I literally just got fired

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I literally just got fired Anonymous Mon Sep 23 00:24:18 2019 No.15681572 [Reply] [Original]

Holy shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 00:24:52 2019 No.15681575 why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 00:25:39 2019 No.15681583 >>15681572 What happened

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 00:26:20 2019 No.15681585 >>15681572 Great file for unemployment and be happy you are neet!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 00:26:24 2019 No.15681587 File: 1.72 MB, 500x522, 1529433817495.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15681572 Tell us all about it fren. We're here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 00:26:47 2019 No.15681589 File: 382 KB, 1024x962, 1545454395729.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15681572 RIP in peace.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 00:27:32 2019 No.15681593 >>15681575 >>15681583 A woman coworker reported me to Human Resources for telling her she was hot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 00:28:33 2019 No.15681600 >>15681593 lmao, fucking retard >willingly interacting with roasties at your work place

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 00:29:22 2019 No.15681604 >>15681593 enjoy your neetbux

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 00:29:31 2019 No.15681606 >>15681572 blessing in disguise

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 00:30:47 2019 No.15681612 File: 120 KB, 317x641, 1518809271845.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15681593 What have we always been saying? Let this be a lesson.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 00:30:58 2019 No.15681614 File: 139 KB, 549x413, 43281F1D-78F0-4704-A8F9-602B23F445FC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15681593 RIP in peace

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 00:32:25 2019 No.15681629 File: 367 KB, 220x165, 234242sd2334.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15681593

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 00:32:38 2019 No.15681634
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>>15681572
Take the day for yourself tomorrow.

File unemployment on Tuesday.

Start looking for work Wednesday. Message your network tonight though. Happened to me ^ years ago. Best thing that happened to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 00:36:19 2019 No.15681671 You cant get fired for telling her she's hot. Repeatedly telling her giving her she is hot giving her unwanted attention will. Were you being a creep or just noticed she was pretty that day?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 00:38:29 2019 No.15681686 >>15681634 good advice for op >talking to roasties at work

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 00:44:34 2019 No.15681728 >>15681593 I said hi to a woman coworker 2 days ago. My trial starts today

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 00:46:20 2019 No.15681737 >>15681629 >LITERALLY THIS!! >TOP KEK ANON

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 00:47:19 2019 No.15681747 >>15681593 I got fired too because me and 3 more made a joke about mansplaining. My country is not even burgerland, your kike masters have spread the cancer way too much my amerilards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 00:48:00 2019 No.15681753 Unemployment will be denied you dumb fuck. Don't ever shit where you eat. Take it as a lesson learned and move on. And all you other beta cucks should learn from this retard's mistake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 01:22:18 2019 No.15681971 >clock into work by letting a laser check my wrist barcode >walking to my cagie >glance to my left and see a female coworker >am set to be put in front of the company firing squad tomorrow for sexual misconduct

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 01:34:53 2019 No.15682040

>>15681593
I got away with telling a girl I like her hair but she was in her mid 30s and seemed like she was desperate to find someone to marry. She may have liked me but couldnt say for sure as she usually acted different around me.

Also told another women I liked her hair since she wore it in a pre 2000s fashion.

Also told a coworker that trannies are an abomination/disgusting. Never got in trouble for it even though she seemed pro lgbt. Had one pc white dude tell me its not approriate when i made a tranny joke even though he made a somewhat tranny like joke at me twice before i did the joke.

t. One of the youngest guys in the office whose looks (ugly but babyfaced) caused women to act motherly towards me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 01:49:17 2019 No.15682157 >>15681593 Fake news

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 01:52:03 2019 No.15682173 File: 14 KB, 251x242, 1477620350180.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15681593 LARP thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:20:06 2019 No.15682346 >>15681747 O B S E S S E D

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:25:12 2019 No.15682387 >>15681747 I refuse to believe a company would fire four people over a mildly crude joke

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:26:26 2019 No.15682394 >>15681572 Sucks, Anon. I got fired out of nowhere years ago. You'll land on your feet, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:26:33 2019 No.15682395 File: 77 KB, 680x510, 12341234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:31:14 2019 No.15682419 >>15681572 who cares LMAO just buy link dude

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:31:34 2019 No.15682422 Ohhhh wagie saying hello to the office bike and you're not Chad??? Enjoy your firing

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:33:07 2019 No.15682434 File: 121 KB, 1024x768, 1540563187999.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15682395 make it stop

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:35:25 2019 No.15682457 >>15681572 Then extinguish yourself and get back to work you lazy faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:36:19 2019 No.15682461 File: 52 KB, 400x300, 1453635587459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15682457

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:47:55 2019 No.15682545 >>15681572 Same here. Get caught eating my sandwich and reading last chap of AOT on my phone. My chief came in my back to say hi. Turned myself back. My mouth full

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 02:53:03 2019 No.15682568 >>15682545 Work in a recording studio. Freelance sound engineer

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Anonymous Mon Sep 23 03:20:02 2019 No.15682715
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>>15681593
I quit being server at burger joint couple years back. Every Saturday the whole staff played grab ass and was free to say what I wanted. Fuck you pussy op

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 03:48:55 2019 No.15682864 File: 194 KB, 938x304, wagies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15681572 coincidence?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 04:10:44 2019 No.15682989 >>15682395 Is it worth to point out the logical fallacies in that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 04:49:21 2019 No.15683237 >>15681593 When will you idiots learn? Work is not a dating service. Keep a minimum distance to female colleagues. No thot is worth ruining your career for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 04:54:52 2019 No.15683275 wow I would sue the shit out of all of them but I guess you are to poor to afford a lawyer

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 05:29:50 2019 No.15683495 go get some crypto then and you won't need job. ETH as a safe option, VID and Link as moonshots

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 05:55:39 2019 No.15683642 >>15682989 Yes please grandpa, knock yourself out

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 07:00:01 2019 No.15684025 >>15683237 >No thot is worth ruining your career for. >ruining a career >a career >as a wagecuck My fucking sides

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 07:03:49 2019 No.15684045 >>15681593 Dont worry annon. Just buy btc n w8

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 08:05:47 2019 No.15684428 >>15681593 mgtow

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 08:07:16 2019 No.15684440 >>15681572 Nice, what are you gonna do with the rest of your day?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 08:16:30 2019 No.15684502 >>15681728 Boomer humor

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 08:18:27 2019 No.15684517

>>15681593
>being flirty at work instead of waiting until after hours
Idiot. Also double check that it was actually her. Because OTHER women are also allowed to file complaints if they see you being flirty and claim that you're ruining their working environment by giving the hot chick attention in front of them. Fatties do this all the time.

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 08:32:22 2019 No.15684607
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>>15684517
>Because OTHER women are also allowed to file complaints if they see you being flirty
Is it any wonder that we’ve been stagnating for at least the last 20+ years?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 08:33:56 2019 No.15684612 >another day another larp thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 08:41:27 2019 No.15684658 >>15681593 That sucks bud, but live & learn. I would follow up with HR to see exactly what she said in her report

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 08:45:11 2019 No.15684677 >>15681671 Lol You can literally be fired for anything if you're a white male. You have no recourse. No one will take your case.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 09:02:18 2019 No.15684796 >>15684607 Or maybe they just want to work and you can keep your shit at home or at places where people go to flirt? Isn't this literally your fucking ideology?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 09:04:44 2019 No.15684819 >>15684677 >You can literally be fired for anything if you're a white male. Get off your cross, anyone can be fired for anything under capitalism

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 09:17:41 2019 No.15684901 >>15681593 LARP. Sexual Harrassment has to either be repetitive or egregious (e.g. groping) to be considered a fireable offence even in SJW-ville Seattle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 09:24:51 2019 No.15684957 >>15681593 >she was hot as in radioactive or under police pursuit?

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 09:43:00 2019 No.15685111
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Once whilst at work a few years back everyone was emailing memes around the department distribution list

>I can join in on the fun!
>sends the attached meme

Some nig complained that he felt offended by it. Boss doesn't fire me cause he finds it funny also.

Got a promotion later. Hell yeah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 10:46:10 2019 No.15685653 File: 64 KB, 500x751, large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give me a reason why I shouldn't sell my ps4 and my high end PC.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 10:46:56 2019 No.15685663 I got fired Friday as well

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 10:53:07 2019 No.15685718

>>15685111

Thank fucking god my workplace we have 100% men and we have party twice a year where we get shitfaced in different locations. Last time we sat in a ring at some villa by the sea telling nigger jokes to one another and everybody laughed whilst grilling sausages, even our CEO is racist as fuck. Feels good man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 10:56:53 2019 No.15685738 >>15685653 There isn't one, you need to grow up you manchild and get some real hobbies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 10:57:06 2019 No.15685741 >>15681572 You can apply for a job at SAFEX office in Serbia, they offer free gym membership and meal. The problem is that you will be working for a scam project under the supervision of a unstable And you will get paid 150$ a momth

Anonymous Mon Sep 23 10:59:56 2019 No.15685764

>>15684517
Big time this. I was dating a coworker REALLY secretively. I got reported by a fucking guy who was obsessed with this girl and literally followed us out one night on a date. When I was brought in and told about this I just started laughing and was like "you know what, go ahead and fire me" and just kept laughing. It was so surreal. Everyone had these serious looks on their face like I had killed someone. They just looked like such bitter losers. They didn't fire me so I just quit, took another job, and the girl who would go onto be my girlfriend basically had to keep our relationship secret at work until she quit there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:02:15 2019 No.15685782 I got fired a couple months ago and denied benefits The conference parts were hilariously to see how hard they will defend not having bad statistics more than anything fucking cock suckers

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:03:41 2019 No.15685792 >>15685738 Hobbies I can post about on Instagram?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 11:07:15 2019 No.15685823 >>15685792 If you genuinely have an Instagram you're not going to make it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 12:27:29 2019 No.15686609 >>15681593 This is why I get female coworkers Snapchats and sexually harass them through it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 23 12:44:02 2019 No.15686792 File: 54 KB, 244x297, 1550080119312.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15682545 What the hell, that's just a minor thing...My boss knows I play FGO in work and she doesn't tell me anything.

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