15771386
>changed my mind already.

>> No.15771440

>>15771339
The absolute fucking state of women

>> No.15771448

I'm banned from okcupid.

>> No.15771457

>>15771339
man, you seriously need to get some plastic surgery

>> No.15771459

>>15771386
>alex might get the D
Alex might have a D
FTFY

>> No.15771462

>>15771339
Alex has a penis

>> No.15771464

>>15771339
>women
Alex(bot left) is literally Alexander 100% , out of those i would msg Kimberly because she looks like a middle-aged pepe

>> No.15771475

>>15771339
>women
All but one of those is a man.

>> No.15771487

>>15771339
Might want to check if you preferences accidentally set to >=250 LBS.

Amazingly every single one of those beasts has taken multiple penises into her vagina, making it a witches cauldron of disease. You’d think you could get a clean woman by seeking edge cases, fat grotesque slobs being the least likely to find sexual success, but that is not the case. Even the most hideous ones you can find have already found multiple men willing to abandon every last wisp of self respect and dive in.

>> No.15771491

Kimberly could satisfy my pepe fetish

>> No.15771492

>>15771339
Absolute state

>> No.15771520

>>15771339
Bahahahahahaha. How fat are you? I have family in Syracuse, I know there are attractive women there, you got 5 fatties, a trannie, an ad for a tea channel, and what looks like an aspie girl?

Fess up. 300lbs? 400lbs? Even for Syracuse, you failed Tinder.

>> No.15771536

>>15771464
>>15771491
>Kimberely
obvious mental issues, but still streets ahead of the, uh, competition, assuming we discount the best-looking 'girl' for cheating. Have to assume OPs a helpless case, or, times be harder than I thought out there

>> No.15771547

>>15771339
Tea chick is 2-D
>winner

>> No.15771564

as a 6'3, athletic, college graduate and active man with a few hobbies in my 30s, these are my only matches too. i don't get it, i just know it makes me want to kill myself

>> No.15771578

>>15771339
if I had to chose one, I'd opt in for Nichole
>the youngest
>clean skin, naturally smiling
the fat is temporary, she might be one of those who are really hot if they lose a good amount of body mass. I had one of those girls in school, she was always really fat but her face, in general, beatiful, and 4 years after school finish we met again and she transformed into a fitness bomb - unrecognisable. might give her a chance!

>> No.15771592

>>15771339
tea chick is probably brown. i'd go with her tbqh. mystery prize.

>> No.15771604

women can lose weight if they're motivated but they can't unfuck 100 cocks

think about that

>> No.15771605

>>15771339
you can still talk with those whales and ask what they will do with BTC

>> No.15771620

>>15771386
Kimberlys your only option
>>15771459
This!!

>> No.15771621

yeah ive looked on ok cupid too it really scrapes the bottom of the barrel. really undesirable girls are very over-represented there

>> No.15771643
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15771643

logged on to my OKC burner account that i have that i log on to on lonely drunken nights to see if i can randomly snipe a random GF. this is the first batch of matches.

pretty grim

>> No.15771652

>>15771339
I gave up on okcupid. It's all trannies and fat chicks with unsaveable faces.

>> No.15771657

>>15771643
I'd fuck ashley, Cala and savannah. You gay if you don't nigga

>> No.15771658

>>15771339
it's funny because 5 of them might be / would be pretty, if they weren't fat

so many disgusting fat chicks all over the place that completely ruined themselves with food, then they have the nerve to post up pictures on online dating sites and be like "yeah I'm hot shit, come get a piece of this"

fucking KYS

>> No.15771659

>>15771339
Hahaha. I am deeply sorry for your troubles anon.

>> No.15771660

>>15771397
You like that stank puss don’t you Anon

>> No.15771716
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>>15771578
>the fat is temporary
uh..
>she might be one of those who are really hot if they lose a good amount of body
an optimist to the end anon

>> No.15771728

>>15771339
go with the 33 year old tranny Ava

>> No.15771732

>>15771339
And why exactly should you deserve hotties? are you hot yourself?

"If you’re always complaining the people you see on OKCupid aren’t attractive, you’re probably not attractive either. OKCupid uses its ranking system to choose which prospective matches it will display on your page. The people who are rated high see more pictures of people who are also rated high. And the people who are ranted low see more pictures of people who are also rated low. “If you ever hear someone complain to you that everyone on OKCupid is ugly,” Rudder says, “you can laugh because that means they themselves are not good looking.”

>> No.15771736

>>15771643
>>15771339
Dating sites were better before this match up shit I just used to spam all the cute girls with the same hello message and get responses sometimes, met some long term gfs

Now it's stuffed with girls looking for quick sex and total normies and they have to approve/match you before you message them. Smart phones really fucked things up

>> No.15771749

>>15771657
I tried once just to say I did but black girls don't smell good

>> No.15771753

>>15771578
>the fat is temporary
Anon, I.. majority of girls only go fatter with age.
Sure this nicole could be cute if skinny but she's the type of girl who will never be skinny

>> No.15771754

>>15771660
I do and that white cheesy build up in the creases ohh maann

>> No.15771756

>>15771339
This is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen here

>> No.15771764

>>15771732
OkCupid is for girls that want to get married, I've never had good luck with girls from there. Badoo and POF worked out better

>> No.15771766
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>>15771339
are you browsing some kind of nightmare emulator?

>> No.15771767

Why american women so fat

>> No.15771773
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15771773

Hinge is much higher quality hoes

>> No.15771789

About makes me want to kill myself

>> No.15771793

>>15771773
zara seems like a nice person at least zim/zer is ok with cis folks.

>> No.15771801

>>15771793
>>15771773
this profile is obviously a larp

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>>15771767
high carb diet

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>>15771643
>Eric Wareheim in drag

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15771815

btw we may laugh at these profiles but don't forget that as long as you have a pussy you will be able to hook up no matter what

pic related

>> No.15771817

>>15771397
Looks like you want a man
No girl is like that

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>>15771643
>and a literal fucking planet lmao

>> No.15771828

>>15771339
Kimberly looks cute.

>> No.15771829

>>15771815
Remember your hreat grandfathers fought in ww2 against the nazis for this.

>> No.15771847

>>15771643
Sire and Cala look like fun.

>> No.15771870

>>15771749
Mb just the negress...? Tho thb, I've only had sex with whites, Arabs and Mexicans. Asian will be next.

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15771872

ya'll niggas sleepin' on Masha

>> No.15772043

>>15771339
bahahaha man, try again

>> No.15772045

>>15771578
>the fat is temporary


Lmao. A skinny bitch is 100 times more likely to get fat than a fat bitch is to get skinny

>> No.15772055
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15772055

>>15771732
Being a non-fat man does not automatically put you in the pool of non-fat girls. If you can point me to where 3 or 400 pound dudes can find a bottomless well of regular weight girls to draw on to their hearts content that are happy to get a chance with them we can put the incel issue to rest forever.

>> No.15772062

OkCupid is the fucking worst. There’s only ugly bitches/trannies on it so I deleted it

>> No.15772064

>>15772055
there's no way that's a real photo

>> No.15772073
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15772073

>>15771339

>> No.15772077

>>15771872
I bet she'd tell endless jokes, laugh like a horse, then playfully slap you across three tables. Check see if any of her dates survived The Masha 1st

>> No.15772101

>>15771339
Send a message being straight with them and say, look, I'm up for going out with you but only if you're wealthy and willing to pay for all my shit and let me fuck other women.

>> No.15772118

>>15772055
Let's be real here - most of the replies are just dudes playing the percentages, they just want their dick wet, and have low standards. I'd bet most of the "8.5" uncut" posts are frum dudes with thumb dicks. I gave up on "dating" and "hookup" sites a long time ago, it's shit from both sides. And, most of the dudes are just the guys who get off sending dick pics, they don't actually hook up. And these days, going from 4chan, most women profiles are incels larping as women to "prove!" how fucked up women are.
The whole thing is so played out, I don't take any of it seriously.

>> No.15772119

>>15772064
It’s eggy from /r9k/, bro.

>> No.15772127

>>15771872
>ya'll

>> No.15772159

>>15772118
this

>>15772055
clearly incels falling for this shit, if you knew any women you'd know that the ugliest neets in the world spend hours catfishing and harassing whatever hags will text them back on tinder and such just to be able to send a dick pic or just get attention from an actual female in general.

>> No.15772165

>>15771643
sire and ashley look dummy thicc

>> No.15772167

>>15771339
OkCupid is a joke nowadays. I used to find cute girls there years ago but not anymore. I think all the cute girls are moving to tinder or sugar dating websites.

>> No.15772183

Christian dating for free for a good asian cutie

>> No.15772188

>>15771660
A good smell. Not disgusting. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_odour_and_sexual_attraction

>> No.15772194

>>15771339
CNY >women

>> No.15772221

>>15771339
>okcupid

Yikes, it's fucked beyond belief mate. Your odds of getting a gf are exponentially higher if you go bar hopping. Dating websites are only viable for the very attractive.

>> No.15772250

>>15771578
That's actually decent advice. I knew a fat girl who was Hot when she got skinny, but retained her humble personality. Best of both worlds.

>> No.15772264

OKCupid is the last fucking dating app you want to be using if you're a right leaning 4chan anon

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>>15771339
shes your only hope out of that mess but keep in mind, anyone who has had 30yo pussy can tell you that nothing good can be said about it.

>> No.15772381

>>15772360
I fucked my friend's 32 year old sister and enjoyed it. That was some bomb pussy. She has been around the block though definitely not someone to wife.

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15772403

rate my profile pic

>> No.15772442

>>15771459
beat me to it.

>> No.15772628

>>15771643
Woof

>> No.15772656

>>15772360
I honestly think she could be a diamond in the rough. super kinky

>> No.15772684

>>15772055
Is that motherfuckin eggman?