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>Girl is larping on Tinder saying that she’s 18
>We talk today, says she wants to kick it
>I bring a bottle of Henny and weed to get the job done
>Once I arrive I question her age due to her petite/teenage figure and a cup tits
>Once we start hooking up, she tells me that she is really 15 and a freshman in high school. I’m 25
>Say fuck it, and still eat her out anyway because her pussy and body were tight af
>I’m eating her out in her backyard and she’s moanig loud af
>Her mom hears us. Calls her inside, yelling at her in Spanish
>I hop the fence in her backyard. The stupid bitch stole the rest of my Henny

I feel catfished and wrong about it. Before that I’ve never hooked up with an underage girl in my life. But at the same time her pussy was good af. What do? I don’t want to jeopardize my 10,000 Linkies

>> No.15710426

Report her for illegal immigration

>> No.15710430
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>>15710416
>reported

>> No.15710461

>>15710416
you will just get a title of sex offender in CV for the rest of your life

>> No.15710466

>>15710416
>business & finance

>> No.15710477

>>15710416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZrAYxWPN6c

>> No.15710479

Putting aside the fact that she is underage, why the fuck are you eating out a Twitter thot?

Enjoy your throat cancer bud.

>> No.15710502

>>15710416
>Eating a Tinder thot's pussy
Ugh

>> No.15710527
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You sound like a nigger op

>> No.15710543

Fun fact I met my fiance when she was 15 and I was 21. It has been 11 years now

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Anon, why don't you have a seat over here

>> No.15710594

Sorry Anon, but I'm afraid you'll have to marry her now. Odds are the parents already asked the police to extract your salvia's DNA from her vagina and... what degree do I need to become a federal teenage vagina inspector?

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>>15710543

>> No.15710627

>>15710543
>11 years
>only engaged
make a commitment incel

>> No.15710633

>>15710416
Fap fap fap

>> No.15710638

>>15710416
>Henny

Nigger or wigger ?

>> No.15710650

>>15710479
I do this because I'm too depressed to get hard unless the girl lets me slap her around.

>> No.15710661

>>15710627
We have half the world to discover yet, still haven't found a good place to call home

>> No.15710667

>>15710416
you're literally posting online about being a pedo. have fun in jail you stupid fuck

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>>15710416

You are now a paedophile rapist. Congrats OP.

>> No.15710781

>>15710667
Pedos are preteen lovers though. What's wrong with diddling a physically mature 15 year old if she's psychologically mature? I won't go around calling you a pedo for liking 25 year olds, only because I like 35 year olds myself, either. And it's not like 25 year olds don't look completely different from 35 year old post-wall roasties. Many women age really poorly between the age of 25 and 35.

>> No.15710799

>>15710781
>Writes all this cringe
>Uses the phrase "roastie"
Oh you're one of them

>> No.15710800

>>15710543
Based

>> No.15710824 [DELETED] 

>>15710799
>uses the term "cringe."
>has no arguments
I don't like real women at all, Anon. Regardless of age. I do find roasties and sluts to be degenerate, however. And your entire degenerate Western culture in general. Though it's very telling of your to make reject the term "roastie", essentially showing what kind of fucking cancer degenerate you are yourself. Absolutely embarrassing you zero-self-awareness piece of shit.

>> No.15710837

>>15710543
Paul walker?

>> No.15710836

>>15710799
>uses the term "cringe."
>has no arguments
I don't like real women at all, Anon. Regardless of age. I do find roasties and sluts to be degenerate, however. And your entire degenerate Western culture in general. Though it's very telling of you to reject the term "roastie", essentially showing what a kind of fucking cancer degenerate you are yourself. Absolutely embarrassing you zero-self-awareness piece of shit.

>> No.15710856

>>15710800
Of course you will then insult others for being "degenerate" when you are a degenerate yourself. White-knighting faggot.

>> No.15710864

>>15710856 was meant for >>15710799

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>>15710416
>falling for the young women meme
ALWAYS go older. They’re better at sex, they’re incentivised against pregnancy, they say thank you afterwards

>> No.15710946

>>15710416

>Henny and weed

Get out of my fucking board you nigger.

>> No.15711024

>>15710885
Okay, but are you more likely to luck your way into a 15-year-old pussy going after 18-year-olds or 30-year-olds?

>> No.15711060

You were raped anon

>> No.15711073

>>15710543
You’re that weird 20 something year old bf we all hear about back in high school