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STOMP, STOMP, CLAP, CLAP

>ATTENTION ALL WALMART EMPLOYEES
>THERE IS AN ACTIVE SHOOTER SITUATION IN THIS WALMART
>ALL EMPLOYEES MUST REPORT TO THE CIRCLE FOR THE WALMART FIGHT SONG BEFORE DOING BATTLE WITH THE SHOOTER
>ALL WALMART EMPLOYEES ARE REQUIRED TO DO BATTLE WITH THE SHOOTER
>ALL WALMART EMPLOYEES ARE REQUIRED TO TAKE PART IN THE FIGHT SONG BEFORE DOING BATTLE WITH THE SHOOTER
>FAILURE TO DO BATTLE WITH THE SHOOTER WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION
>FAILURE TO PARTICIPATE IN THE FIGHT SONG BEFORE DOING BATTLE WITH THE SHOOTER WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION

>> No.15632229
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15632229

>mfw wagecucking RIGHT NOW

>> No.15632246

>>15632229
me too bro

>> No.15632281

>>15632124
>Anon added an extra clap
>Anon must write and perform a song celebrating diversity in the workplace to demonstrate his commitment to his family of Walmart employees

>> No.15632932
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15632932

lets see him get through Greg the human gigga nigga in the sampling aisle

>> No.15632964

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_i8X7TLXbA

>> No.15633058

>>15632932
>greg starts charging at the active shooter firing his M134 Minigun while chanting the walmart fight song

WE ARE, WE ARE WALMART

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>>15632124
ATTENTION! A CUSTOMER RELIEVED HERSELF ON THE FLOOR! CLEANUP NEEDED!