Climbing the corporate ladder

[Anonymous No.1565733]

>wait until coworkers leave
>consistently fuck with one guy
>go through his desk
>steal his shit
>log onto his computer
>fuck with his files and input incorrect information in his data entry
>file for overtime for staying late to sabotaging your coworker

Boss man thinks I'm better than him already and I'm almost completely sure that he's going to lose his low managerial position and I'm going to replace him. What I've been doing has been making him paranoid. Apparently he has even taken days off to see a doctor and I'm almost sure it's because he thinks he has amnesia or trouble concentrating because of what I've been doing to his workstation. Lately I've also been taking office supplies from other people's desks and stashing them in his desk as well. I've been considering planting drugs in his desk too.

[Anonymous No.1565734]

>>1565733
>brilliant
when you get his job can I have your old job?

[Anonymous No.1565735]

>>1565733
Lmao good post

[Anonymous No.1565739]

>>1565733

What's despicable is that you're not only sabotaging this guy (which is maybe justifiable), you're also sabotaging the company.

[Anonymous No.1565742]

>>1565733
you must be a democrat

[Anonymous No.1565749]

>>1565733
Absolutely D I A B O L I C A L

[Anonymous No.1565751]

>>1565733
>yfw he claims that there's no way his data entry is wrong and someone must have tampered with it
>yfw your boss remembers that you've been filing overtime excessively around the time your coworkers data entry starts being incorrect
>yfw your boss puts two and two together and fires your ass

[Anonymous No.1565757]

>>1565733
L U C I F E R I A N M A N O E U V R E S

[Anonymous No.1565759]

>>1565751
Yfw based op has plausible deniability

[Anonymous No.1565761]

>>1565733
>log onto his computer

Do you know his password or are you logging in with your information then messing with his stuff?

[Anonymous No.1565762]

>>1565751
Plausible deniability, my friend. I've been getting my work done on time and have been getting a little extra in to justify the overtime. If boss man really has the gall to accuse me of sabotaging my coworker, I'll take it to HR and threaten litigation.

This guy is a loser and nobody likes him anyway. Since I started fucking with him he's gradually started losing his shit. He even accused another person of tampering with his things and got in an argument. And the department manager has been on his ass for a week now because of an overdue report that "disappeared". Luckily I volunteered my help and I can feel like I'm about to move up judging from the good vibes I am getting from others in the office.

[Anonymous No.1565764]

>>1565761
Every computer's password is the same in our department to make it easy for any employee to take over or retrieve information for an absent colleague.

[Anonymous No.1565766]

>>1565762
Op are you the same fucker who makes /GYM BULLY/ threads on /fit/?

I want to be a student of a /real life bully/.

Can you help give me some expert tips?

[Anonymous No.1565780]

>>1565762
You can't ever let this man find out what you've done. Godspeed.

[Anonymous No.1565782]

>>1565764

lol my company not only has a seperate password for each user we have 2 factor authentication with our phones. It's overkill and a pain in the ass.

My boss says it's for PCI complience or some shit. What does that even mean and why does it matter?

[Anonymous No.1565786]

>>1565782
It's because you work with credit card information dumbass. This is your boss, come straight to my office when you get to work tomorrow. Did you think I wouldn't see this?

[Anonymous No.1565791]

>>1565786

We don't work with credit cards tho.

[Anonymous No.1565799]

>>1565791
PCI compliance stands for Payment Card Industry compliance.

>https://www.pcicomplianceguide.org/pci-faqs-2/

[Anonymous No.1565806]

>>1565786
>>1565782
your boss doesn't even know what you guys do. sucks man

[Anonymous No.1565843]

Please teach me to get ahead in the workplace

[Anonymous No.1566023]

>>1565762
You're an absolute disgrace to mankind. You are bad, and you know you're bad, and you try to rationalize your actions and find moral support from other shitheads like you by making this thread.

[Anonymous No.1566047]

>>1565733
I hope you find the peace you seek in wealth and status.

[Anonymous No.1566059]

As a mark is not set up for the sake of missing the aim, so neither does the nature of evil exist in the world.

[Anonymous No.1566064]

>>1565733
One of these days you're going to fuck with the wrong person and get screwed over.

Is there no CCTV in your office whatsoever?

[Anonymous No.1566075]

Kek.

[Anonymous No.1566088]

>>1565733
Gl in prison OP

[Anonymous No.1566090]

>>1565733
>start dating my supervisors daughter
>she's flaky af
>hit it
>quit it
>2 days later supervisor blows his shit and quits
>take his job
>start supervising the new me
>1 month later general manager refuses to bump my pay
>quit
>2 weeks later the board fires him
>office moves closer to new general manager
>everyone else lost their jobs too

[Anonymous No.1566102]

>>1565733
If this is true, you're an impulsive idiot and will almost certainly be caught later due to arrogance.

The best part is that you genuinely won't see it coming.

[Anonymous No.1566112]

You must work for Wells Fargo.

[Anonymous No.1566323]

>>1565733
>>1565762

Why cant people just be nice?

[Anonymous No.1566333]

>>1565762
The best part about this post is, you genuinely have no idea how cringeworthy it is.

[Anonymous No.1566355]

>>1566333
Says the guy who will never be promoted. You have to be cutthroat to make it in the business world.

[Anonymous No.1566383]

>>1566355
But doing it in such an idiotic, over the top way will just ensure that he gets caught sooner rather than later, at which point everyone will just see him as a sociopath (which he probably is if he's being sincere) and he'll be kicked out the company instantly, with his career permanently fucked due to his laughable narcissism.

[Anonymous No.1566409]

>>1566102
He just has to avoid being caught before getting promoted. Even if he is caught, he can probably pay off whoever catches him and, thus, win a new partner-in-crime.

Society is, and always will be, hopelessly corrupt at every level behind the scenes.

[Anonymous No.1566410]

>>1565762
You're a fag

[Anonymous No.1566430]

>>1566409
>He just has to avoid being caught before getting promoted.

This won't make any difference. If he's the kind of person to do the shit that he described in the OP, odds are Maori of his co-workers are getting an 'off' vibe from him, and once he (inevitably) abandons his constraints after being promoted, all doubt will be removed.

>Even if he is caught, he can probably pay off whoever catches him and, thus, win a new partner-in-crime.

Unless he's in Russia/some third world shithole, no. He's fucked after attempting that.

>Society is, and always will be, hopelessly corrupt at every level behind the scenes.

This at least is true, but not because of cringey subhumans like OP who think moving office utensils makes them Sun Tzu.

[Anonymous No.1566433]

>>1566430
*most not Maori, what the fuck

[Anonymous No.1566455]

>>1566409
>win a new partner in crime

Assuming he lives in the First World, the people in his office aren't fucking sociopaths 99% of the time, especially if it's a normal job and not something on Wall Street at some megabank

And either way, I wouldn't want to get involved or associate myself with a sociopath because I'm not a sociopath and neither is 99% of society.

Evidently OP's mom never hugged him enough

[Anonymous No.1566530]

>>1566455
>Assuming he lives in the First World, the people in his office aren't fucking sociopaths 99% of the time,

And even if some of them WERE sociopaths, there's nothing to be gained from not turning him in, since he would very obviously become a threat later.

[Anonymous No.1566569]

I can't wait until this guy snaps and blows OP's brains out during an office rampage.

[Anonymous No.1566630]

>>1566569
That would never happen because op is lying. I bet that fucker doesn't even have a job.

[Anonymous No.1566637]

>>1566630
The most intelligent post thus far...

[Anonymous No.1566808]

>>1566088
> mlp, how to screenshot, male feminism
Underrated post... top kek

[Preliminary Poster No.1567055]

>>1565733
Very nice work op, well done. I wish I could say the same for myself.

[Anonymous No.1567126]

>>1566808
>https://imgur.com/5H0m4t8
Uploaded December 20th.

[Anonymous No.1567460]

>>1565742
a jewish one
>>1566333
trips man is right you know

[Anonymous No.1567473]

>>1565764
What do you work in a barn?
What kinda company has such a shit security policy?

What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.1567564]

>>1565733
you are a fucking monster bro. if you dont feel guilty you probably are a personality disorder. good thing is, since you already stole shit from other people if he get fired and sue the company and then your boss call the police to investigate the matter you will probably get in trouble.

[Anonymous No.1567565]

>>1567460
i thought jew were more educated and had better morals. i guess the word of mouth wins again.

[Anonymous No.1567576]

Holy shit, kill yourself