/smg/ stinky music general

[Anonymous No.15632855]

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>Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour.
Owe no man any thing, but to love one another: for he that loveth another hath fulfilled the law.

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Previously on /smg/: >>15627562

[Anonymous No.15632878]

You left it as crab and you didn't add the bloomberg stream?

[Anonymous No.15632889]

Couldn't have been a better time for a new thread

[Anonymous No.15632890]

What coin is this?

[Shot Caller No.15632899]

ENPH calls people! Saw someone post their gains yesterday thanks to me your welcome! OCT calls look good at any level up to 30! Citron report was just debunked shorts are getting trapped
Scared money and dumb money don’t make money. Good luck!

[Anonymous No.15632908]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.15632916]

>>15632855
>>15632855
>>15632855


Do you care about your orders being front run?

[Anonymous No.15632925]

>>15632899
I know it’s really you, 2scoops

[Anonymous No.15632944]

>>15632855
gonna go up so much when powell announces 0bps + QE

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15632961]

What ever happen to RKG? Has she been kill?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15632962]

>>15632821
>impying my trip doesn't have a purpose here.......

[Anonymous No.15632970]

>>15632899
ENPH is unironically the short of the year. Hate myself that i didn't short it even though i knew it was gonna tank and the puts were dirt cheap.
>>15632944
vix?

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15632971]

First for oil puts

Soon Sub $2 a gallon gas

Fuck all sandniggars

[Anonymous No.15632979]

best option plays to make right now? been wagecucking too much this week to do my own research.

[Anonymous No.15632982]

>>15632971
very foolish, gasoline melts plastic, that's a big waste of money.

[Anonymous No.15632985]

>>15632970
my SPY Puts

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15632992]

>>15632971
ahhhahhaahaaa what a stupid bitch

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15632995]

So long, salam
False flag don't work anymore

[God of Calls !!oZXahFyAqDi No.15632998]

>>15632707
>implying i want to let stocktwitards make money off my calls and feed sentiment algos. those calls are for bizbros neets only

[Anonymous No.15633004]

Did the inverse oil guy hodled or sold the bottom?

[Anonymous No.15633007]

>>15632971
When was this photo taken? Is she drunk?

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15633013]

Whadya think all those spics did with thier bucket of gas once it didn't happen?
I bet they spilled half on the ground trying to get it in thier car and the other half trying to put it in the tank

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15633021]

Long:
GME
LCI
GALT
PTE

Short
AMRS
AAPL
MO

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15633024]

>tfw your OTM VXX options cross over to ATM and then finally ITM.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15633033]

>>15633013
they probably burned a couple of bodies out in the desert with it desu...........

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15633036]

>>15633007
the best part is she's got another bucket behind it she's going to fill up after.

[Anonymous No.15633053]

NOOOOOOOO
BOGDANANANNANNANAAAAAAAAFFFFFSS!!!!

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15633054]

Called it

Run baggie run!!!

[Anonymous No.15633055]

>>15633021
>shorting AAPL
its still undervalued

>shorting MO
i can see that in the short term, but once it hits 35, it's going back up to 60 when everyone realizes black market vape pods are whats killing people

where's Pendulum, he'll orgasm if he sees you're long GALT

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15633060]

Whoops forgot pic

Fuck saudis
I bet Trump traded weapons so they'll drop oil

[Anonymous No.15633069]

>>15632855
Am I retarded for not understanding why a hentai explains crabbing?

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15633076]

NO M O R E W A R

[Anonymous No.15633084]

>>15633055
I just sold a fuckload of MO after India banned Juul

Trump administration is supposed to be well connected to the vape industry, and Mitch is well connected to tobacco, so I feel like things could turn around very quickly, but I'm realizing way too late that more and more politicians are going to try and score points off of this issue, and Big Tobacco is the original Big Villain

Fuck India
Fuck the Saudis
Fuck Iran
Fuck bondholders

[Anonymous No.15633088]

>>15633060
the drone attack was imo something the saudis cooked up to spike price and pull the US into a conflict with Iran

it came right after Trump fired their/Israel's biggest booster in the White House... coincidence?

[Anonymous No.15633092]

long VIX, SQQQ, or TQQQ before fedpostin?

[Anonymous No.15633096]

>>15633084
>Fuck bondholders

Bonds are usury! Bondholders are criminals!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15633106]

>>15633084
I'm hitting my Juul right now. Theirs a knock off brand that makes pods that taste like pink lemonade. Do the shot of vodka, and then puff the pink lemonade juul, then go back to grinding mobs in wow classic, it's fucken great.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15633112]

>>15633096
>>15633084
>>15633055
MO started their bond payments in august... Good luck

MO to $30

[Anonymous No.15633122]

>>15633106
yeah, my dealer sells juul pods mixed with THC, shit's great

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15633125]

>Mp3.backfromthedeadRiffraff

[Anonymous No.15633128]

>>15633106
>>15633122
enjoy your pop corn lung and painful death you zoomer faggot

[Anonymous No.15633137]

New NASDAQ website sucks. What other website can I use for a quick divie check?

[Anonymous No.15633138]

>>15633106
how do you have money to trade?

[Anonymous No.15633141]

I know that market is pricing in no rate cut + QE restarting, but given Powell's history of dragging his feet on just about everything and NY Fed with zero understanding of granular trading issues I'm betting on "repo volatility is just a temporary event, we're cutting another 25bps lol". Cap this

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15633143]

lean hogs are up, pretty much my entire watch list is red. This is when you buy everything. Shit's about to fucking moon!

[Anonymous No.15633147]

... Reminder that the African Swine Fever cannot be transmitted to human.
So, recently, some criminal group in China was discovered sending pathogens into oig farms via drones intentionally so that pigs there will die en masses and remaining pigs will also need to be killed for disease prevention purpose
Then those criminals would told the pig farm owners that they can buy all of their killed pigs, at a price much lower than normal market price for porks because those are porks of sick pigs. Those pig farm owners will agree as that would help them recoup some of their investment instead of being total lost. After that, those criminal can profit from selling those sick pig to customers since porks are in short supply and thus at a high price in China now

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15633154]

I told you BYND was an easy short today

[Anonymous No.15633162]

>>15633122
>>15633106
>dude smoking so cool
>dude try this flavor
>bro nice! Try my flavor
You guys are like homos, next step is you two huffing each others skin flutes

[Anonymous No.15633169]

what stocks is he trading

[Anonymous No.15633176]

>>15633143
All of my stocks are red :(

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15633177]

YES IWM ,BNO,BYND,KEEP FALLING MORE INTO A DEEP RED PROLAPSE


HURT ME MOREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!


.......THE M..MM...MM...MEDICINE!!!

[Anonymous No.15633188]

American Vlad Dracul here
Seems like a good time to buy Cattle futures

[Anonymous No.15633193]

>>15633143
When pigs fly, buy the SPY.
When China releases their strategic pork reserve last night... uh oh...

>>15633147
WHAT!?
Is that just a rumor?

China must be learning from this that they have to switch to large scale well controlled agribusiness,

their small independent farmer system leads to easy exploitation by such criminals, and makes it so farmers are less likely to voluntarily destroy their own sick pigs so it doesn't spread

It's all over the continent now, Philippines, south korea

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15633195]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...OH...OH

MR BOBO PLEASE I CAN ONLY CUM SO HAAAAAAARD

[Anonymous No.15633201]

>>15633112
what's that have to do with anything?
>>15633128
Yeah! I've heard you can put that butter flavoring right in the pod, pretty cool!
>>15633162
Well that's not a very mature response.

[Anonymous No.15633202]

>>15633128
That’s fake news.

[Anonymous No.15633206]

WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15633214]

>>15633206
VXX puts, SPY calls, and enjoy the firework show. at 2pm.

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15633220]

Why do I have to be out of daytrades Mr Bobo?

[Anonymous No.15633237]

Imagine buying 268 put options at 0.05 per share ($1000+ total) and then selling them back for a $2.25 profit per share ($225 per contract, $60,300 total).

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15633240]

>>15633220
because your president didn't deregulate the PDT laws.

[Anonymous No.15633257]

>>15633240
don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15633270]

>>15633240
I know right,he's still just human goddamn it.
Maybe he'll lower capital gains taxes like he said he might.....

Things getting interesting now
How stretched are them bags baggy??

You just gna let a rookie come in and blow his load all over you bar and drinks?

[Anonymous No.15633273]

Oh MA why! I'm sorry MA I didn't mean to disappoint you!

[Anonymous No.15633274]

When is the powell thing happening?

[Anonymous No.15633275]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.15633294]

>>15633214
Any particular strike and expiry?

[Anonymous No.15633295]

>>15633193
Yeah that's not officially reported yet.

[Anonymous No.15633296]

>>15633274
1 hr

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15633304]

>>15633275
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

>DONT LISTEN TO THE SCHITZO THEY SAID

AHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED ALL WHO TALKED SHIT ON ME

[God of Calls !!oZXahFyAqDi No.15633314]

>>15633021
galt below 2.5 in the next months. i dont see it go above 4.5 unless some big news

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15633319]

>>15633294
I got 10 SPY calls with the @299.50 strike for friday and 10 VXX puts with the $23 strike for Friday. Easiest 50% you'll get all week.

[Anonymous No.15633327]

>>15633275
>>15633304
give me a quick rundown right now

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15633347]

>>15633319
You know Wednesday are peak days for a fed week right?

[Anonymous No.15633370]

>>15632855
where the fags at that told me not to buy puts on SPY? guess i'm to big brained for this board and i only started trading options 6 days ago

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15633374]

>>15633347
that's not true at all. The markets have reacted very well to fed meetings this year.

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15633387]

Get the shorts filled boys were going down.
Don't tell you wife bout them bad calls maybe you can still cover....

[Anonymous No.15633403]

>>15633370
Your strike is $295... That means your breakeven is like $294. Long way to go mate

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15633410]

>>15633374
They have,but not the week of...do you not see the giant handle down forming on the s and ps cup?

[Anonymous No.15633411]

sidenote anyone know where a livestream of the FOMC will be had?

[Anonymous No.15633423]

>>15633370
>all that red

hey my week was like that last week

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15633429]

Looks like only bonds going up today

Hope you have lots of VGLT!!

[Anonymous No.15633435]

>>15633084
I'm a pajeet. Unfortunately third world countries don't work in the smartest of ways. I feel you'll always be able to find chink devices in the market

[Anonymous No.15633441]

>>15633370
>TRQ call

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15633445]

>>15633410
my chart is from tomorrow. I just see the giant bart the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.15633457]

>>15633319
Alright, I bought a couple. Wish me luck, Bagholder

[Anonymous No.15633463]

Ghsi bringing that fire. Im up 120+%

[Anonymous No.15633464]

>>15633403
not taking into account that i will sell it if markets start to go up
>>15633423
well they are long term puts most of them a 3 weeks out and i am confident in my predictions.
>>15633441
only 10 bucks

[Anonymous No.15633479]

>>15633464
best of luck anon

[Anonymous No.15633483]

Hmmmmm

[Anonymous No.15633490]

>>15633479
best of luck to you too

[Anonymous No.15633495]

>>15633137
>New NASDAQ website sucks.

This

What the fuck were they thinking? This design is pure fucking AIDS, from the moving bar to the nonsensical colored display of the stock charts. Green parts aren't and and vice versa, you goddamn chucklefucks of web designers.

[Anonymous No.15633507]

>>15633490
kek I've been too busy wagecucking to do any research, just have a spy call and a uso put. I don't have anything else going on right now.

[Anonymous No.15633524]

>>15633507
its good to keep it simple when you don't have much time to research the market

[Anonymous No.15633533]

>>15633483
fuck intc

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15633539]

oh fuck, what is going on, why is everybody panicing.

[Anonymous No.15633546]

>>15633237
Oh fug. This is convincing. I want into options trading (other than selling otm covered calls)! Plz halp

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15633547]

C...cc.ccc...cccccannt...ss...s.ss.top
COOOOOOOOOMMMMIIINNNGGGGG UUUGGHHHHHH

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15633563]

This is why options are better than Crypto

Sooo easy to turn a few hundred into a few thousand

[Anonymous No.15633566]

>>15633435
Ugh. That sucks, it'll only help smugglers and chinese garbage knockoffs.

Everyone it failing to see good regulation as a solution.

Oh well, could be good for you and your economy because it'll force smokers to stick with products from companies like India Tobacco.

[Anonymous No.15633571]

>>15633084
India and china are where to killing pods come from. They are buthurt

[Anonymous No.15633572]

>>15633563
But you haven't made thousands anon

[Anonymous No.15633579]

20 minutes then powell?

[Anonymous No.15633582]

>>15633563
COOOOMMINGG auuhhh

[Anonymous No.15633589]

>>15633524
yeah I know but it still feels bad man
>>15633547
because you miss shit like this.

[Anonymous No.15633591]

>>15632982
but arent gas cans plastic?

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15633600]

Oil about to slide like bison

[Anonymous No.15633601]

>>15633571
>>India and china are where to killing pods come from.

and Wisconsin

[Anonymous No.15633607]

>>15633004
inverse oil guy is a fucking idiot if he held on why the fuck would you hold onto that shit. he would have been down more than 20% if he held even after oil came back down a tiny bit

[Anonymous No.15633624]

lol at silvercuks getting crushed

[Anonymous No.15633640]

>>15633370
>trades weekly options
>thinks he isn't a total retard
first hit's free

[Anonymous No.15633644]

What happened to workhorse today? I can't find any news on it.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15633659]

USO cup the balls pattern formed, trump cuck is going to gag on trumps cock like stormy daniels..

[Anonymous No.15633667]

got MCD and COW
Powells soothing voice will take us to Golden bull

[Anonymous No.15633687]

Who the fuck is that delusional to buy the bynd catastrophy

[Anonymous No.15633688]

>>15633667
I forgot about COW!
MCD is finally cheap enough, or you got impatient?

Wouldn't be a bad place to stick my "oh fuck better sell a lot of MO" bags.

[Anonymous No.15633694]

Why is AMD falling today? Is it because TSMC has issues keeping up with 7nm demand, which might affect AMD sooner or later?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15633697]

set your vxx sell to $23.47 and your VXX buy at $22.60 for when the algo's come and make everybody exchange their shekels really fast.

[Anonymous No.15633707]

the announcement is in 13 minutes at 2 PM, live stream is usually a half hour later

we're about to moon btw lol

buy SQ

[Anonymous No.15633714]

TEN
FUCKING
MINUTES
PLACE YOUR BETS, LADS

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15633717]

>>15633687
Al Gore...

[Anonymous No.15633722]

Are you ready for interest rate day, stockfags? T - 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.15633747]

>>15633707
>Moon
You think?
But muh vix spike...

Only bought 2 SQ, and we're already above my basis...

[Anonymous No.15633748]

>>15633688
Its not cheap but can chop and make me a healthy 2%.
also if we dip i buy back into POOL preferably 185 power hour

[Anonymous No.15633758]

what are good sources for option trading

seems i'm always behind in finding the next ticker

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15633760]

>>15633659
I doubt it if this keeps pumping

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15633780]

What's everybody got for lunch? I got smoked pork from the BBQ joint.

[Anonymous No.15633796]

HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OOoooooOooooOoOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>3 MINS

[SNSS Anon No.15633802]

>>15633644
It's not news, just shorters doing their bullshit. WKHS is a long play. Just set it and forget it until the USPS contract. Although it will likely move up once UAW strike ends.

[Anonymous No.15633821]

>it begins

[Anonymous No.15633826]

Here we go, algos are already going crazy

[Anonymous No.15633836]

C

U

T

[Anonymous No.15633841]

CUT

[Anonymous No.15633842]

>>15633836
M

E

[Anonymous No.15633853]

>>15633780
This. Plus 100% of my daily recommended value of IRON!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.15633854]

PACK IT BOYS IT'S FUCKING OVER

[Anonymous No.15633858]

>>15633780

A salad with turkey meat stripes

I hate working at a hospital

[Anonymous No.15633869]

Q E
E

[Anonymous No.15633874]

Big wick 2 wick action on the hourly SPY

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15633883]

Told you dumbasses it was all going down

Rate reduction means things aren't well

[Anonymous No.15633896]

MY CALLS AND PUTS ARE ABOUT TO FUCKING IMPLODE HOLY SHIT SHE CAN'T DECIDE A DIRECTION LADS

[Anonymous No.15633906]

>>15633896

[Anonymous No.15633913]

MIDCYCLE ADJUSTMENT

IM NOT DUMPING MY TVIX

[Anonymous No.15633920]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.15633921]

quarter point, limit bought a silver dump and a MCD

[Anonymous No.15633928]

>>15633883
Everyone has AIDS!

[Anonymous No.15633940]

>>15633842
I
N
T
O

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15633945]

BUY EVERYTHING RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

[Anonymous No.15633951]

This is not as one-sided as the rate cut back in July. It seems everyone was expecting this.

[Anonymous No.15633962]

>>15632961
>RKG
>she

[Anonymous No.15633966]

>>15633940
P
I
E
C
E
S

[Anonymous No.15633970]

Will get rid of my protective puts after the speech, maybe tomorrow morning. The market freakout is hilarious to watch though.

[Anonymous No.15633972]

FUCK WE'RE GOING UNDER
>BUY WHEN BLOOD'S IN THE STREETS
>"IT'S MATHEMATICS" - MOS DEF

[Anonymous No.15633977]

>>15633945
Is that showing that they are increasing rates into 2020?

[Anonymous No.15633984]

Everything just changed directions...

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15633987]

JAPAAAAAAAAN NOOOOOOO

Trump's gna be pissed
Hold on tight Tweed inbound

[Anonymous No.15633988]

>>15633951
lol no, we're going down

[Anonymous No.15633994]

>>15632855
TRUMP TWEET PLEASE!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15634004]

>>15633977
7 dots below the current cut, then 8 dots below the current cut, more cuts to come!

[Anonymous No.15634012]

>>15633988
I spoke too soon. AAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.15634015]

>>15633994
He will, but Powell might speak first. Trump standing by, probably staffers keeping him sedated with MCD's cheeseburgers and diet PEP

[Anonymous No.15634019]

LOOK AT THE FLICK OF THE VIX

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15634020]

>>15633994
It's going to be a bad tweet the bloodbath isn't even here yet

Y'all niggas back to be real booty blasted

[Anonymous No.15634024]

Guys.. Powell hasn't even spoken yet. This shit will dump hard

[Anonymous No.15634031]

fucking finally a dip. i need this shit for purchasing my next dividend forever hold

[Anonymous No.15634034]

>>15633945
There's no way they stick to that

[Anonymous No.15634036]

>>15634024
Liquidity crisis still not explained away

[Anonymous No.15634043]

Some of my Forex trades are mooning

[Anonymous No.15634046]

MTUM NOOOO
MRK NOOOOOO

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15634050]

BNO pinned at 19.09 for a hour
Wtf is this jewery?

[Anonymous No.15634059]

>>15634050
Everything seems like it's fucking frozen

[Anonymous No.15634062]

So they drop rates to boost the economy and the S&P crashes anyway?

[Anonymous No.15634063]

FUUUUUUCK I PAID TOO MUCH FOR MCD!!!!!

I forgot, I’m supposed to wait for tomorrow, maybe the close.

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15634065]

I tried to warn you all.
You could have listened

[Anonymous No.15634066]

[Anonymous No.15634071]

>>15632961
>rkg
>she

also, arent we on the 4th or 5th iteration of rkg?

[Anonymous No.15634073]

>>15634062
Rate cut is bearish because it hints a recession.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15634076]

fake and gay, new all time highs coming.

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15634077]

>>15634062
The market sells like this literally Everytime the fed meets.
But y'all have the memory of a goldfish

[Anonymous No.15634078]

>Buying MSFT here
>Why isn't SLV going up?

[Anonymous No.15634081]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.15634085]

>>15633319
>10 VXX puts with the $23 strike for Friday. Easiest 50% you'll get all week.

oof

[Anonymous No.15634087]

Well shit is fuck. Leaks, rumors of CEO quitting, and some fucky buys.

[Anonymous No.15634094]

>>15634078
Metals are retarded. They pumped the day after rate cut last time so don't go selling yet.
If they don't pump tomorrow then they're dead

[Anonymous No.15634100]

>>15634087
Call at 1.80 see you niggers there

[Anonymous No.15634109]

>>15634081
This unironically

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15634114]

DIE OIL
DIE UBER
DIE BEYOND

[Anonymous No.15634121]

>>15634100
And halted. Fuck those niggers.

[Anonymous No.15634125]

>tfw in the green today cause GME rose up

[Anonymous No.15634126]

WHY THE FUCK ARE THE BANKS UP

[Anonymous No.15634131]

No, not my etsy!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15634135]

What the fuck is wrong with you people! You don't like your rate cut?

[Anonymous No.15634146]

>>15634126
Why wouldn't they be?

[Anonymous No.15634152]

Damn market, make up your mind. When do I sell my damn tvix!

FLY ME TO THE MOON

[God of Calls !!oZXahFyAqDi No.15634160]

>>15633143

[Anonymous No.15634163]

>>15634146
WHY WOULD THEY BE

[Anonymous No.15634174]

>>15634146
Rate cuts are bad for banks.
They make money off of the difference between lending and saving rates.
Lower rates = spread between lending and borrowing is smaller.
Ie they eat dirt

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15634178]

Jay Powell and the Federal Reserve Fail Again. No “guts,” no sense, no vision! A terrible communicator!

[Anonymous No.15634181]

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.15634184]

>>15634078
Holding SLV 'till tomorrow. MPs aren't as reactive as stocks and forex to rate changes.

[Anonymous No.15634185]

>>15634109
I lost so much fucking money today

[Anonymous No.15634195]

I'm thinking about buying $6 GME calls one month out. What do you guys think?

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15634201]

You're all fucked,get out now

287 confirmed kill

[Anonymous No.15634206]

where the fucks who told me its bad idea to buy puts on SPY? where are you at now?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEcqHA7dbwM

[Anonymous No.15634207]

>>15634081
Imagine losing in all your positions haha

[Anonymous No.15634211]

If you guys could STOP SELLING, that'd be great.

[Anonymous No.15634217]

TRUMP TWEET

[Anonymous No.15634218]

>>15634201

>SPY

[Anonymous No.15634221]

https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/watch-live-fed-chair-powell-defend-dovish-bias-stocks-jobs-inflation-economy-soar

[Anonymous No.15634231]

>>15634206
LETS GOOO

[Anonymous No.15634244]

>>15634217
>SAD!
What does he think will happen if they did it his way?

[Anonymous No.15634246]

WHO ELSE HERE LOVE THEMSELVES SOME DIPS

longs and divvy investors rejoice, buying opportunities ahead

traders, i don't care if you profit or lose off this, gambling is degeneracy

[Anonymous No.15634254]

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15634271]

Participation in the labor force by people in their prime working years has been increasing. And wages have been rising, particularly for lower-paying jobs. People who live and work in low and middle income communities tell us that many who have struggled to find work are now getting opportunities to add new and better chapters to their lives.


DEMOCRATS BTFO!!!! USA! USA! USA!

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.15634276]

imagine caring about daily price action at all

[Anonymous No.15634282]

Cattle futures mooning

[Anonymous No.15634284]

>inb4 spx doesnt even dip below 2960 and the crab market continues

[Anonymous No.15634285]

Who here /BOBO'd/?

[Anonymous No.15634288]

>>15634271
Landslide for 2020. Trump will rise to godhood.

[Anonymous No.15634289]

rip SNSS, I should of sold at 1.00 now it's down to 84 cents

[Anonymous No.15634293]

any good dips on growths/divies?

[Anonymous No.15634298]

STOP SELLING

[Anonymous No.15634300]

Deutschebag down. More no-no's. Per usual. Everyone shorted right?

[Anonymous No.15634306]

>>15634195
Don't, do 6 dollar puts one month out. I just did

[God of Calls !!oZXahFyAqDi No.15634315]

>fundamental traders: fed cuts = spx moon in the next minutes

[Anonymous No.15634317]

Is NFLX cheap yet or is it a falling knife?

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15634335]

There's some strong fuckery about with oil rn,I'm out until it moves to confirm

Turned it into a spxl put instead

Make the call

[Anonymous No.15634336]

>>15634306
But it's going up and premies are cheap for calls desu

[Anonymous No.15634338]

>>15634246
DIS -0.1
MCD -0.5
MSFT -0.4

WHAT FUCKING DIP YOU ASSHOLE
WHERE ARE MY CHEAPIES?!?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15634342]

>>Mr. Chairman, Baggie from SMG-Capital. How do you manage to keep fucking this up every 3 weeks? Mr Chairman?

[Anonymous No.15634343]

>>15634317
Everyone is rushing to streaming for a piece. Obama’s money laundering PAC is done for

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15634352]

>>15634206
It's ok fren I have puts too

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.15634357]

>>15634315
>fundamental
>trader

FA is for investing, not trading

[Anonymous No.15634360]

Imagine not owning GALT today.

[Anonymous No.15634365]

>>15634343
That's kinda what I've been thinking, but with how cheap it is right now, it may have short term gains.

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15634374]

Well look at the only stock that's doing well today frens

CHAD

[God of Calls !!oZXahFyAqDi No.15634378]

>>15634357
investing is just trading on longer time frames

[Anonymous No.15634379]

>>15633591
there are different grades of plastic, I'm sure he means that this kind of plastic probably isn't resistant to the gasoline.

Also, obligatory, you're a fucking retard. ty.

[Anonymous No.15634393]

>>15634336
I mean, if you're willing to gamble on the calls small time, go for it. That shit aint making anywhere 6$ tho

[Anonymous No.15634395]

>>15634379
so gasoline doesnt eat plastic?

[Anonymous No.15634405]

Metal Bros, should I love over more money to buy this dip?

[Anonymous No.15634410]

>>15634374

[Anonymous No.15634416]

>>15634374

Chad always wins

[Anonymous No.15634423]

>city of goldbugs

sad

[Anonymous No.15634424]

Powell was doing well, I almost took my vix gains... now not so much

>>15634405
>gold is a hedge
Lmao against inflation, not against the stock market!
SchiffFags ahahahahah

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15634428]

VIXY bout to pop like a nigger on crack
22 soon

[Anonymous No.15634453]

>>15634393

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15634455]

Thanks for the cash ZOYBOIS

[Anonymous No.15634470]

>>15634453
Kek, we'll see I guess

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.15634477]

>>15634360
they'll learn eventually
also, just remembered to go add some posts from a few threads back to my collage

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15634479]

>>15634455
Ooh dat 55 put dubs nigga

Feel the burn
I'm dancing around in my room if you can't tell right now

[Anonymous No.15634481]

>>15634428
I don't believe you but fuck it

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15634484]

Market is roaring back. Powell is telling the people what we wanted to hear. Everything is Jim and fucking Dandy. We will close green. #BearSeason is here.

[Anonymous No.15634492]

>>15633169
All in dude weed

[Anonymous No.15634493]

I mean I know I can make back my lifetime losses with five shifts, but it feels bad knowing I made bad picks.

[Anonymous No.15634499]

>>15634201
Trump's ancestry must include some Australian in there. There's no way a Scottish/German blooded man could shitpost this prolifically.

[Anonymous No.15634502]

>stonks can only keep going up forever

[God of Calls !!oZXahFyAqDi No.15634503]

>>15634477
dont need to add mine the 2.5 call is already in the collage

[Anonymous No.15634514]

OH NO NO NO BEARS COULDNT EVEN """CRASH"""" THE STOCKMARKET 1 MEASLY FUCKING % LMFAO

BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.15634522]

Isn't this a good time to buy SPY calls a month out or so?

[Anonymous No.15634525]

FUCK! They literally stopped out my x500 scalp by $0.1. God fucking damnit.
Come down against to fill me or there will be violence

[Anonymous No.15634532]

Im getting into options tomorrow. Wish me luck niggers

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.15634533]

>>15634477
>>15634360

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15634547]

We have it! The most based FED chair has killed QE. We will have an organic market. This is how it should be.

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15634553]

Inverse cup and handle on beyond meat,you be able to squeeze in one more short for tomorrow.
I'm holding....but only bc I'm out of daytrades :(

[Anonymous No.15634560]

This is the most crabbish fucking thing... stupidass powell, I want some damn cheaps.

[Anonymous No.15634565]

LONG SAAS

SPY IS GOING TO 330

[Anonymous No.15634567]

>>15634514
I'm noticing that the bears are not as strong as last time. Their push is barely noticeable in the daily charts.

[Anonymous No.15634575]

>>15634533
>Dobber mocking GALT at 3 dollars
He's on a one man mission to be wrong about everything.

[Anonymous No.15634576]

>>15634502
>all stock move in unison

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15634587]

Remember SPY has struggled with 300 all week,it peaked at 302 for the week yesterday, Thursdays and Fridays usually sell off after a peak like this...the. Fed didn't help much to add

287 before PPT kicks in

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15634609]

>>15634560
He just said they'll be looking at all the geopolitical stuff, so if we go fight the persians with the jews it will lead to more rate cuts and be bullish for us. Bring on the drone strikes Tehran!

[Anonymous No.15634612]

>>15634587
Trump big dick lover, y u use Gekko? Gekko wasnt betting on analysis.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15634623]

>>15634587
Did you forget TINA? Markets will moon off this tomorrow. New ATH are coming backed by record low employment and low inflation.

[Anonymous No.15634624]

>>15634609
>go fight the persians with the jews
can we please fight the Hebrews alongside our Persian brothers

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.15634625]

>>15634575
you should have seen him when he first came here in ~November of last year

[Anonymous No.15634635]

bros... I actually came here for music :'(

Also Trump is not America's fucking Sulla, he's Cleon if you know anything about history.

[Big Dick Trump Lover No.15634639]

>>15634612
I know but I liked the character and he was a dick.
Not too many stock movies out there.....

[Anonymous No.15634642]

GHSICHADS WHERE WE AT????

[Anonymous No.15634647]

>>15634575
He’s right to mock someone who went all in above 4 when it goes sub 3... I’m up 11% on this meme, not including the profits I’ve already taken when this happened before. how much is pendy down?

[Anonymous No.15634653]

>SunTrust lifts LCI price target from $10 to $14, after moving it from $7 to $10.
>maintains hold rating
>average hold rating
Ror! I have to wonder if these guys know what they're doing and are fucking with everyone, or if they legit do not know the glory of LCI

[Anonymous No.15634656]

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT HEADED

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15634661]

>> You know... in terms of fire power, I think the general principle, as I mentioned earlier, it can be a mistake to try to hold on to your fire power until a downturn gains momentum and then, so... there's a fair amount of research that would show that's the case. I think that principle needs to be applied, carefully, to the situation at hand.
What we believe we're facing here -- what we think we're facing here is a situation which can be addressed and should be addressed with moderate adjustments to the federal funds rate. As I mentioned, we are watching carefully to see whether that is the case. If, in fact, the economy weakens more... then we're prepared to be aggressive and we'll do so, if it turns out to be appropriate.
You mentioned negative interest rates, so... negative interest rates is something that we looked at during the financial crisis and chose not to do. We chose, after we got to the effective lower bound, we chose to do a lot of aggressive forward guidance and... also, large scale asset purchases and those were the two unconventional monetary policy tools we used extensively. We feel they worked, fairly well... we did not use negative rates and I, I think if we were to find ourselves at some future date, again at the effective lower bound, not something we're expecting, then I think we would look at using large scale asset purchases and forward guidance. I don't think we'd be looking at using negative rates. I just don't think those will be top of our list.
By the way, we're in the middle of a monetary policy review, where we're looking through all of these questions about the longer run framework, the strategy, tools and communications and... we expect that to be complete head sometime around the middle of next year.

You heard it folks, no negative rates. Buy the dip, market's are going up forever.

[Anonymous No.15634663]

>>15634553
monitoring

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.15634666]

>>15634653
>no dick

[Anonymous No.15634668]

>>15634639
Theres the sequel to wall street.
Wolf of wall street
Trading places
The big short
The dumb movie with Kevin spacey

[Anonymous No.15634672]

>>15634575
Should I buy in GALT right now? Or am I gonna get bogged?

[Anonymous No.15634683]

>>15634666
Ror! Girls dont have penises, SATAN! Cant fool me.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.15634701]

>>15634672
if you don't know why you should buy GALT, then don't
do your own research and decide if you want to or not
the best time to buy in would have been when everyone here was shitting on it and calling it trash a few weeks ago

[Anonymous No.15634703]

>>15634672
Far more upside now than downside. You won't catch the bottom at 3 but it will either appreciate a lot after the P3 announcement or skyrocket after a buyout.

Just be prepared to hold for a while. Like months, not just days.

[Anonymous No.15634705]

>>15634672
Have you ever bought a stock after it went up 9% in one day? Did it end well for you?

[Anonymous No.15634718]

>>15634661
I sense sarcasm. Oh well, back to my savings acct and 0.1% yield.

[Anonymous No.15634720]

>>15634672
GALT is for faggots. Buy GHSI for an actual moon mission. I'm up 60% already.

[Anonymous No.15634721]

>>15634705
hmmm this is true. I just don't wanna regret not buying it

[Anonymous No.15634733]

that all you got? Golden Bull ALL THE WAY Baby
HOOAH

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15634737]

>> Thank You, Chairman Powell. You're saying the economy's doing well, but there's this sense that the economy is actually starting to slow now and people are, more and more, there's talk about recession. So... are you -- and even The Fed thinks the downside risks are arriving. Do you think GDP growth will hold study and the unemployment rate? How do you see the economy evolving over the next year?
>> I think, and my colleagues and I all think that the most-likely case is for continued moderate growth, continued strong labor market and inflation moving back up to 2%. I think that's widely shared among the forecasters.
You know... the issue is more in the risks to that. You have downside risks here and we talked about them. It's that global growth will have an effect on U.S. growth over time. Less-so than for many other economies. Still... there's a sector of our economy that's exposed to that. Trade policy uncertainty has -- apparently, has an effect.
So... and you can see some weakness in the U.S. economy because of all that. Nonetheless, the job of monetary policy is to adjust both to insure against those downside risks, but also to support the economy in light of the existing weakness that we do see.
1/2

[Anonymous No.15634743]

>>15633802
I sold at 1.04 and bought back in at 0.86.
what do you think happens next? did i catch the knife?

[Anonymous No.15634745]

HAHAHA WE'RE GOING UP UP UP

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15634750]

>>15634737
So... we're not -- as I mentioned, we're not -- we don't see a recession -- we're not forecasting a recession, but... we are adjusting monetary policy in a more accommodative direction to try to support what is a favorable outlook.
>> And the inverted yield curve that we hear is the bond market signalling recession -- what do you -- is that -- so... that's not pertinent to you?
>> No... we do -- we monitor the yield curve carefully, along with a large wide range of financial conditions. We don't... so... the -- it's not, there's no one thing that is dispositive among all financial conditions. The yield curve is something that we follow carefully.
And... again... based on our assessment of all the data, we still think it's a positive outlook. The thing -- so... to talk about the current situation... you see -- you saw the -- you saw the long-term rates move down, a whole lot and then retrace 2/3 of that move in the space of a few days.
So... what really matters for all financial conditions, generally is when there are changes, material changes that are sustained for a period of time. So... but, why are long-term rates low? There can be a signal about expectations about growth there, for sure, but can be low term premiums, for example... just -- it can just be that there's this large quantity of negative yielding and very low yielding sovereign debt around the world. Inevitably, that's exerting pressure on U.S. sovereign rates, without necessarily having an independent signal, nonetheless, that's a signal about weak global growth, probably, and weak global growth would affect us. Global capital markets and the global economy are quite integrated. This is something -- we won't be dismissive about the yield curve, but... I think you can tell, on the, on the committee, there's a range of views. There's some who are very focused on the yield curve, others, not so much, from my perspective, you watch it carefully and... you know... 2/2

[Anonymous No.15634753]

>>15634743
I never sold at 1.04 and regret it. I did buy in at .79 so I'm technically still making money.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15634768]

>>15634750
I think you need to be asking yourself a lot of questions. If the yield curve isn't good, why that is and how long that's sustained. 3/2

[Anonymous No.15634772]

>VIX fucked hard afterall
damn

>>15634656
wherever you want

[Anonymous No.15634775]

imagine if Powell was just like "YO FUCK TRUMP" lol

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15634783]

>>15634775
>> BBC News. Mr. Trump has been a vocal critic of you and your colleagues, recently calling you boneheads and just now called you a terrible communicator. How do you respond to these criticisms and any regrets for having this many conferences?
>> I don't, I won't change my practice today of not responding to comments or making comments to elected officials, but I'll continue to say I think the independence of the Federal Reserve from direct political control has served the public well over time and I assure you that my colleagues and I will continue to conduct monetary policy without regard to political considerations. We're going use our best judgment based on facts, evidence and objective analysis in pursuing our goals and... that's what I have to say on that.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.15634793]

>>15634720

[Anonymous No.15634797]

>>15634721
This is called fomo. There are many terms types of dualing forces that control the market. Fear vs. greed, FUD vs. FOMO, hype vs. reality, etc. if you’re inexperienced, it’s better to buy the things the market has forgotten about. If you bought weed stocks when people were excited about weed stocks you are probably hurting. If you bought oil stocks when they spiked this week, you probably lost a lot of money.

>>15634772
Seriously... I’m holding my vix because trump likes to fuck shit up after a rate cut. Also because pride.

[Anonymous No.15634806]

>>15634753
guess its gonna drop to sub 80 slowly and then climb up again towards ASH event. hope for moon after

[Anonymous No.15634813]

>>15634783
So he pretty much did >>15634775

[Anonymous No.15634815]

What is this "Galt" I keep hearing about?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15634818]

AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA WE ARE FUCKING BACK!!!! GOD BLESS POWELL! GOD BLESS TRUMP! GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!

[Anonymous No.15634823]

>>15634815
It's from that hacker known as fourchan.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15634828]

>> Heather Long from the Washington Post. Mr. Chairman, in your view, is there any risk to the United States having much higher interest rates than Europe and Japan and other parts of the world? Is there any risk to the U.S. economy to that divergence or any risk to the global economy?
>> I guess I'd say it this way... it's, global capital markets are highly integrated and... you know... our rates are, our long rates are definitely being pulled down by the very, very low rates. That are abroad. And... you know... the way I'd characterize it is this, low rates abroad are a symbol or a sign of weak global growth. Expectations of low inflation, global -- low growth, and... you know... just kind of a lack of policy space to move against or, ideas about how to break out of that low equilibrium. That's implications for us. You know... we -- in a world where, where economies and financial markets are, are tightly integrated, that matters for the U.S. economy.
So... that's going to pull down U.S. rates and... U.S. financial conditions can tighten. Because of that. And so... I think we put all of that -- all of that goes into our thinking and into our models. We do understand how to, you know... how the international sector interfaces with the U.S. economy. We take that into account in setting our interest rate policy.
Thank you very much.


[Meeting concluded at 3:22 p.m. ET].

"This text is being provided in a rough draft format. Communication Access Realtime Translation (CART) is provided in order to facilitate communication accessibility and may not be a totally verbatim record of the proceedings."

WTF!!! SELL EVERYTHING!

[Anonymous No.15634829]

>>15634806
I might sell now and buy again when it hits .80? or just hold onto my 79 and buy more at 80?

[Anonymous No.15634842]

is MDR genuinely fucked? oct calls looking good.

[Anonymous No.15634855]

COME ON CRESCO LET'S CLOSE ON A HIGHER HIGH BABY

[Anonymous No.15634861]

All my foodstocks are garbagio today.

[Anonymous No.15634862]

LCI power hour let's go!

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15634877]

Long:
GME
LCI
GALT
PTE

Short
AMRS
AAPL
MO

>>15634862
Fuck yeah

[GonnaLoseItAll !OKNSiL9mns No.15634882]

UNFI $15 OCT 15th calls? genuine break of a downtrend or bulltrap?

[Anonymous No.15634886]

NEW NEW NEW NEW

>>15634883

>>15634883

>>15634883

>>15634883

>>15634883

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15634888]

lmao SPY going to eclipse $300 again, Powell just made Trump his bitch!

[Anonymous No.15634898]

Dont even know what caused this.

[Anonymous No.15635005]

>>15634829
idk i really have no clue where this is heading. im sitting on 1000 shares and hope for moon