mom is kicking me out of the house. Should I give her 274.7 LINK?

[Anonymous No.15707555]

She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link a month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

[Anonymous No.15707563]

Bro get a life. This pasta stopped being funny after the fifth time

[Anonymous No.15707569]

I can't wait when this pasta is posted with 0.5 link.

[Anonymous No.15707637]

>>15707563
I don't know it gets funnier everytime I read it. The idea of a night in a constant cycle of being kicked out because of chainlink makes me giggle I guess.

[Anonymous No.15707655]

>>15707563
Do you live here in south dakota?

[Anonymous No.15707727]

>>15707555
this is copy-pasta and has been posted before. fuck your shitty stale thread