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[Anonymous No.15758662]

Does this thing really work? I need a bigger and thicker cock frens, please.

[Anonymous No.15758671]

>>15758662
Sorry, but you can't do nothing for your cock. You will gains 1-3 cm maximum

[Anonymous No.15758676]

>>15758662
It works until your dick splits down the middle like a boiled hotdog and you bleed out with your pants around your ankles

[Anonymous No.15758687]

No, learn how to use your fingers, whispering in their ear while fingerbanging them is so little work that by the time she’s ready for the cock she’s already to orgasm-drunk to notice your small peen.
t. not endowed anon

[Anonymous No.15758696]

>>15758662
No.
Fuck off with this shit

[Anonymous No.15758699]

>>15758671
Fair enough. What's the best way to do it?

[Anonymous No.15758732]

>>15758699
It's just the natural variation.
My dick oscillates between 18 and 20 cm, it depends on the excitement and surely other factor

[Anonymous No.15758741]

>>15758662
learn jelqing

[Anonymous No.15758761]

>>15758662
you need to use it for two weeks non stop, only taking it off to go pee, and you will double your size permanently. you can only do it once though

[Anonymous No.15758790]

>>15758662
>starts making out with his gf
>babe wait 10 mins, I need to go pump my cock
The absolute state

[Anonymous No.15759431]

Pump 10 mins, 200 jelqs, pump 10 mins - 5 days per week for 3 months. You will get gains.

[Anonymous No.15759487]

>>15759431
until your dick turns blue and falls off

[Anonymous No.15759527]

>>15758662
this is pathetic, no matter how small your dick is

[Anonymous No.15759581]

>>15758662
Meanwhile in youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuZ2lLDifmY

[Anonymous No.15760110]

>>15758671
getting extra 3cm sounds great when you are 14cm, to be honest familia.

[Anonymous No.15760173]

>>15759581
Is... is it permanent?

[Anonymous No.15760193]

>>15759581
wtf why are there pensi pictures on judentube

[Anonymous No.15760255]

My power region began to grow immensely around this time. The stretching and tearing and then healing period method of jelqing that I had moved on to was working. I had shot up from 1 or less inches to easily 6 or 7, and the scars along the way were proof that this was all thanks to the jelqing. I sometimes thought that the scars were bad because they didn't look like they would ever heal, and then I realized that they were proof of my progress, and of my drive to go on, and any girl who looked at it would understand that and know that they were honorable and symbolic - and also, she wouldn't care, because it would be so big she would totally freak out anyway.

Pretty soon, I was elected to be one of the moderators of the main jelqing board I posted on, JelqOrBeJelqed dot com, and I reigned supreme. I gave tons of advice to starter jelqers like I had been just last year, and told them that I was the ultimate vision of success and proof of the power of jelqing. About halfway through sophomore year, I developed my own unique variation on the tearing-and-healing method, which involved consumption of an all-dairy superfood diet and self-induced numbing of the region, and then MORE ferocious stretching and tearing. The method, which I called Super Rip-And-Repeat System, had soon gained enough reputation and was proven to work as a highly advanced method.

My adherents on the board took my word as the word of a jelqing god, and strictly followed my instruction, and this power was the first time in my life that I felt truly in control. Even better than that, though, was knowing that I was helping people like me, who needed help like this, who needed a positive force in their lives, and a guiding hand to slice up their private parts and stretch it out to unthinkable lengths.

I was forcing the hand of nature and in some ways had literally become a god.

[Anonymous No.15760260]

>>15758662
i worked in a sex store and we were trained by the manufacturers and suppliers that the most a person could add with a pump was 1-2 inches
but you need to use it 1-2 a week to keep it pumped or do it right before sex

[Anonymous No.15760272]

>>15760193
We are in the clown timeline , have you seen idiocracy?We are living in it's early stages.

[Anonymous No.15760274]

>>15760260
dont you run the risk of your dick exploding or at least tissue tearing by pumping it?

[Anonymous No.15760281]

>>15759527
some guys get addicted to fucking these. I had a nasty white dude who had the most beautiful hooker girlfriend, mid 20's white/latina girl with tattoos. And she would complain to me about selling him that pump because he only wanted to fuck it but she was a hooker, a higher class one but still

[Anonymous No.15760297]

>>15760274
you'll feel pain long before then. They warned us about sucking your balls up into it but don't over do it, if it hurts stop

[Anonymous No.15760306]

>>15758699
For brainlets new to PE: If it can't credibly be said to loosen and lengthen your tunica fibers (VERY TOUGH outer layer of the dick like a sausage wrapper), then it won't make your dick bigger over time. Pumps won't do it, they apply a very distributed force from within against the tunica when what you need are very targeted deformational forces. Jelqing and traction techniques might could do it if you're very dedicated and go slow but you are also just as liable to injure yourself and add scar tissue to your tunica, making it even tougher and restricting max size accordingly.

If you are going to do PE, read up on peyroniesforum.net about supplements they take to target fibrosis and soften the tunica. CoQ10 + ALCAR for sure, potentially gotu kola, serrapeptase/nattokinase, topical DMSO+PABA+SSKI. BPC157 and TB500 are primising peptides. These will help to some extent with avoiding injury, accelerating healing, and softening the tunica such that it can be stretched over time with your exercises.

If you already had weak erections then vacuum shit might help you reach your 100% erection potential and increase flaccid size, but it is probably bottom of the list for things that can actually help you make your erect size permanently bigger. They make it look bigger in the short term because of edema (fluid leak into the skin). Also, don't bother with chem PE (injecting vasodilators into your dick). I dare say I've done more in that realm than almost anyone and can say pretty definitively that it won't help you. Stick to jelqing and traction techniques (stretching/hanging).

[Anonymous No.15760345]

>>15760272
I'd still do her.

[Anonymous No.15760387]

>>15759581
this is the saddest shill video of all time

>literally everyone is bored
>only a few microseconds of before/after footage
>GUARANTEED he's simply comparing his unpumped size to his pumped size, plus using angle and fat pad tricks
>bunch of hookers off the street flapping about and pretending to be interested
>hits all the talking points - confidence, perfomance, etc
>literally paid promotional content from the bathmate co

if you fall for this, I have no words. Surely most of here have cut our teeth on enough shitcoins to know a baldface scam when it comes around.

[Anonymous No.15760411]

>>15760387
Imagine if pol saw that video Kek its an example of the decadence of this era.

[Anonymous No.15760412]

>>15760193
'Adult Educational Material'

[Anonymous No.15760429]

>>15758662
Pumps are ineffective OP. What you need to do is make a natural stimulant rub from fermented Jenkum. The chemical reaction from the Jenkum with the outer skin of your Penis will cause swelling.

[Anonymous No.15760433]

>>15760411
>Imagine if pol saw that video Kek
Be the change you want to see in this world, anon.

[Anonymous No.15760450]

>>15758662
Does this work as a good masturbater?

[Anonymous No.15760462]

>>15760306
bump for real advice

what sort of shit did you inject in your dick? I get that it didn't work but I'm intrigued to know more

[Anonymous No.15760471]

>>15760306
Thank you for your advice because I do not know at all how it works, but as everyone im interests.

I already noticed that my sex fattened or shrunk in a natural way, so that's why I think that this cock sucking will only gain 3cm max temporarily, which is the natural max size.

go over there is way too dangerous.

[Anonymous No.15760486]

>>15760306
yea or ill just stick as a virgin who has already gotten over the idea of having sex and not rip open my dick

[Anonymous No.15760565]

>>15760281
fucking hell

[Anonymous No.15760567]

>>15758662
Only way i heard legit works is what i saw in an article a couple years ago about wrapping a leaf around your dick and it swells and shit. After days and possible weeks of pain you'll gain extra girth and some people say length as well.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-indonesia-police/police-barred-from-penis-enlargement-idUSTRE63M3LF20100423?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a49:g43:r1:c0.258396:b33352546:z0

[Anonymous No.15760576]

>>15760462
Chem PE was a kind of fad that started with this patent a canadian urologist filed describing a system for enlarging the penis by inducing routine priapisms using trimix or quadmix which is a vasodilating ED drug you inject into your dick that gives you innvoluntary erections. Some broscientists on a PE forum started trying to replicate the effect. Like with most PE stories, a lot of them flaked out, others reported gains but no evidence. There was one guy named Ronielle who had a blog and showed a lot of pictures of his progress which seemed legit, which is one reason the fad caught on as much as it did. Anyways I got in on a group buy for PGE1 which is the main constituent of quadmix and sourced the rest from china along with some promising peptides like IGF and relaxin. I did regular injections of PGE1, phentolamine, atropine, phenoxybenzamine, IGF-1, relaxin, copper peptide, and some other shit I hardly remember anymore.

They definitely give you god-tier 110% erections that last anywhere from 6-12 hours. They are also usually quite painful because PGE1 is a prostaglandin involved in pain signaling. So you have a raging 12-hour stiffy that can hurt so much you start to do pushups and jumping jacks just to try to dampen the erectile response a little.

Sadly 2 years of injecting freaky shit into my cock 3x weekly did not effect any gains whatsoever. A few years after stopping, I have some tender spots at the base of my penis where I used to inject. I think it's leftover scar tissue and I'm concerned about it developing later into peyronies. Play with fire, get burned.

>>15760471
Your real max size is defined by your tunica. It is a very tough, inflexible sausage wrapper. That is what PEers are trying to modify. They want to lengthen and loosen their tunica fibers over time.

>>15760486
I am basically monkmode and a bit of an autoeroticist. I never wanted to impress anyone except myself.

[Anonymous No.15760680]

NO
no no no no no NO

The only thing that has been CLINICALLY PROVEN to extend penis length is a retraction device.

The Penis is NOT a muscle. It is a tissue. Tissue cells only grow when under long periods of stress. Not too much stress, just stress.

Wear a retraction device for about 12 hours a day, and you will grow 2 inches in a year. Make sure the tension is small.
When a tissue is stressed, the cells divide.

Sleeping is all the heal you need.

So, i rec to wear your traction device, asap when you wake up, and take it off before bed.

Good luck

also, fun fact. theres a tribe in africa, who are into penis weights. who will have weights on their dicks for like 12 hours a day, and they had these monster fucking dongs. Like dongs so big, it was hard to even get fully erect

Pumps do not work.
First, they only expand erect dicks, not flaccid.
And they are high stress, low time. This is good for muscle building

But the penis is not a muscle, its a tissue.

Low Stress, high time.

[Anonymous No.15760715]

>>15760680
does it reduce the girth of your penis since you are stretching it out

[Anonymous No.15760751]

>>15760715
honestly, they arnt meant to increase girth.

But, as im starting out, i feel like my dick is more fat and girthy like. Like, it stretches the skin A LOT, and i guess all that stretch skin makes your penis more pudgy. I also think the long periods of stress make your dick swallower.

Swallowing is good too, it is just the healing process by the body

but no, it is impossible to reduce penis girth. If youre dick gets taller, it might make your dick look like a lanklet than a manlet tho.

[Anonymous No.15760778]

>>15760306
Based

[Anonymous No.15760856]

>>15758662
it will ruin your dick

[Anonymous No.15760934]

>>15760680
that device not increase your penis length it stretches the ligaments holding the penis. if you actually stretch the penis even a little bit nerve damage and loss of sensation will happen before any permanent elongation.

[Anonymous No.15761020]

>>15758662
it will make your dick numb

say goodbay tosxex

[Anonymous No.15761047]

>>15760934
youre ignoring actually clincal documented trials where they did nothing but tell men to wear the device for 6 hours a day

[Anonymous No.15761096]

>>15761047
ligaments
the penis simply doesn't grow they can make it girthier by wrapping fat on it but that abomination will look and feel stupid and can make it look longer by stretching or cutting the ligaments before adulthood hormonal treatment can work

[Anonymous No.15761105]

>>15761096
youre ignoring the trials though and the documented studies.

[Anonymous No.15761137]

Anal Plug are better

[Anonymous No.15761195]

>>15761105
post some link to those studies because they have tried to pull this off for decades without any success

[Anonymous No.15761317]

>>15761195
they are all iffy
https://www.livescience.com/3381-penile-extenders-work-doctors.html

[Anonymous No.15761354]

>>15758687
Good idea thx bro

[Anonymous No.15761413]

>>15758687
>fingering a girl
fucking nasty
i dont like fingering girls. i just dont.

i like fingering their buttholes. the pussy is all slimy and smelly

[Anonymous No.15761692]

>>15760934
brainlet as fuck

>>15760680
I have seen these bulky devices touted for traction. I have a modded TLC tugger that I use with my uncircumcised penis, with an elastic band around the knee, and it's very stealth. It also feels like it probably doesn't work because it's still mostly tugging on skin, not tunica.

This thing looks bulky as hell though. How do you smuggle itin your pants without tipping off the whole world that you're using an extender?

[Anonymous No.15761738]

>>15758687
what kind of stuff are you whispering haha

[Anonymous No.15761758]

not about the size of the boat its about the motion in the ocean.

[Anonymous No.15761790]

>>15761738
"You are sleepy, very sleeeepy. My penis is gigantic...it's enormous....you are getting sleeeepyy...veeerrrryyy sleeepppyyyy...my penis is not small, it's very big....you are gett-"

[Anonymous No.15761805]

>>15761790
lol I'll give it a shot
thanks, buddy

[Anonymous No.15761939]

>>15761692
I actually wear it all the time to my college classes. It works with certain pants, but stands out in others
I rec wearing tight sweat pants, cause when it falls off, you have to rush to the toilet to put it back on

If it falls off and people see it. uh. Expulsion probably