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Anonymous Thu Sep 26 12:03:12 2019 No.15725986 [Reply] [Original]

>roastie analyzer says my wife is 50.63% a roastie

How do i short my wife /biz/? I don't want to get fucked financially. Also post your score:

https://roastie.club/

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 12:05:46 2019 No.15726014 >>15725986 >How do i short my wife biz? let me long her

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 12:09:07 2019 No.15726061 >>15726014 I'm not a cuck i just want to short her without alimony.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 12:16:32 2019 No.15726155 File: 51 KB, 1000x664, Screenshot_2019-09-26 Roastie Analyzer – Find Out If She Is Worth It .png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Going all in on my virgin gf

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 12:25:52 2019 No.15726286 >tfw fiance is 20.25% roastie welp, time to die i guess

>>	VCrt Thu Sep 26 12:28:00 2019 No.15726316 File: 303 KB, 720x1520, Screenshot_20190926_182615.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Underestimation

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 12:35:35 2019 No.15726422 >>15726155 impressive

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 12:47:52 2019 No.15726587 >>15726155 >virgin gf anon, I..

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 13:13:31 2019 No.15726923 How long is this bullshit buzzfeed quiz

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 13:17:35 2019 No.15726971 >>15726923 80 questions

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 13:19:03 2019 No.15726988 >>15725986 >having a gf Reddit out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 13:21:04 2019 No.15727020 File: 34 KB, 1000x346, e7ed141122b2c9f2a9e33821c0cdaa50.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15725986

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 13:27:28 2019 No.15727126 >>15725986 There should be an "I don't know" answer

Anonymous Thu Sep 26 13:32:50 2019 No.15727195
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>>15725986
Kek I’m truly blessed to have my wife. She woke me up last night and rode my dick. I came so hard that I’m peeing all weird at work. We use the calendar method so this week I can just pump her full of cum.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 13:43:48 2019 No.15727367 File: 33 KB, 1000x342, 2019-09-26 12_43_10-Window.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15725986 My wife of 4 years

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 13:44:22 2019 No.15727373 Got 11.39% for my gf of 2 years. So far pretty good... wondering if things would stay the same in marriage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 13:45:12 2019 No.15727385 >>15727195 flex

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 13:46:03 2019 No.15727395 I can tolerate a 16 it seems

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 13:49:18 2019 No.15727421 5.06% yep a ring's going on her

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 13:51:27 2019 No.15727445 my ex scored 20.25

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 13:51:29 2019 No.15727447 >>15725986 Got a 2.54% Marrying most probably

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 13:55:47 2019 No.15727490 >>15725986 She is 7.59% a roastie! 20% and below: Marry her! kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 13:57:26 2019 No.15727508 >>15727490 bronze medal so far, kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 13:58:16 2019 No.15727517 >>15725986 Lmao this shit is great. Can't wait for the MSNPC report.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 14:00:20 2019 No.15727542 File: 180 KB, 640x1136, B8BE9175-8243-44F0-8866-AED4E6F8A91E.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guess im into roasties Send help

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 14:02:52 2019 No.15727573 >>15727542 Post pics.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 14:03:31 2019 No.15727584 planning on proposing to her as soon as it's appropriate/I can afford a nice ruby ring only thing holding me back is lack of money and the fact that we're both still in college

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 14:04:50 2019 No.15727603 File: 33 KB, 994x335, bestgf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15727584 whoops forgot pic some of these apply to aspies as well as roasties is the thing

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 14:04:55 2019 No.15727605 File: 550 KB, 1080x2220, Screenshot_20190927-010250_Samsung Internet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15726155 Kek your virgin gf is a whore compared to my traditional asian wife

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 14:05:15 2019 No.15727611 fuck my life. I meant to send this to my gf but I just sent the link to my mom

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 14:06:51 2019 No.15727627 >>15727611 LMFAO!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 14:07:12 2019 No.15727630 >>15727605 >my wife >she's asian

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 14:07:24 2019 No.15727634 File: 807 KB, 640x1136, E9B352BA-15A9-4E1D-BA30-D62BD199EBEF.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15727573

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 14:09:20 2019 No.15727652 >>15727634 >that 1000 dick stare

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 14:12:17 2019 No.15727692 File: 207 KB, 1080x1440, D0A105B8-FF7B-4923-A675-C843E1480F9B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15727634 >>15727652

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 14:15:33 2019 No.15727729 Selling her nudes for 0.1 btc each

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 14:17:43 2019 No.15727752 >>15727729 >mfw i fucked a bitch who looked like her for 20 dollars in moscow

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 14:22:08 2019 No.15727806 File: 80 KB, 749x892, 27266428-7BDB-46F4-BB45-3B447DDD933A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15727195 >>15727605 Weird my wife is Asian too

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 14:25:23 2019 No.15727842 >>15727542 Nah, someone needs to give them some lovin'.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 14:27:28 2019 No.15727865 >>15726155 gf was virgin when i met her too, she scored 22% i guess the lucky game is to find one who isn't a drama queen

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 14:27:36 2019 No.15727867 My ex, so glad i dumped her She is 77.22% a roastie!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 14:31:19 2019 No.15727906 >>15727373 I got the exact same score for my gf of two years as well... Feels good, but also worried about how marriage would change things. We just moved in together and I'm in no rush.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 14:35:22 2019 No.15727940 My gf is 6.5% but its cuz shes a based asian catholic who is wise to jewish tricks

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 14:37:11 2019 No.15727961 File: 15 KB, 677x351, 1556522702137.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15727940 >>15727806 >>15727605 Lmao based

Anonymous Thu Sep 26 15:09:50 2019 No.15728290

Liquidate your assets and get rid of any life insurance policies you have. Use the proceeds to buy lots of coke and hookers. Then after everything is spent, kill yourself.

From my own experience, this works pretty well. Don't forget to post results for maximum emotional turmoil.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 15:10:49 2019 No.15728301 >>15725986 My girlfriend was like 3% make better investments cuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 15:28:07 2019 No.15728477 >>15728301 thats impressive

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 15:34:32 2019 No.15728535 File: 31 KB, 994x341, roast.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Im already married but here she is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 15:36:58 2019 No.15728566 File: 625 KB, 1440x3040, Screenshot_20190926-185251_Gallery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 15:40:16 2019 No.15728598 File: 476 KB, 1080x2220, Screenshot_20190926-143944_Samsung Internet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15725986 Small town nebraska sucks ass but i finally found someone half decent

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 15:54:35 2019 No.15728753 >>15727961 This but unironically

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 15:58:24 2019 No.15728796 Only 3.8% roastie for my gf, the problem is that she has one of the most egregious roastie features: she has a big, stupid tattoo, plus a smaller one. It's only of only 2-3 questions I answered yes to. Wat do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 16:25:19 2019 No.15729149 >>15728796 tell her to remove it

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 16:29:37 2019 No.15729191 Apparently my wife is 15.19% roastie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 26 17:09:25 2019 No.15729647 >>15729191 good choice dude

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