/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.15715477]

Whats your excuse for not being 9% shredded right now?

[Anonymous No.15715501]

>>15715477
sitting at the computer for 10 hours a day trading shitcoins and shitposting

[Anonymous No.15715511]

>>15715477
headed to the gym right now.

[Anonymous No.15715512]

>>15715477
But I am

[Anonymous No.15715521]

>pleasing women
Lmao what a cuck. She either rides my lard ass or she goes homeless

[Anonymous No.15715531]

>>15715521
Kek. Ngmi

[Anonymous No.15715616]

>>15715477
Wrong board and also >>15715521 this.
Lmaoing at your lyfe for thinking a 9%er twink body is desirable because it might get some STD infected college slut to pass her chlamydia onto you. Permabulk or go home, lift for strength and use it to defend yourself, your home and your heritage against invaders and (((invaders))).

[Anonymous No.15715621]

>>15715477
Because it's all in the face and lifting has diminishing returns and also has to be regularly maintained, so unless you want to hop on Tinder the second you're shredded and stay shredded and get to fucking, it's effort wasted.

Even then, as a person with a 4/10 face I have managed to get dates/interest from girls who were an objective 7/10 so what's the point

[Anonymous No.15715631]

>>15715521
Enjoy dying in your 30s

[Anonymous No.15715654]

>>15715631
I'm already 49, child. One day you too will learn whores depend on your money, and not your looks.

[Anonymous No.15715655]

I'm into transwomen

[Anonymous No.15715667]

>>15715654
Lmao. Kys grandpa

[Anonymous No.15715675]

>>15715477
Because I can get pussy regardless. Tell me whats the point going to gym 6 days a week, when I can keep healthy doing some social sport on the side and eating normal? What benefit do I get from haveing «shreded» body? Do you really think I give a shit what spme roastie thinks of me? Or that she prefers «chad» over me? Dude. There is so mich pussy out there. You have to be insanly ugly and beta to not haveing atleast couple of them on your phone right now that you can call.

[Anonymous No.15715688]

>>15715675
Cope hahshahahahahahahha

[Anonymous No.15715690]

>>15715477
>Lifting for women
Never gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.15715714]

>>15715477
>destroying my knees and back so some roasters might give me attention on a friday night

[Anonymous No.15715717]

>>15715477
Research by nyu 90% of guys who go to gym are faggots\gays

[Anonymous No.15715716]

>>15715688
Post body retard

[Anonymous No.15715780]

Already shredded af. And am not doing it for looks but i wanna know that i can kill whoever i want when i walk into a room. Hence why im also practicing martial arts and know about dangerous spots and moves. A man should be strong in body mind and spirit to attain his life purpose.

[Anonymous No.15715800]

Most dont care after 25. I see them more with skinnyfats than actually fit guys. I used to lift a lot then I just realized for what? Doesnt improve my life in anyway that being athletic and overall fit could. Now I swim and do body weight. Pussy intake hasnt lessened. If you dont have actual goals all the time into bodybuilding is a huge waste. I was 215 yoked 6 feet. Now I'm lean at 165. I dont have to eat all the time and I dont have to do all the record keeping split bullshit. Life is easier but I am overall healthier. I can run swim and climb. Something most bodybuilding dudes cant do

[Anonymous No.15715804]

Im bulking - being 9% bodyfat is pointless if you have no muscle to accompany it

[Anonymous No.15715810]

>>15715688
Fat beta fuck confirmed

[Anonymous No.15715832]

>>15715477
I'm about 9% shredded. It's the other 91% that needs work

[Anonymous No.15715836]

Because I'm an unmotivated negative twat. And when I pick my self up for a couple months and start lifting I always fall off get down and depressed again and stop all healthy activity. Sad part is my body type is the perfect kind for lifting, I get shredded within 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.15715863]

>>15715717
Therefore it's okay you're a fat sack of shit?

[Anonymous No.15715912]

>>15715780
amen

[Anonymous No.15715914]

>>15715477
The two blondes on the right remind me of my wife. This picture has got to be great for bisexuals.

At any rate getting shredded right now is stupid. Winter is coming. You faggots should be getting ready to bulk, not cut. OP is a faggot.

[Anonymous No.15715918]

>>15715521
Based

[Anonymous No.15716013]

>>15715621
What all you faggots and likely OP fail to realize about getting /fit/ is that it's mostly about gaining respect from other men. In social settings men will treat you differently depending on your size, typically the bigger you are the more respect you gain (unless you're just a fatass obviously). If you have respect from men then women are more likely to find your attractive.

[Anonymous No.15716025]

>>15715654
Lift for your health. I use to lift in hopes of it getting me laid in my 20s and it does to a degree. I'm in my 30s now with a wife and kid. I'm lifting harder now than I ever did in the past.

[Anonymous No.15716078]

>>15716013
>>15716025
Lifting has innumerable benefits; better sleep, better hormone profile, better physical strength, joint strength, bone density, endorphin release, men respect you more, women are turned on by you more, reduces cancer risk etc etc. No, lifting doesnt mean you automatically turn into jay cutler. A lotta coping dough-bodied numales in here

[Anonymous No.15716239]

>>15715667
Wait she just insulted herself

[Anonymous No.15716253]

>>15716013
>What all you faggots and likely OP fail to realize about getting /fit/ is that it's mostly about gaining respect from other men. In social settings men will treat you differently depending on your size, typically the bigger you are the more respect you gain (unless you're just a fatass obviously).
Okay, this is true. I'd say it's also about how you carry yourself, how you handle the social interaction, and how you dress. But the idea of lifting weights just so some random dudes, who I wish would leave me the fuck alone, would respect me seems like a waste of time. I also wouldn't do business with someone who has too much muscle. Makes you look untrustworthy. Being fit and in shape of course is different.

[Anonymous No.15716264]

>>15715667
I can’t believe there are faggots like this browsing the board

[Anonymous No.15716290]

>>15716013
that's not true at all. you can be fit and get laid on tinder, while NEVER interacting with another man in front of the woman, and get laid 100x more than if you were fat. Being fit gets you respect from both men and women independently.

And respect by association has nothing to do with gender. People will respect you if other people respect you, regardless of gender. It's called social proof. Gather social proof and the world is your oyster, you'll get laid, make money, etc.

You're obviously a faggot who barely grasps social interactions, so why are you so smug about your "expertise".

[Anonymous No.15716301]

femeanon here
Adolf Hitler >you
i want to be a pet of real national socialist guy.

[Anonymous No.15716337]

>>15716290
>so why are you so smug about your "expertise
Why are you so salty about it? Tinder never worked for me. Tinder is by far more about face, height and then /fit/ness. There are way too many options for women on those apps. You have women on there who only swipe right on like 5% of men.

For the rest of us there are social interactions.

[Anonymous No.15716370]

I feel like exercising really improves cognitive processing and emotional resilience. Pretty important factors for trading. Just basic exercises help, especially before a full nights rest.

[Anonymous No.15716407]

>>15715836
>I get shredded within 2 weeks.
nice LARP

[Anonymous No.15716438]

>>15716253
>I also wouldn't do business with someone who has too much muscle. Makes you look untrustworthy
COPE, you would never ever get to the hollywood jacked form you're thinking of. That's steroids. If you dedicated your life to lifting right now then in a few years you might look like what girls call toned.

[Anonymous No.15716469]

>>15715477
I stay healthy but I don’t care to spend 10 hours a week in the gym just to attract women. I’m somewhat good looking and don’t have any problems with women. I’d rather spend my spare time on other things (studying, making money, enjoying my hobbies, hanging out with friends etc.).

[Anonymous No.15716499]

>>15716370
But this is true. I don’t care about getting shredded but exercising 2-3 times per week is great for almost all other areas of your life (makes you more healthy, gives you more energy, makes you feel better, clears up your mind etc.).

[Anonymous No.15716501]

Imagine being on this board and not doing roids

Go look up the trading performance difference of high test fund managers and then start crying

[Anonymous No.15716511]

lifting to please women is gay bro you should only lift to please men

[Anonymous No.15716601]

Reminder that a lot of the stuff /fit/ and /pol/ self-improvement threads post aren't what women find attractive, but older gay guys. You're being groomed for the aging queers that lurk 4chan

[Anonymous No.15716617]

>>15716438
I said too much muscle, not toned or fit. Being big, having a lot of muscle makes you look like some mobster or thug off the streets. Whether your skin is black or white makes no difference, your silhouette is the same.

[Anonymous No.15716627]

>>15716438
>If you dedicated your life to lifting right now then in a few years you might look like what girls call toned
This is a brutal redpill and too tough to swallow for a lot of people.

[Anonymous No.15716677]

>>15716617
>having a lot of muscle makes you look like some mobster or thug off the streets
Straight up meme. Most criminals lack discipline to get yuge.

>>15716627
It's true, but at the same time not really. A dude could go to the gym three times a week for 6 months to a year doing Strong Lifts and be stronger than 80% of men out there. It's pretty easy to be better than the average man desu.

Three times a week about an hour a day, /biz/. Get your shit together.

[Anonymous No.15716791]

>>15715654
49 and still on this board? Obviously didn't make it. How are you going to tell your offspring that you're a failure?

[Anonymous No.15716792]

>>15716677
>Three times a week about an hour a day, /biz/. Get your shit together.
Okay, how to do it at home without any equipment other than dumbbells?

[Anonymous No.15716815]

>>15716677
>Most criminals lack discipline to get yuge
You mean they're bitch ass chomos who aren't putting in work for their people.
>6 months in the gym three times a week
Yeah you'll be stronger than 80% of men out there, but this won't stop women from thinking you're a dyel. Just like being more handsome than 80% and being 6'0" won't stop them from thinking you're "average", because they don't understand how averages work.
My friend has literally been bodybuilding for 6 years and roiding on and off for two, and he tells women he just does some kettlebell exercises like once a week and they fucking believe him. They all think looking like a fucking greek statue can be achieved by like four months of training and "eating healthy".

[Anonymous No.15716887]

>>15716792
>Okay, how to do it at home without any equipment other than dumbbells?
You don't. Drop the dumbbells and get olympic barbell, rack, bench and weights. Assuming you have the space.

>>15716815
Goes back to social interactions and getting respect from the men and then by extension by the women. Still even if women are retarded when it comes to fitness, you'll still feel more confident anyway. Women are also terrible at judging dick size.

[Anonymous No.15716972]

>>15715501
i do 16hr days on the dream machine.
drink more coffee bro

[Anonymous No.15716995]

>>15716301
>Femanon here
You know the rules, whore

[Anonymous No.15717207]

>>15715477
well, whilst I do workout (quite a bit in the face of my other health issues) and do my best ot maintain a healthy diet... I have recently found out that on top of my ongoing health issues, I may also be experiencing hormonal issues that may be slowing down my progress.

The matter is under investigation by the competent medical authorities and I will work with them to sort the issue in the best way possible.

[Anonymous No.15717227]

>>15716887
I'm not arguing against lifting at all and I wish I'd started sooner, I'm just saying the thing about lifting for two years and women thinking you're "toned" or "in shape" is true.
>Women are also terrible at judging dick size.
This almost makes me mad because of how fucking stupid it is.
>tell thot my dick is 17cm (just under 7")
>a bit disgusted by the fact that she'd ask me so directly, imagine if I asked her how tight she was
>sees it irl
>"omg anon you're huge, that thing must be over 20cm long"
>later on tells me she was worried because her ex had "20cm dick" and it was smaller than mine

[Anonymous No.15717248]

>>15715477
>not being 9% shredded right now
Been there, felt lethargic.
I miss the gym tho, once my colicky baby starts getting some sleep I'm going to lift heavier than ever.
Your kids deserve a strong dad so go lift /biz/lets. It's not about the pussy.

[Anonymous No.15717269]

>>15717248
Shamefurr dispray.

[Anonymous No.15718001]

>>15715521

Based and chubpilled

[Anonymous No.15718043]

>>15715477
i would have been a demogod as I was the most obsessed person in the world when it came to training but got ptsd over being 5'5" which btfod my life. On suicide watch now

[Anonymous No.15718217]

what is the ideal male body for the general high quality woman

[Anonymous No.15718229]

>>15715477

[Anonymous No.15718256]

shredded is 10 times more effort and may be difficult depending on your body fat archetype and willingness to use steroids.
Being fit gives you 90% of the results you want without having to use all your willpower trying to down a chicken breast + fish every day. Eating that way is also twice as expensive and time consuming in meal preparation.

[Anonymous No.15718324]

>>15716995
which rules babe?u lick my pussi?

[Anonymous No.15718361]

Without roids, being shredded is just unrealistic for the long term. You'll feel like shit and all those gains will waste away over time. Being fairly lean is just as good. You can get to 10-13% bodyfat and just chill there for longer durations while still looking good and having energy.

Theres a reason all the fitness influencers only look good a few months a year and recycle old content to make it seem like they're shredded year round.

[Anonymous No.15718366]

naturally athletic body type. blessed genes

[Anonymous No.15718723]

>>15715511
If you see that shirt in real life is the writing round the other way?

[Anonymous No.15718740]

>>15715654
Yeah whores do you retarded boomer, but women that fuck you for free do it because of your looks you ugly old incel, cope more.

[Anonymous No.15718751]

>>15715655
Based