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15649591 No.15649591 [Reply] [Original]

I’m starting my first real job (outside of retail cucking and warehouse cucking and stuff like that) next week as an engineer. Some of the normies Ive seen on LinkedIn that work at this place seem like geniuses with all the complicated terminology they use and projects they’ve been a part of that save millions of dollars.

Are normies fucking geniuses? I’m a bit scared to interact with them, I’m not even sure how I got this job. Am I going to be a worthless retard compared to them?

>> No.15649761

>>15649591
If you have to ask this, you're retarded.

>> No.15649793

No. Check out a guy called Gilbert Verdian. He is quant ceo and an absolute fake

>> No.15649803

>>15649591
Normies are geniuses because they know how to navigate in the real world on top of having the necessary skills to do their jobs.

>> No.15649821

Every resume is embellished to make themselves look better and nobody cares, don't sweat it Anon

>> No.15649825
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15649825

>>15649591
No, they are just trying to market themselves.

They don't care if they are utterly incompetent at their job, they will just find another job through the connections they made.

You gotta learn to market youself anon, and be truthful because that will put you ahead of the pack.

>> No.15649834

>>15649803
the only time I envy normies. At least we have crypto. Normies hate investing money
>>15649825
fucking hell. Saved pic

>> No.15649941

It's all bullshit, but it's a game that both employers and employees need to play, so get used to it.

>> No.15649954

>>15649825
IMMMMM GONNNAAA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM AAAAARRGGGHGGGRRHNG

>> No.15649996

>>15649821
>>15649941
Are you saying they aren’t actually doing the things on their resume, or they are using language to make what they did sound more complicated than it actually was? How is that possible?

>> No.15650019

>>15649996
It's called lying, a skill so powerful that you're taught that it's bad at a young age but in truth it's an essential of life

>> No.15650061

>>15650019
it's also why the world is so shit

lies upon lies upon lies

>> No.15650572

>>15649591
70% of your coworkers will completely incompetent and/or lazy. The “complicated terminology” is just lingo specific to each industry that you’ll pick up on very quick. Those that are able to sell what they’ve done advance in the company. You’ll be fine, just improve communication/social skills and never understate what you do and you’ll be a top 25% employee