/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.15652127]

Stock pits edition

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/Dar8zS0k

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Real-time market news:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
https://thefly.com/index.php

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

Stock screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener

Premarket Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previ0us:
>>15646988

[Anonymous No.15652146]

>>15652127
ULTA is going to moon tomorrow.
Was on cramer 3 days ago.

[Anonymous No.15652148]

Pit pussy is meh

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15652150]

MO going to $30...

LCI to $60

possible short squeeze on GME soon..

AMRS is a scam pump and dump

AAPL hype is over short it back down to 200

[Anonymous No.15652167]

>>15652137
I wish able to leave the house for any extended period. I’d probably do it for extra cash. If i ever see I’ll tell you, you live up in Big Bear or something like that? I’ll have to buy you a drink when LCI makes me some dough

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15652182]

>>15652167
>you live up in Big Bear or something like that?
na.. i live down the hill.. i have a lot of friends that live there though..

why can't you leave the house for an extended period of time?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15652184]

paid by the load is definitely true... there is so much more to being a freight broker that you don't understand, but what ever.... lci guy knows more than me.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.15652190]

>>15652116
>Amazons warehouses are fucking everywhere. Any city worth anything has plenty of amazon warehouses and thus short delivery distances.
IDAHO, IDAHO
THERE'S A BEAUTY ON THE ROAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUHkwJiaBe0

[Anonymous No.15652195]

POOPOO PEEPEE
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[Anonymous No.15652201]

Just bought some 6 dollar 1 month puts on Aurora Cannabis. How fucked am I?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15652207]

>>15652184
aren't you some sort of freight broker or some type of organizer of shipping and receiving?

[Anonymous No.15652209]

>>15652201

COOOOM

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.15652220]

>>15652201

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15652222]

analogies, metaphors are great... being a freight broker is the fulcrum on the balance scale... and being able to shift and move to make both ends meet is all that we do.... there's also chances for injury and death... i had a load pick up, the driver was mudered at a truck stop... another driver called me from the place saw the load knew the driver, but long story short... the load delivered on time... and i made a ton of friends going to the funeral.

[Anonymous No.15652231]

>>15652209

I don't care for this meme.

[Anonymous No.15652232]

>>15652220
What? Am I fucked?

>>15652222
Check'd

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.15652233]

>>15652201
>-23.35% to breakeven
>implying

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15652243]

>>15652231
i didn't know freight broker was a meme, but... uhh you have to understand i've been doing this so long.... i've embraced it. I have so many storiies.

[Anonymous No.15652251]

>>15652233
Nice doubledubs. And what am I implying? I am literally pic related

[Anonymous No.15652259]

>>15652243
What's the most freight you've ever brokered?

[Anonymous No.15652271]

>>15652231

I don't care for what you don't care for.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15652273]

>>15652259
in a single load? i try my best to stay on the right side of the law regarding weight limitations... i never ask a driver to break the law, ii want my freight delivered safely and undamaged... i never pressure a driver to do something they shouldn't do...

[Anonymous No.15652278]

>>15652271
you shouldn't

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15652282]

>>15652273
what kinds of loads are you pressuring your drivers to take baggie?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15652294]

>>15652259
one time a customer of mine was kinda fucking the government.... they're in federal prison... 1 dollar a gallon on gasoline shipments... they were taking tax credits... so we must have loaded 50 traiilers with 45 hundred in them and took 10 cents of their credit profit...

[Anonymous No.15652309]

>>15652278
This that bitch that lives for candy and looks like a psychopath with enormous titties?

Why is life such a poor imitation of art?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15652321]

for a 1 dollar tax credit, i was loading and basically laundering for them... it was disgusting... but shit i profited and the stupidest thing is... it was based off a government program that took favorites of certain businesses over others... and if the government morons continues like that... more people will take advantage of the government.... i prefer a government that allows us all to help each other.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.15652322]

>>15652294
is it possible to have a business that doesn't actually sell a product/service but just takes tax credits instead?

[Anonymous No.15652331]

>>15652309
I don't know what animu most of my animu reaction folder images are from

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15652345]

>>15652322
these guys were taking fuel, e-81 in and shipping it out labeled e-81... i was only taking it out... but they were telling the government they were taking e-80 in and it was a 1 dollar tax credit in the difference... i took a cut, but it wasn't my fault.. i was not part of that... they asked me to move this here... and i washed my hands and actually got paid for it all.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15652355]

>>15652322
its called wellfare

[Anonymous No.15652368]

>>15652222
should I become a freight broker

[Anonymous No.15652370]

>>15652345
Hey
Would it be possible to have a software based freight brokering system?
Like a slightly more complex version of Uber that matches drivers with people who need things shipped.

[Anonymous No.15652372]

>>15652182
Family reasons.
I got 2100 a month income i can 100% depend on and 3500 in bills every month and 18k in cash/stocks. Got other random things i do for extra cash. Just cant leave for a long time been a challenge thinking of ways to make money without being able to wage slave effectively

[Anonymous No.15652376]

>>15652355
Kek

[Anonymous No.15652385]

>>15652331
Absolutely disgusting.

>>15652372
Teach something online? Learn something really good, and then teach it? Maybe write essays for ESL college students?

What kinds of stuff do you do for extra cash? Dog walking?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15652392]

>>15652345
i can tell you freight has been slowing down... the truth is automation and shit might work for box trucks... but bulk chemicals don't actually move easily as I can make that happen... Chemicals can react, previous cargo conversations regarding where the tank was washed... violations on checks and balances... these go up to the top of every business involved, they come into the hands and changes happen... it's not like LCI guy says and i don't know how to run a business... basically any business can improve from every opportunity for feedback, but he's been too busy being crazy... maybe he stepped on a used needle or something.,..

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15652398]

>>15652222
I had a tenant that was a truck driver.. all he had was a mattress for him a mattress for his son and a t.v. he was rarely ever home.. the company he worked for i guess would send him across the states to pick up loads that people just straight abandonded?? he said sometimes truckers just snap and quit and they just leave the truck and keys and then they would send him to get the truck finish the delivery or whatever and drive it back.. does this happen a lot?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15652402]

>>15652370
everybody and there brother has been selling those to their customers... ii have to work with like 5 or 6 different ones of them on a daily basis... it's why i have hired so many people to do my job.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15652414]

>>15652398
yeah i've had loads where the driiver just takes off and we send a guy out to find the truck... drivers get piissed off all the time... if they were brain surgeons they'd not be truck drivers.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15652420]

>>15652398
and you're right over the road truck drivers... they're not home often.. they work and well... they're not home for weeks at a time... it's not an easy life.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15652422]

>>15652392
i never said i knew how freight shipping works.. but i know how corporations work... you know.. public ones... with debt.. and equity... capital structure.. share structure....

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15652425]

>>15652372
how do you make 2100 a month but have 3500 in bills? that doesn't make much since..

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15652427]

>>15652422
you said i didn't know how a business works... and i took time and bit my tougne a bit... sorry, but i have some experience...

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15652441]

>>15652370
a fucking postmates/uber eats/ grub hub.. just for truck drivers.. genuis.. fucking genuis....

[Anonymous No.15652450]

>>15652441
So... uber freight?
Am I not getting the joke, or have you guys not been aware that it was in the works?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15652455]

>>15652427
>you said i didn't know how a business works...
is your business leveraged? have you taken on debt to grow? have you issued shares in order to pay off some of these debts or to reward your employees?? is your company publicly traded?

I think you're missing what i was getting at.. maybe i didn't word it right.. but a sole propritorship or an LLC is ran a bit different then a publicly traded corporation...

[Anonymous No.15652464]

>>15652425
2100 is disability so its like a fixed amount. Most of extra costs are debt because i am paying off extra. So those cost wont last forever.
Anyways LCI to $60
Then I don’t have to aorry about shit.
I’m up over 30% in 4 months. Just gotta keep up this rate...

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15652473]

>>15652455
no actually... proprietary information is kinda worth more than anything you can offer.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15652474]

>>15652450
i had no idea that even existed desu...

>>15652464
soo.. how are you paying 3500 a month on only 2100 income? wouldn't you be taking on more debt?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15652480]

>>15652455
im an s-corp

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15652494]

>>15652473
just because you have a business doesn't mean you understand how a publicy traded corporation works or how stocks work..

>>15652480
I have an LLC and a C-corp that both deal with publicly traded companies.. they still won't behave like a publicly traded company since they aren't public.........

[Anonymous No.15652519]

>>15652494
You can’t have a coporation.
If corporations are people than owning corporations is slavery and slavery is illegal. Stands to reason, innit?

[Anonymous No.15652537]

>>15652474
Long term at this rate yeah. Short term debt and expenses are paid off. So far breaking even at my past qtr rate with stonks. High hope for near future. Also have loads of random side projects. I have lots of succulents and other things...
Not weed hah
Like I said, monthly expenses are going down too. Eg car gets paid off in a couple months, credit cards will be paid off

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15652542]

>>15652519
yeah.. sure thing buddy.. but I created them and i own them.. (actually the LLC is 50/50 with a partner)

so umm.. yeah...

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15652555]

>>15652494
you're right... but you were still shilling lci before it dropped... i'm learning more and more as i can... i don't know how to turn this into a better thing... i am an ambitious person... and you know personally i want to say i think you're the right dude.. you have the attiitude that hates losing, and is always forward thinking... and these types of people are always going to win... surrounding your self wiith more people with people who want to win every fucking day is the best way to get a good team... and the only reason to go public, is basically you want to accept debt and look to capital to grow... and i'm thinking about risk.... i have like no risk, i can be retired and live modestly but... uhh i want to use my abilities to keep the people that do little things... i will tell you... i employ a mother... she had 3 sons... one died of overdose, one has an extra chromosome 100% down syndrome and the third is a CO.. corectional officer... she spend 40 years going up and down stairs at this hotel and bar... she fell broke her ankle... i gave her a job answering phones. she has an honest soul...

[Anonymous No.15652572]

>>15652542
That’s inhumane.
Calling the cops right now.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15652574]

>>15652555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA1nGPM9yHA

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15652607]

>>15652555
>but you were still shilling lci before it dropped
LCI droped due to heavy manipulation to shake out shares by aggressive shorts.. didn't you read the lawsuit of what happend with Marc cohodes and Guy Gentile.. Marc tried to get him to sell shares through a third party....

If that contract would have renewed it would've fucking soared............... even after it wasn't renewed shorts were still fucked and holding out.. they were playing the waiting game which by the look of it has been biting them on the ass...

LCI to $60

>surrounding your self wiith more people with people who want to win every fucking day is the best way to get a good team...
this is true.. i literrally just broke it off with a girl.. she kept asking why? why? why? till i had to tell her shes a loser with a loser attitude and i'm not gunna put up with that shit... it was hard to do.. even though the pussy was good.. i want more in life and i want the people that surround me to be the same way

well it's good you gave an old lady a job.. just don't depend too much on her.. knew a guy that had a insurance business.. lady worked for him.. she died.. he got all fucked and business almost took a shit for him because he depended too much on her

[Anonymous No.15652626]

why is the fed so gay? PUMP THE MARKETS

[Anonymous No.15652642]

>>15652626
Donald it's past your bedtime

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15652694]

>>15652626
you can't just pump markets like that... try harder make a stronger dollar, spike gold bonds crash markets a bit... does anybody even know who donalds primary challengers are? and why fox news didn't get a debate? if fox news doesn't get a debate.... take it from an asshole who profits like scum from under the sea... bottom feeding maggot that ate so much garbage and had an allergic reaction to liberals... but the way the yield curve fixes is lower at the top end again... but we have these 50 years, they were only mentioned like 2 or 3 times in these threads... but the thing i want to talk about... its relevant..

Crypto-GLD and TLT... thiis might be worthy of its own thread... the safe haven asset class... how everythiing works with it......

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15652730]

>>15652694
>try harder make a stronger dollar
yeah.. just keep interest rates really low so everyone issues 100x more dollar denominated debt than there is dollars.. that'll sure make a demand for the dollar

[Anonymous No.15652757]

>>15652694
>you can't just pump markets like that
You can if you yell at them hard enough

[Anonymous No.15652760]

>>15652694
Crypto gold is happening, think it’s gotten regulatory approval from the Bank of NY or something.

Can you even blame the Dems for not wanting to go on Fox? All cable news is partisan shit, but Fox News really cranks up the absurdity, really tries to get old people to buy diuretics and blood pressure meds, maybe a commemorative coin minted by the “department of money”

I hate the networks so goddamn much.

[Anonymous No.15652766]

>>15652757
You’re having a lot of fun with these reaction images you don’t know the context of.

[Anonymous No.15652769]

>>15652766
always

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15652854]

>>15652730
i think your head is so far in the clouds that you don't see how weak every other currency pair has been stretched... you have never seen a dollar this strong in your life...

>>15652760
it's totally happening... i look at the pair, and it's moving along with gold, honestly.. you'd be stupid to not hold gold and crypto even if you want to trade and play long/short short term movement...

as far as the dems not going on fox... no.. that's the most bull shit thing ever..... thiis whole 2-party system is bull shit... im a registered democrat, and will 99% vote trump... but primary and 2-party politics closed primaries.. it's kinda terrifying how much they don't give a fuck.. it's been a joke... you had fucking gary johnson, who would raise taxes and balance the budget... but he didn't get on stage.. libertarians are losers though since they're more focused on open boarders and not cutting spending... but shiit... i dunno...

[Anonymous No.15652865]

$GHSI

-Already acquired Patents in EU and Hong Kong for Lumega-Z and MapCatSF device.

-Chinese/India patent news for the Lumega-Z and GlaucoCetin would send the stock flying (check previous spikes)

-Chinese trademark secured, Chinese entity owns 5% ownership stake, lets see what happens!

-Last offering was direct offering and closed within 24 hours. Meaning we have a solid 30% or more institutional holding now. Which will be disclosed before Sept. 30th

-International sales distribution agreement imminent

-Amazon or Alibaba sales channel could give us an NBY type move

-AREDS-2 (leading competitor) is featured on Amazon, Lumega-Z is a better product backed by clinical research

-CSV-2000 pending military contracts

-World class management team and medical professionals

-Massive gap to fill

-At $1.50/sh the market cap is only $54M!

-Glaucoma market is massive world wide, Chinese market alone is 22M patients

-Only for US and China markets we have more than 80 thousand ophthalmologist. CSV-2000 Cost $7500/- Think even 10% penetration means what to them in terms of revenue from a single product.

-Patent portfolio worth more than current market cap

-Insider lock up period ended, every incentive to pump the price

-The company did not IPO in April to get delisted 6 months later

-Adequate cash from offering, no dilution imminent

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15652876]

>>15652760
if you want a balance budget, you cut spending and raise taxes... it's by far the most unpopular decision, but fundamentally that's the only way to do it...

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15652894]

>>15652854
>you have never seen a dollar this strong in your life...
it'll get stronger.. the whole world is going to be scrambling to find dollars to pay their debts... short squeeze on the dollar... theres an interview with Ray Dalio talking about it...

[Anonymous No.15652906]

>>15652876
I’m the asshole who criticizes trump for doing doing the opposite, lowering taxes while raising spending. There is no longer any such thing as fiscal conservatism.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15652915]

>>15652876
>>15652760
i mean an alternative to raising taxes would be relaxing labor laws and allowing more people to be eligible to the labor force... say like 12 year olds can collect and pay file taxes and be part of labor and disconnect them from these under preforming schools that indoctrinate individuals that the only way to succeed is if you join a union, or become a liberal... nothing is getting better in our schools... i'm going to go speak at a school real soon... i need to make sure to teach these kids, being a liberal will not set you free, and yes some people are born better than others... the girl that got raped by that guy on her Juul break who kept her baby and is not valedictorian today is not here.. but her rapist is graduatiing because he was on the football team and got a scholarship... we need to focus on real issues and real change.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15652920]

>>15652906
yeah newt doesn't talk on hannity often anymore... fundamentally as far as policy trump was great.... but in practice it's not what we wanted.

[Anonymous No.15652930]

>>15652915
Getting kids working, keep em off drugs and gangs and thottery. That could generate more economic activity. Mom doesn’t have to find a baby sitter if the kids come to work with her after school.

Stop the Juul, give him a tool.
Something like that, I’m not a slogan guy.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15652941]

>>15652930
you know... it's too smart, but these unions are full of faggorty and are scared shitless if you allow youngesters near them... but its truth... giving kids a job, a paycheck something to help the home will keep them from doiing gangs and slinging drugs... to basically accomplish the same thing...

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15652957]

>>15652930
i mean if you're a fucking 65 year old union guy... and your supporting labor laws... the last thing you want is to accept 12 year olds afterschool every day... you see these kids as an enemy that will take your job, but the truthi is, in 10 years, they're 22 and you're fuckiing dead... i think liberals are selfish, and don't truly make policy that is all inclusive...

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15652975]

>>15652865
ok.. i'm interested.. buutt what do you mean ipo in april? they did a reverse split in jan and did an s1 shortly after.. they were an LLC back in 2009 and it looked like they took it public as a delware corporation..

I'm interested.. i'm going to look into it more.. they could be converting some shit right now at it's lows.. idk.. seems a little strange

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15652976]

>>15652930
>>15652941
>>15652957
the best part is... these 22 year olds get a 10 year head start.. already have clost to half their life spent at work. they've seen accidents and created an environment... who loses when you allow this to happen? oh the pension funds and insurance costs... sure we're going to lose a few kiids... we lose men all the fucking time.. every fucking day we lose good men... fuck it... let these single mothers be 70% black and lets not even question why.

[Anonymous No.15652989]

>>15652976
Who said they’re single mothers? I was thinking husbands were also at work.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653008]

>>15652989
noo i'm just stating that 70% of siingle mothers in america are black.. being a white single mother via being a fucking bitch, or dumb cunt who slept with a drug addict, or was widowed via a man who gave the ultimate sacrifice makes a difference.... black bitches make up 70% of single moms... im sorry..

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653031]

>>15652989
people are dumb enough to have many kids.... look at donald trump, dude is a good father.. you can't take that away from him. sometimes the father is dead... but trump is as niigger as a nigger can be.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15653036]

>>15653031
>nigger
>good father
pick one

[Anonymous No.15653041]

>>15653031
>trump is as niigger as a nigger can be.
There’s something to this...
Is trump our real first black president?

[Anonymous No.15653047]

>>15653036
Hey man, bull Cosby was the ideal father figure for decades...

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653049]

>>15652989
are trumps kids from single parent homes? I would say yes... that's how you fill out the census.... i mean this doesn't matter... trump needs to stop spending so much fucking money, and needs to stop having foreign policy so soft that it makes obama's actions look tough... the worst part... is bibi... and im not sure of israels government... and i hope the fucking cries for peace and humanity hasn't hiit the cold stone hearts of god's chosen people....

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653059]

>>15653036
you can't be ignorant and a good father...

>>15653047
bill cosby appealed to people because of his ignorance and it was comedy.... look at will smith.. that man is not a nigger and a good father.

had his choice of the club
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JcmQONgXJM

[Anonymous No.15653062]

>>15653049
From what I was reading about half the Israelis are for a two state solution. The Economist was saying the biggest obstacle might be the hardline Palestinians who will do anything to stop that from happening. Some people just want blood.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653081]

the one thing i know... if you want to be the best trader.. you have to HATE losing... you can't lose and not let it bother you.... learning is one thing... but you have to want to win... and when you win you win again, and again... but if you do trade enough times.. you will eventually enter a trade and immediately the thing reverses on you...

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653100]

>>15653062
i remember the 90s when this happened.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8CFL6gHgxI

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653137]

>>15653062
uhh... how does lebanon, jordan, and syria fit into this 2 state solution... and the truth is.... we will demolish the dome of the rock and rebuild king solomon's temple.

[Anonymous No.15653143]

I WANT CHEAPIES!

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15653155]

>>15653143
you've had your chances.. don't worry you'll get more tho....

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653158]

>>15653143
you'll have them in 12 hours.. stop yelling at me apu... you're fucking retarded. we're trying to estanblish an opportunity for the temple of king solomon to be restored to the son's of king david...

[Anonymous No.15653161]

>>15653137
They don’t. There is no “solution” to the Middle East. We can’t even glass the thing because they have a lot of good oil.

[Anonymous No.15653167]

Do you guys think is a good idea to short on autoloan companies around this time or is it too soon? The car loan industry is basically the housing market back in '08 at this point.

[Anonymous No.15653171]

>>15653137
>we will demolish the dome of the rock and rebuild king solomon's temple

I just don't see how that can happen
You'd have like 20% of the world population foaming at the mouth. They'd go feral

Now that Benji lost the Israeli election, it seems that the Protestant wet dream of the temple is slipping even farther away.
Every year Israel becomes less Jewish, if they haven't reclaimed the temple mount by now, it might never happen

[Anonymous No.15653194]

India got corporate tax cut and their market mooned 5%

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653209]

>>15653171
bibi was our best chance... however.. we do have american embassy right there next to where it will be!!! more work than anybody in 30 years had done.... worst part is what makes a palestinian different than a syrian, or any other tribal feral foaming at the mouth animal... so that more and more jews made you move... being unable to do something because of jewish holiday... what is different about jews... we don't have a prophet... no jesus no goat fucker named moe that had sex with 14 year olds and went on an acid trip delusional on the holiest of holy's... i have no respect for islam... and i will see the 3rd temple be built in my life.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653223]

i will not shave my beard nor cut my hair until we rebuild our temple.

[Anonymous No.15653234]

>>15653209
I just don't think there is a possibility for it to happen

Are you just going to send IDF troops in to sanitize the mount and to bulldoze the temple?
How will the US and Europe react then? Certainly any such aggression won't be something that we can support politically. No matter how many kushners and boltons you have in the White House, the moderate American people won't go along with something like that. Only hard evangelicals and certain Jews .

[Anonymous No.15653246]

>>15653143
The SPY is going to 400 and if you dont like that YOU CAN SUCK MY GOLDEN BULL BALLS

[Anonymous No.15653257]

boys who are with interactive brokers, what does this mean?

it just links me to a page where you get quotes for how much interest you have to pay if you are trading on margin

[GonnaLoseItAll !OKNSiL9mns No.15653270]

TLRD going to 2.50, shouldnt have longed before a bottom was found. I've lived up to my name bros, I'll see you in the other side

[Anonymous No.15653280]

Is there a trustworthy and cheap place where I can trade both cryptos and stocks for a yuropoor like me?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653331]

WTF IS THIS THE UKRAINE GOVERNMENT WHO SAW CRIIMEA FUCKING INVADED VIA DONETSK IS NOW POINTING FINGERS AT TRUMP!!! WHY THE FUCK WAS OBAMA UNABLE TO FUCKING INCORPORATE THESE ASSHOLES INTO NATO WHEN THEY WERE CRYING AND NOW A FUCKING DECADE LATER IT'S FUCKING TRUMP'S FAULT AND WE ARE 100% ALLEGEINCE TO RUSSIA

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653342]

im sorry this is bull shit... all of our nato agreements we put it up for a vote... ukraine was almost there... worst is turkey... we have the black sea, but no after crimea ... fuck i dunno ukraine is making fake news... have a great morning with these tweets and defenses...

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653371]

capitulate... fuck it.... nothing good coming except higher prices for oil... the block from california about keeping him off the ballot for the tax returns... i think actually all of those state laws that regard votes to go to the popular vote winner lose as well... it was left open that way for a 3rd option... but needing a majority... it's the worst fucking way to destroy our republic... i will be buying an extra 5000 rounds of ammunition.

[Anonymous No.15653394]

Futures seem to not care about the situation yet.
I guess it seems like the 'boy who cried wolf' situation with Trump controversy, everyone just assumes all the scandals will just blow over

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653405]

>>15653394
im fucking pissed off at this shit.. give it away? what about the 15% turks that are living in crimea, and how they couldn't vote since they're not ukrainian... and russian over rule of the vote?

[Anonymous No.15653418]

>>15653405
I don't really care very much about turks or ukranians or Russians
I don't really care about what they vote for
Why should I, bags? Why should I care about these people and the Crimea? I only care about the Crimea when I play eu IV as Muscovy start and need to cleanse the whole caucus after forming the russian nation (and the empire soon after)

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653426]

>>15653418
it's how oil and nat gas moves... maybe you don't see it, but russia has more lng if they can dig through snow and create pipelines.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653434]

>>15653418
you don't have to care, but you should be aware...

[Anonymous No.15653435]

I also am confused, befuddled that the futures aren't dipping more from this news

Sure, it's like the millionth Trump controversy, but this one could really cause some turbulence throughout the election cycle

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653445]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv8T1QFHwGs
look at how bad this guy was... this isn't anything like a trump rally.

[Anonymous No.15653457]

>>15653426
I mean even if Natty G prices quadruple over in the old world, maybe they double over here in North America, who cares. The stuff is basically free unless you're heating a 10000 square foot glass house in Alaska...

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653471]

>>15653457
yeah we've really started selling it... we have so much of it... i do appreciate the efforts of my parents during the 70s, since that generation left it in the ground... but i'm fucking ready to sell it so cheap... and uhhh take all the profits and place every shekel to the challenge of not nuking the dome of the rock, but destroying it in a way that generations can receive g_d's blessing from what we build after.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653536]

test

[Anonymous No.15653546]

>>15652975
They just had an IPO in April at $4. Was a private company before and has no history of a revere split

[Anonymous No.15653579]

>>15653471
There is no amount of shekels that you can spend to bring the DotR down
We spent 2 trillion and nearly two decades in the middle east, and all it did was give most of the populace a distaste for the whole region
All the power and influence that Israel accumulated in the US government is spent, their momentum was broken by the end of the second Bush administration

Oh, how it must chafe to the Hardline Zionists to get the holy Land back after two millenia and they are trapped! They still hold so much power in the US govt, but they don't have the population to beat the Muslims in their home country

And every year the situation gets more difficult for them. The tens of billions they get from the US every year is enough to keep them existing, and they can make new settlements, but the rock in Jerusalem is too difficult a prize. If they cut loose and go for it, they go alone against the entire desert

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653620]

>>15653579
if i turn 2 thousand into 20k.. then turn that into 20 billion...i'd never be able to tactically strike it... so... what ii do is strike saudi arabia first... that mecca mother fucker... then i strike DotR, and it's ok shit will fire off like crazy, but yeah what ever fuck you, you're unable to understand true zionism.

[Anonymous No.15653626]

>>15653620
Baggy go sleep

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653627]

>>15653579
i nuke the mecca, and tactical strike DotR... i can't have too much radioactive residue at my people's pilgrimage site...

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653645]

>>15653626
sometimes i ask my self... why am i a jew... and all my head gives me is just images of my mother smiling... i am fucking retarded. The fact remains... I am proud, and watch Bibi get's his majority.

[Anonymous No.15653665]

>>15653620
>>15653627
I understand the desire, I understand what the Zionists and restorationists want...
I just see clearly that it cannot happen
The number of Muslims is high, the number of Jews is low and isn't increasing...
Israel is surrounded, and sentiment in the EU and US is only strong enough to support Israel if they are clearly attacked

If your old testament God comes back and throws lightning bolts and fireballs at the billion Muslims on Earth, then you can have the third temple. But you can't buy divine intervention with shekels directly, and lean hogs are far to expensive for then to be good burnt offerings
You will either have to wait for lean hog prices to go down, so you can make an offering, or you can try and burn all the leftover BYND inventory that is rotting on store shelves. See if that is right and meet for your gods blessing. ;^)

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653674]

>>15653665
how can we unite orthodox jews and the amish?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653694]

>>15653665
desu i'd give up a life's ambition of rebuilding solomon's temple to have 10 kids in a single room home heated by wood i cut my self.. just so to teach them how work and make life easier for those around them.

[Anonymous No.15653698]

>>15653674
The Amish (and most Mormons) are pacifists AFAIK, or at least they will only fight to defend their communities.
And the Amish can't get to the middle east unless they use wagons and sailboats... They certainly aren't allowed to fly F-22s

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653728]

>>15653665
>I understand the desire, I understand what the Zionists and restorationists want...
>I just see clearly that it cannot happen
>The number of Muslims is high, the number of Jews is low and isn't increasing...
these are things i never thought of... and facts don't lie.. you are makiing me cry.... but honestly... muslims will kill them selves... they have been doing this every fucking day since prophet pig fucker passed away with no clear direction on what to do. the jews have a direct linage abraham, who gave jesus a bath... recorded even through all the fires and records in egypt, syria and all the mayhem the romans brought through their crusades... ima do some oxy contin.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653743]

yeah they fucking burned the libraries that the greek alexander the great named after him... burned everything records are probably poor as hell... but the best thing is we're alive!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653760]

all of us everybody alive... all of our ancestors.. we can only go back so many generations then it's just question marks... who's daddy was who's i mean if you can find your a man who can trace your father to a father to a father 5 or 6 times you're a lucky person... the fact i can trace my mother to her mother and her mother and just be a jew... what ever it is what it is.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653765]

wait my mother's mother wasn't a jew... the fucking rabbi told me this...

[Anonymous No.15653775]

>>15653728
I forgot to mention the most important thing about destroying the DotR and building the third temple
If you are a Jew, you believe that The Holiest of Holies, the site, the geographic point of G*d's presence is still up there somewhere. So you can't attack the location with weapons of any kind. The only way for a true Jew to retake and build the third temple without crossing any of G*d's lines is to take the site peacefully. Then it must be surveyed carefully and from afar, with full input from all the specialist Rabbis, about where the Holiest of Holies actually is. Then that area must be shrouded and the temple built around it.
Again, the temple mount cannot be taken by force by the Jews, they have to convince the Goyim to do it (rabbinacle grey area) or take it peacefully.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653787]

>>15653775
so you're saying we let saudi arabia and jordan pump dry... surround and blow the horn?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653798]

>>15653775
nah you're riight... fuck i be forgetting... did i miss yom kippur already?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15653807]

>>15653775
nah im ok i got like 2-3 weeks or something... yom kippur is my favorite holiday.

[Anonymous No.15653971]

Baggie do you ever sleep?

[Anonymous No.15654026]

+++ Morning Update +++

This is the morning wake up call. Unless you want to wagie forever, get up and mind your investments.

News updates will follow:

[Anonymous No.15654087]

>>15654026
>tfw been up since 445 AM
Ror! Already had my pumpkin spice coffee from trader joes and listening to jazz while browsing bloomberg

[Anonymous No.15654100]

>>15654026
https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/markets-by-sector/interest-rates/the-panic-in-interest-rates-is-just-getting-started/

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/oecd-slashes-global-growth-outlook-warns-germany-already-recession

http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/Article65210.html

[Anonymous No.15654103]

>>15653694
You're pretty damn old to start having ten kids now...
Unless you have two or three wives (or lots of twins and triplets), you'd be getting beyond 40 by the time the last kid is born.
I mean it's possible but you have to get to work. Find a really fertile African girl to settle down with, maybe
I feel like a Hotep girl would be the best possible wife for you, a Black Hebrew Israelite
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Hebrew_Israelites

[Anonymous No.15654151]

I like my jew talk as much as anyone, but /smg/ isn't the place for it.

We're here to make money not talk about filthy kikes, unless those filthy kikes are relevant to what we're talking about.

[Anonymous No.15654173]

>>15654151
Rebuilding of the temple is probably the most important concept to understand, in terms of understanding the recent history and near future of the middle east
It's also important for baggie to have his late night therapy sessions so he doesn't break out into an autistic manlet rage and shoot up NYC when his options expire worthless. If that happens the media will be all over us and the government will shut /smg/ down

[Anonymous No.15654222]

lets go MSFT!

[Anonymous No.15654269]

What are my odds

[Dividend faggot No.15654316]

Holy hell, what is going on with the div on SLVO and GLDI? They went from paying out .01-.02/month to .13-.18. Price action in silver and gold doesn't justify it, does it have something to do with trading volume? Help a smoothbrain out.

[Anonymous No.15654331]

Just thought I'd share:

AMRN - 70,000.00 new filled orders of the drug
33,000.00 refills. (Remember this is V1 of it, the one that is FDA Green lit)

They are rolling out TV ads, they are hiring sales reps. Word is spreading. Profit is growing.

I'm gonna get my Fad Wad of Green...

Just think once V2 is finally Green lit.

[Anonymous No.15654361]

>>15654269
bad

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.15654379]

>>15654269
Poor

[Anonymous No.15654440]

>>15654269
Average. Trend is upward, might get slightly above $14 today. If you're trying to sell those, nah you're pretty well fucked.

[Anonymous No.15654468]

>>15652331
Thats from best demons show

[Anonymous No.15654623]

Good morning. Who’s ready to buy low and sell HIGH!

[Anonymous No.15654658]

Daily reminder that pokeyman posters will never make it

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15654715]

>>15654658
see this lil' niglett? he already made it. my only job it to keep him from grouping up and becoming a nigtrio

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15654743]

>>15654623
i think i bought high yesterday.... the truth is in trading you need to look at every part of the trade... it's 4 parts. the investigative, then you got the entry.... after you enter and start having fun and the exit is just as important as the investigative part. if you make enough trades you will enter and see the mother fucker immediately reverse on you.... cutting losers short should be as invigorating and euphoric as the ones that ride high.

[Anonymous No.15654746]

>>15654658
Sour grapes

[Anonymous No.15654768]

BYND up premarket. Didn't Small Dick Trump Fucker have BYND puts? I wouldn't be so down on the guy if he wasn't such an insufferable prick. Maybe losing money will humble him a bit.

[Anonymous No.15654781]

Jesus christ is half of SMG on a meth binge right now or what

[Anonymous No.15654784]

>>15654715
I am gonna play Ni no Kuni first and then I'll probably pick up the new pokeymans next year.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15654825]

>>15654784
nothing beats a well trained niglett, he throws rocks at windows so that his friend can steal all your shit.

[Anonymous No.15654865]

>>15654623
Im ready for RED!
>>15654658
Definition of crab
>>15654743
losing money is not the same a gaining money, that is looney talk.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15654896]

>>15654865
listen... the only traders that make it 100% hate losing! i'd never want to lose, but if you make 10000 trades... eventually one will immediately reverse and you're on your own on how to proceed... money you don't lose is just as good as money you make.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15654905]

some traders lose money and pack it up... no big deal. they come back, lose more... they're in the 90%. if you want to be part of the 1% of the top 1% you have to fucking hate losing.

[Anonymous No.15655074]

>>15652127

[Anonymous No.15655078]

>>15654316
have you read the prospectus

>>15654905
what does "losing" mean to you?

[Anonymous No.15655093]

Hey /smg/, got a new job but not quitting my weekend job at a grocery store until I get a decent emergency fund going. What do you think a realistic "emergency fund" is? 6 months? A year? I'm still waiting to see how some of my other finances shake out, but I need to hit ~7-10 grand depending on what I want to budget for (IE including student loan payments)

I'd ask /biz/ but they'd just tell me to buy bitcoin lol

[MSFTPoster No.15655116]

MSFT to 142.5 today. Sell then, buy back at 141.7

[Anonymous No.15655117]

>>15655093
>What do you think a realistic "emergency fund"

No one here can answer that definitively because we don't know your income/expenses and lifestyle. Also keep in mind inflation is only going to get worse.

[Anonymous No.15655118]

>>15655093
For most people 3 grand is pretty good. Really though why would you quit when you got an emergency fund? Sounds like you just want a fund to pay for a few months of not working

[Anonymous No.15655122]

>>15655093
depends on a bunch of things
some people have a situation where they know that if they lose their job they can find another nearby quickly, even in uncertain economic situations

so that's a big part of it: if you lose your job, how likely are you to resume your income stream quickly? is it possible that you will be out of a job for several years and have to pick up the pieces of your career?

what are your expenses, in the worst case scenario (health stuff)?
dependents, living situation?

do you have close family members that could help you out, even if the economy goes to shit?

6 months of "normal" expenses is the bare minimum. If you have more uncertainty in your life, your emergency fund could be a up to a couple years.

[Anonymous No.15655143]

>>15655118
Well exactly. I'm not quitting my main job, I was talking about my side job though. But in the event that I get fired or lose my main job (Which is where I'm making most of my money), I don't want to be pressured to run out and take the first job that comes at me.

>>15655117
yeah, that's why I also wanna put my money in other assets

>>15655122
Just me, hopefully in good help, and yeah I got people that could definitely help me. SO I think I'll aim to keep six months of savings, maybe splitting it between a stablecoin interest through nexo and a high yield savings or something. Makes 7k a pretty reasonable goal for me to shoot for for the next so and so months. Thanks, friend.

[Anonymous No.15655177]

>>15655143
>yeah, that's why I also wanna put my money in other assets

Get your emergency fund sorted out first. In the mean time start reading and lurk here.

[Anonymous No.15655197]

DING DING DING DING

[God of Calls !!oZXahFyAqDi No.15655201]

hahaha roku

[Anonymous No.15655209]

>>15655143
>yeah I got people that could definitely help me

while you're thinking about that, don't forget to think about the reciprocal, the reverse situation. Do you have siblings/parents/close family or friends who might need to rely on you sometime? I don't mean some acquaintance who never saves any money that will come running to you for a handout, I mean people who make a genuine strong attempt to prepare but might not have the resources.

One of the important things about money, and it doesn't get talked about enough on /biz/, is making sure that you can be there for other people. Not being the neighborhood piggy bank, but having the success and peace of mind that everyone in your little "tribe" can depend on one another, reciprocally.

[Anonymous No.15655230]

Bobo's get your nooses out

[God of Calls !!oZXahFyAqDi No.15655261]

cannabis market is rekt... wouldnt be suprise with ACB at 2-3$ if it continues

[Anonymous No.15655262]

is it me or does NET look really overvalued?

[Anonymous No.15655269]

Everything I've got is pretty crabby today

[Anonymous No.15655282]

Oh no, don't fucking sideways today.. I wanted a fun day

[God of Calls !!oZXahFyAqDi No.15655297]

>>15655282
roku -9% is fucking fun in my book

[Anonymous No.15655303]

>>15655261
Why is cannabis wrecked so hard? What’s scaring people out of cannabis? Revenue streams exploding and jumping like crazy.

[Anonymous No.15655319]

>>15655177
I like to gamble and invest too much.

>>15655209
Yeah good thing to consider I suppose. My parents are getting up there and lord knows I don't have the capital to support them despite how much they've supported me. My dad I think will be pretty set, but it may not be enough. Who knows?

[Anonymous No.15655340]

>>15655116
you don't know shit

[Anonymous No.15655360]

>>15655319
>I like to gamble and invest too much
get into options, right up your alley

[God of Calls !!oZXahFyAqDi No.15655362]

>>15655116
roku is having 10% daily candles...why bother with msft

[Anonymous No.15655388]

Lol most of these stocks options have/had look really manipulated at expiration. One against me and one for me heavily. Is it better to sell options before the day of expiration?

[GonnaLoseItAll !OKNSiL9mns No.15655397]

>>15655362
>Shorting the bottom in my smg? More likely than you think

Are you buying calls or puts?

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15655399]

Netflix bleeding like a stuck pig

[Anonymous No.15655411]

Glad I bought 100 shares of acertain stock it tanked hard but instead of sellijg the put back i bought shares just in case. Put is now worth less but i locked in my gains.

When do they take the shares out of my account to fulfill the put buy I have?

[Anonymous No.15655425]

Why is the dudeweed market going down? Is there any explanation on this? Revenue keeps going up for all major players at least.

[Anonymous No.15655449]

>Bloomberg Terminal is the most expensive among financial data providers, at $24,000 per year. For customers with two or more subscriptions, Bloomberg charges $20,000 per year. By comparison, a fully loaded version of Eikon costs $22,000, and a discounted version costs $3,600.
If you can't afford this how do you feel?

[Anonymous No.15655459]

Lol why is it doing this? A lot of put buys trying lock in gains? What usually happens when a stock rises like this?

[GonnaLoseItAll !OKNSiL9mns No.15655462]

Can TLRD stop being a shit for one day? just stop bleeding for ONE day

[Anonymous No.15655464]

>>15655261
Fucking genius! If the current downward trend continues the value will eventually reach X. What a statement. You should consider writing for yahoo finance

[Anonymous No.15655466]

>>15655425
They dont want dudeweed kids getting rich?

[God of Calls !!oZXahFyAqDi No.15655481]

>>15655449
you dont need it to make money.

[Anonymous No.15655482]

thus is the worst smg thread ive ever seen please delete it

[Anonymous No.15655485]

CLCT bulls get in here!
Such a comfy stock. Glad I bought it at a bargain when it was trading at sub 15 dollar level. Bonus points is it's gonna skyrocket once the debt-crisis kicks in and fiat goes down the drain and everyone and their mother are gonna go to them to get their old coins rated and sold.
LONG CLCT, LONG WTR, PRAISE THE BULLS!

[Anonymous No.15655490]

Anons, does this usually go downward? Pic related. Suspect its because of put buys trying to lock in gains. The news isn't even noteworthy "debt talks". Then again this stock seems to jump all over the place from small news.

[Anonymous No.15655491]

>>15655481
Worse, it means I am poor.

[Anonymous No.15655503]

>>15655490
Pic related

[Anonymous No.15655523]

Would you guys be interested in buying shares of my wojak production company, WOJ.co?

We specialize in wojak’s that are the epitome of the cognitively handicapped characteristic

[Anonymous No.15655534]

>>15655462
It's getting closer to my buy in, but I'm buying with a tight stop loss though

[Anonymous No.15655538]

>>15652127
I think i found an easy way to make money, tell me if im wrong but when a companies earnings come out couldn't you buy an extremely out of the money Call and Put? If you lose it you dont lose that much depending on the stock.

Please tell me where my theory is flawed

[Anonymous No.15655544]

>my options are slowly bleeding my RH account balance to death

Based

[Anonymous No.15655546]

Thoughts on MDR? Have been watching ever since it went down about 80% due to potential bankruptcy. Jumped 60% this morning because of takeover bids.

[GonnaLoseItAll !OKNSiL9mns No.15655548]

>>15655538
Your options are going to stay out of the money and you wont make anything

[Anonymous No.15655560]

>>15655548
Yea but you can sell them to some other the fool the same day right?

[Anonymous No.15655562]

>>15655544
>tfw your options are down 80 percent and expire next month

[GonnaLoseItAll !OKNSiL9mns No.15655563]

>>15655560
There is no other fool, you are alone in your far out options

[Anonymous No.15655590]

>>15655538
Its possible but extremely rare. Saw something like it where there was a purchase of 268 put buys at $0.05 premium per share way below stock price. Last I saw the premium value of those put options went to $2.50 per share. However I doubt that is common. Unless you strike it big and a market crash occurs.

[Anonymous No.15655591]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.15655593]

You would be amiss to ignore this opportunity. We are at the forefront of the Slojak market, leagues ahead of the competition in development, production, and distribution.

WOJ.co making shitposting easy

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15655598]

Netflix broke another support

....who knows where the bottom is now

[Anonymous No.15655603]

This has gotta crash r-right guys? Its just manipulations r-right? No news since yesterday morning. Ahhh i should've locked in my put buy option gains!

[Anonymous No.15655611]

>>15655560
the price of the options are elevated prior to the earnings event, which is known by the market. past the event, the price of the option will drop significantly if the underlying price stays flat, or only moves a little. that's where the risk lies. you only make money in an unlikely event that the market did not remotely anticipate.

[MSFTPoster No.15655613]

>>15655591
based and frenpilled

[Anonymous No.15655620]

>>15655598
All FAANG stocks are going to zero within the next 5 years. Mark my words. Get in on CLCT and WTR or perish

[Anonymous No.15655621]

Earnings for next week. I won't make a call again. GME and PCYG was enough for you people

[Anonymous No.15655625]

>>15655262
>net overvalued
>not DDOG or PING or any of the other junk tech
Lol

[Anonymous No.15655627]

>TRUMP SAYS CHINA WANTS TO MAKE A DEAL

[GonnaLoseItAll !OKNSiL9mns No.15655631]

>>15655562
>He's not down 90% on a single option trade

you are like a baby

[Anonymous No.15655633]

>>15655611
Thanks for the answer

[Anonymous No.15655636]

>>15655631
I am. I just am up from 90 to 80 :(

[Anonymous No.15655643]

$AMD => ~27$ within the next week

[GonnaLoseItAll !OKNSiL9mns No.15655662]

>>15655636
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.15655666]

fuck it Oct GME puts this charade cannot last much longer

[God of Calls !!oZXahFyAqDi No.15655673]

roku bulls in disbelief

[Anonymous No.15655690]

>>15655662
whats this from?

[Anonymous No.15655711]

>>15655673
Explain your reasoning

[Anonymous No.15655722]

>>15655621
why the fuck did they put a watermark over that shit?

[GonnaLoseItAll !OKNSiL9mns No.15655744]

>>15655690
TLRD calls, I expected a bounce back after earnings due to recent Activist trader shenanigans but I was obviously wrong

[GonnaLoseItAll !OKNSiL9mns No.15655756]

>>15655744
I should specify I bought after earnings tanks

[Anonymous No.15655759]

>>15655722 partially tempted to remake this but in higher quality. They >>15655621 have a watermark and its not even high quality, somewhat blurry and hard to read! What's up with that?

[Anonymous No.15655773]

>>15655744
you put your entire account on a coin flip?

[Anonymous No.15655783]

>>15655621
Also got screwed by rite aid puts. Ridiculous premium for either up or down. And then for no reason other than possibly earnings it shoots up after a long term down trend. Why would anyone even shop at rite aid? The grocery stores around me usually sell tynenol, ice cream, and other food cheaper then them.

[Anonymous No.15655799]

MSFT collapsing

[Anonymous No.15655824]

>>15652322
All profits are tax credits. Currencies circulate with the implicit function as a borrowing that will eventually return to the fed as a remittance.

[Anonymous No.15655838]

Any good investing or finance podcasts to listen to?

[Anonymous No.15655839]

What happens to a buy put if it expires IN THE MONEY but you own NO SHARES of said stock?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15655869]

>>15655078
>what does "losing" mean to you?
being given a life i never asked for and having to suffer as i watch everything and every person i've learned to care about become nothing in front of my eyes.

[Anonymous No.15655876]

>>15655662
Here let me join you
AAAAAAAAAAA

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15655879]

>>15655078
>>15655869
I FUCKING HATE LOSING!

[GonnaLoseItAll !OKNSiL9mns No.15655899]

>>15655773
No, I put a third of my account on a coin flip

[Anonymous No.15655945]

ETSY wins again!

Seems well on the way to being my greatest ever stock pick.

If I could just find the right CRISPR stock.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15655948]

While my assessments were mostly correct... The truth is the opportunity costs of having money in gold or bonds while a smart call... the truth is both can still move together and it's only a judgement of which one was going further.... i get a b- 80% and it's not good enough. Im'a go get shitfaced.

[Anonymous No.15655949]

The hell is happening to disney?
Do I buy more?
(I already did)

[Anonymous No.15655994]

BYND price rises but not enough for me to even break even on my calls bc expiration day

never touching this shit again

[Anonymous No.15656002]

is the market on a ''wait and see'' state? this week has only been small swings and a little crabby.

[Anonymous No.15656030]

>>15656002
yes, minus a few niche stocks

[Anonymous No.15656048]

Which is the most shilled stock here? I don't follow so much /smg/... I always read about LCI

[Anonymous No.15656102]

>>15656048
Helios and Matheson Analytics

[Anonymous No.15656159]

>>15655839
>a buy put

[Anonymous No.15656163]

Why is CHWY such a shit pick? I can't even average down without it slipping every day

[Anonymous No.15656185]

>>15656048
AMRN is shilled a lot too. T was shilled back some time ago, and look where it's now. the guys shilling it were probably right.

[Anonymous No.15656189]

>>15652127
I should have seen the crash on roku and nflx coming but I didn’t think it would be this bad, I feel stupid

[Anonymous No.15656196]

Netflix, kek'd.

[Anonymous No.15656198]

>>15655839
you would only have shares called away if you sold a put, not purchased one. if you bought a put and it's in the money, AND you have the available funds, your broker may exercise the option for you and purchase the shares on your behalf. It's best to check with your broker.

[Anonymous No.15656212]

>>15656189
always buy calls before earnings, anon. is this based?

[Anonymous No.15656215]

Wheres that one retarded MSFT poster?

[Anonymous No.15656221]

Safe to hold TMF over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.15656237]

>tfw CIBC investors edge is dogshit

>Be me yesterday
>Have covered call sold on stocks
>Calls expire Sept 20 (today), my stocks will be sold at 23.50, current price is 24.40
>If I buy my covered call back I'll be able to collect the dividend.
>Set a order to buy my covered call back that expires today (2 day length) because might not reach price same day
>Today occurs, my "buy to close" on the options did not happen yesterday
>Immediately forced to sell my stocks in the morning at 23.50
>think Oh well, no big deal I'll just buy them back
>Get notification "you have bought September 20 calls for 0.92"
>Excuse me? I bought back my covered call options even though I don't have them anymore because they were exercised?
>The platform literally converted my order into a normal buy option order so now I have calls that immediately expire today which I bought at a price they're not worth.

Please, please give me a new broker.

[Anonymous No.15656241]

Robinhood show me the real number i know this isnt the true value of my account ahhh!!!

[Anonymous No.15656270]

>>15656221
not if the bond vigilantes have their way

[God of Calls !!oZXahFyAqDi No.15656273]

>>15656237
dont bother with those scammy brokers and stick with the old and recognized ones. check the list in OP's post

[MSFTPoster No.15656278]

>>15656215
I'm here, buy MSFT and let's talk next week.

[Anonymous No.15656291]

>>15656185
>look where it's now

[Anonymous No.15656303]

>>15655662
>>15655876
Not as bad but,
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>15656212
I keep thinking I should do this. Pic related got screwed over on a stock with a long term down trend likely because of earnings coming up (earnings aren't this week).

[Anonymous No.15656344]

>>15656303
It'll be -$180 if it expires worthless.

Ahhhhhhh all those gains on the options that played out well literally just made me break even or slightly worse idk just a guess. Ahhhhhhh I shouldve sold!!!!

[Anonymous No.15656410]

>>15652150
>AMRS is a scam pump and dump
Lol, I don't know how you could possibly be sour on them at these lows with actual products entering the market every couple of months.

[Anonymous No.15656562]

>>15656237
I dont understand why everyone doesnt just use robinhood and use their max margin. Use the whole margin on TQQQ, QYLD, SPY, silver/gold covered calls. You literally cant lose money and have twice the buying power

[Anonymous No.15656587]

i actually don't understand options. how much would an MSFT call go for right now?

[Anonymous No.15656594]

>>15656587
Check investopedia

[Anonymous No.15656626]

Buy more SQ and DIS
Y/N?

[Anonymous No.15656649]

>>15656562
>TQQQ, QYLD, SPY, silver/gold covered calls.
>You literally cant lose money

[Anonymous No.15656652]

>>15656626
I bought a $133 DIS call

[Anonymous No.15656671]

>>15656652
nice
My first ever options expire worthless in a few more hours, so I'm thinking fuck options.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15656687]

>>15656410
the company cant even fucking file on time but yet they're supposed to be some big major company?? they can't even do the most basic of basics retard..

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15656715]

Longs about to set a match under the shorts ass on GME....

[Anonymous No.15656721]

>>15656587
Nobody truly understands them lol lets be real except for autists who literally think with all of these magical equations above his head and he can see the entire multiverse at once like Doctor Strange

Its better to just understand the stocks you play and collect gainz on certain chart patterns or go contrarian and aim for the 1000% gains on earnings

[Anonymous No.15656728]

Fucking SPY calls

[Anonymous No.15656733]

>>15656715
MO popping straight up 2.5% you buying those puts?

[Anonymous No.15656735]

>>15656715
Keep dreaming and coping

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15656819]

>>15656733
Not today. I already have some will wait for a stronger pop

[Anonymous No.15656821]

>>15656687
The filing isn't actually their fault per se. Their third party accountants screwed the pooch and they've been trying to do all of their due diligence before reporting again, but I do agree that it's taking way too long. Once they do report there's going to be a doubling at least.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15656855]

>>15656821
>The filing isn't actually their fault per se.
umm.. yeah.. it is...

>Their third party accountants screwed the pooch
>Their

It's entirely THEIR fucking fault.. they hired a shit accountant just like they hired shit management for the whole fucking company!!!

this type of behavior is seen ALOT... in pink sheets... that whole fucking stock rides on hopes and dreams.. nothing ever pans out the way they say it will.. why? because they are lieing to you!! OMG people would do that?!?! YES!! all the fucking time.. and that company is the worst...

If you're trying to be this big multi million dollar company if not billions.. and can't even file on time..... well.. you already have a problem before you even start!!!

Then they put out news constantly even though they haven't even filed yet?!?! wtf?!? how about next news should be their filings not some fluff bullshit about some bullshit strategy....

Can you not see it or are you really that fucking stupid?? really.. honestly..??

[Anonymous No.15656867]

Congress is going to vote on dude weed SAFE banking act next week. Dems are jockeying back and forth to get alterations put in right now. In order to pass, it needs 2/3rds of the floor voting yay. Expectation is it will pass.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15656868]

>>15656821
>Once they do report there's going to be a doubling at least.
umm.. no.. if you haven't been paying attention... once they do report and once they do become compliant they are going to dilute heavily... they can't convert unless they are compliant.. which by the way they had to borrow even more money during this time of them not even filing... fucking wow kid... try not to be so fucking new

[Anonymous No.15656878]

>>15656819
Post em

[Anonymous No.15656906]

I just bought $90 puts on roku for 10/4. Will it drop even further?

[God of Calls !!oZXahFyAqDi No.15656934]

>>15656906
hard to know because there will be a bounce

[Anonymous No.15656954]

>>15656687
This. I had a put on it, sold it at breakeven which probably resulted in a few pennies loss if sec collects some fee for it. Youd think the price would crash when a company fails at this. They decided to go public and they can't even keep their duty of what is required of a public company. Considering how its pumped and dumped I'm done with it.

[Anonymous No.15656969]

STOP SELLING SQUARE AND TWILIO YOU JERKS!!

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15656979]

>>15656954
it's being kept in this range on purpose.. it's very very manipulated and management is involved with the manipulation.. would not be suprised to see some more investigations into it.. theres already a lawsuit because of it... just wait till the DOJ gets involved..

[Anonymous No.15656999]

>>15655591
Is there anything more comfy than REITs in a Roth Ira?

[Anonymous No.15657009]

>>15656728
Aannnd they’re gone

[Anonymous No.15657020]

>>15656999
Yes Link in a self directed roth ira

[Anonymous No.15657035]

[Anonymous No.15657043]

What the fuck has just happened? I don't see any Trump tweets, so why did the market get nuked this time?

[Anonymous No.15657046]

>>15656999
>>15656999
>tfw your REIT tanks for a few months and you DRIP cheapies

[God of Calls !!oZXahFyAqDi No.15657057]

people hoping for a 1% SPY move while ROKU dumped 30% the last 3 days...

[Anonymous No.15657059]

>>15657043

[Anonymous No.15657061]

[Anonymous No.15657067]

>>15657043
China bailed. All chinaman back. No agriculture deal

[Anonymous No.15657071]

>>15657043
Looks like technical drop off the double top.

[Anonymous No.15657073]

>>15657059
Why do people still expect progress in the trade war? Shit is never going to happen since Xi can't fulfill the US demands - ever.

[Anonymous No.15657079]

>>15657059
Oh. Chinese don't wanna ride the horsies?

[Anonymous No.15657096]

Double top at ATH after yield curve inversion.

Strap in boys.

[Anonymous No.15657113]

>>15652127
Can someone explain to me why in some hentais guys rub their dicks in women's armpits?
I don't get the appeal. Why not go for the tits/ass/mouth/pussy instead

While on that note, is there an ear fucking fetish?

[Anonymous No.15657117]

>>15657059
ZH always gets btfo just when they think they’re finally right about something. Time to buy the dip so they can post a headline like “muh PPT saves the market again, how long can they keep it up?”, followed by ATHs next week.

[Anonymous No.15657118]

>>15657043
A bunch of stocks just tanked reeee i was gonna buy puts on a certain stock but it keeps tanking couldve made a bunch of money ahhhhh

[Anonymous No.15657152]

NEW

>>15657136

>>15657136

>>15657136

>>15657136

NEW

>>15657136

>>15657136

>>15657136

[Anonymous No.15657188]

>>15657073
They also can’t not give in

[Anonymous No.15657233]

>>15656721
like, i understand the definition, but i see that an option costs around 0.88$, which is incredibly small, considering that the underlying stock is worth more than $100

[Anonymous No.15657293]

>>15656189
You should always sell a week after the media shills it.

[(LCIguy) !7SgaW5KMQI No.15657472]

Buy M

[Anonymous No.15657494]

>>15656241
>up 3.7%