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15743363 No.15743363 [Reply] [Original]

Serious Fucking Question. Who is his Successor? His Health has taken a turn and whispers are starting.

>> No.15743375

>>15743363
definitely on expansion course, the lad

>> No.15743381

>>15743363
baseless fud, my boy sergey is strong like an ox.

>> No.15743392

>>15743363
He's sending us signals that he can't openly say because of (((them))). When Sergey is bulking up its a bullish signal for a pump. When Sergey is dieting, its a bearish signal for a dump.

>> No.15743401

>>15743363 another 50kg and still live to be 80 (60 10000 USD)

>> No.15743402
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>>15743381
Any MedicalFags want to comment?

>> No.15743415

>>15743363
Bump because original fud

>> No.15743417

>>15743402
what a fucking tank

>> No.15743429

>>15743402
>Doctor In Da House
if thats not a shoop, be as well skipping to the Priest

>> No.15743443
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>>15743415
Will he even make it to EOY?
>Only three months left this decade.
F

>> No.15743445

>>15743429
sorry man i dont speak voodoo

>> No.15743452

Most of these Silicon Valley ceo’s Are thin or I’m shape because of the high income and access to healthy lifestyle. Wtf is Serg doing if he’s not blowing $700k on his health?

>> No.15743474
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>>15743402
Lordosis and morbid obesity. High risk of cardiac arrest. Either he hires a personal trainer and goes on a diet or he'll die before 40.

>> No.15743528
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>>15743363
Your mother is fatter and she seems fine to me everytime I see her to fuck her.

>> No.15743529
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15743529

>>15743474

>> No.15743530
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This was what maybe 2 months ago? He must of gained 1lb a day since. Thats a tonn of calories. He gone from dad bod to being able to keep a tennis ball in orbit. Seriously he needs help.

>> No.15743539

>>15743363
steve is the key. sergey is just the public speaker.
do you think it's a coincidence that steve flies under the radar while sergey is a living meme?
think again newfags

>> No.15743550

>>15743445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV78vobCyIo
VOODOO !

>> No.15743989

>>15743530
THAT BOY THICC

>> No.15744007

>>15743539
They also have Ari on board.

>> No.15744022

>>15744007
There are powerful and dark forces supporting link. It goes much deeper than Ari

>> No.15744032

>>15743363
ask george rr martin, fatty still alive. Sergay is young we are fine.

>> No.15744046

>>15743539
>t. desperate linker pretending everything is OK

>> No.15744431

Insider here. Sergay will announce he is stepping down. Sell now.

>> No.15744469

Sergey is a living legend.

>> No.15744494
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Can anyone shoop this to be sergey spewin his chainlink when we all make it we can use it. Also trips

>> No.15744639

>>15744431
If you only knew...

>> No.15745574

>>15743363
>>15743402
>>15743443
ABSOLUTE

UNIT
N
I
T

>> No.15745585

>>15743392
TAKE YOUR MEDS HOLY SHIT BRO

>> No.15745753

>>15743363
Stop projecting faggot your much worse off than sergey. He fucks and weights 100 pounds less that you.

>> No.15745768

>>15744431
He's stepping down because he can't step up

>> No.15746108

>>15743402
he’s just a pudgy individual, skin looks fine

>> No.15746302

i still think he looks handsome

>> No.15747012
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m-my blood pressure.. a-adelyn get me the candy

>> No.15747953

>>15745753
How heavy anon, tell us how heavy

>> No.15747959

>>15745768
KEK

>> No.15748003

>>15743363
Stress causes weight gain, as does a luxurious diet and lifestyle. Sergey checks all of these boxes. I would be surprised if he wasn’t gaining weight.

>> No.15748116

It must be stressful to know that you will go down in history as one of the most influential people in the history of the world, if you step out of line everyone will know about it eventually. Starting a couple years from now the spotlight will be on him until the day he dies.

>> No.15748133

>>15743402
MORBIDLY BULLISH