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Holding LINK feels like being trapped in an asylum when you are sane. you are promised millions of dollars if you stay, but only that you will get it eventually.

>> No.15768802

>sane
Speak for yourself

>> No.15768837

Oh yeah I had same thoughts about link today while wagecucking. Oh lord Sergey just save me, I'll even get on my knees to get this waiting over with

>> No.15768896

>>15768788
this is a extremely shitty pasta of the original post. delete this trash

>> No.15768915

>>15768788
>when your on your deathbed at 95 after a life spent of watching link crab and searching for every breadcrumb only to die from a heart attack brought on by the 1k eoy pump

>> No.15768935

>>15768788
Lmfao way to rip off my thread

>> No.15768943

I am sane. But I am insane to you. Thus I am membraned. Now I’m ingrained into my grave.

A haiku for you.

>> No.15768992

>>15768943
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the membrane

>> No.15769006

>>15768788
poo pooo pee pee

ka ka kee kee hee hee

POO IN MY PEE KAKA

HO HO HO EH HEHEHEHE

>> No.15769029

Mom is kicking me out of the house She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link a month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

>> No.15769078
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>>15768788
Holding link is like having a normal life, plans and dreams then suddenly waking up in a mental asylum. There's 50 million dollars in a locker with your name on it, in a room full of lockers for all of the patients. The door has a sign saying 'Will unlock in illegible days.' You talk to the other patients, the wardens. Everyone tells you the sign says something different. Some people say the room will never unlock, that the money is fake, that the wardens already took the money. Some say the room doesn't even exist. You talk with another patient who agrees the room exists, but halfway through the conversation he pulls down his pants and runs in circles shitting and crying for chicken tendies. You find out that you can leave at any time, but that if you do you might not ever be able to come back. So you stay, questioning your sanity more and more with each passing day. Was I crazy before I came here? Is the man screaming in the corner that it's all a lie, even though he's still here, right or insane?