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STOMP STOMP CLAP

>> No.15621818

>>15621810
WE ARE WE ARE..
WAGE KEKS STOMP STOMP

>> No.15621845
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15621845

>ATTENTION ALL WALMART EMPLOYEES
>THERE IS AN ACTIVE SHOOTER SITUATION IN THIS WALMART
>ALL EMPLOYEES MUST REPORT TO THE CIRCLE FOR THE WALMART FIGHT SONG BEFORE DOING BATTLE WITH THE SHOOTER
>ALL WALMART EMPLOYEES ARE REQUIRED TO DO BATTLE WITH THE SHOOTER
>ALL WALMART EMPLOYEES ARE REQUIRED TO TAKE PART IN THE FIGHT SONG BEFORE DOING BATTLE WITH THE SHOOTER
>FAILURE TO DO BATTLE WITH THE SHOOTER WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION
>FAILURE TO PARTICIPATE IN THE FIGHT SONG BEFORE DOING BATTLE WITH THE SHOOTER WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION

>> No.15621855

>STOMP STOMP CLAP...

>> No.15621872
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15621872

>>15621845

WALMART STRONG

>> No.15621919
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15621919

>>15621810
WE WILL
WE WILL
STOCK YOU
STOMP STOMP CLAP
STOMP STOMP CLAP
WAGIE YOU'RE EMPLOYED MAKE A BIG NOISE RUNNING THE CASHIER GONNA CO-OWN ONE DAY
YOU'VE GOT A TEXT ON YOUR PHONE
YOU CAN'T GO HOME
WORKING THE NIGHT SHIFT ALL ALONE
STOMP STOMP CLAP
STOMP STOMP CLAP
STOMP STOMP CLAP
WAGIE YOU'RE A WAGEKEK, BIG KEK
WORKING HARD IN THE BACK
TO GET SOME OVERTIME PAY
YOU'RE CHECKIN YOUR PHONE
YOU'RE ALL ALONE
PRAYING YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORK FROM HOME

>> No.15622034

>>15621845
>>15621845
>imagining them doing there fight song
>then manager gets his AK-47, walmart associates are all armed with berretta's

>John from the Automotive department starts laying down machine gun fire

>the Walmart associates start charging in to gun down the active shooter
>All walmart associates chant the walmart fight song

WE ARE, WE ARE WALMART

>> No.15622047

>>15621810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

>> No.15622224

>the american dream

>> No.15622611

>>15621845
why is the phrase DO BATTLE is so fucking funny
they're not even fighting, they're doing battle like trash mobs

>> No.15622619
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15622619

CLEAN IT WAGIE

>> No.15622749
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>>15621845
>>15622034
>>15622611

>> No.15622795

>>15622619
This gentleman's sphincter control is rather powerful

>> No.15622796

>>15621810
>ANY EMPLOYEES WITHIN 3 AISLES OF THE SHOOTER THAT FAIL TO DIE IN BATTLE WILL BE TERMINATED AND THEIR ORGANS HARVESTED

>> No.15622835
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15622835

>>15621810
>mfw the Walmart Militia will be a faction in the next Fallout game

>> No.15622851

>>15621810
TIP TOP FUCKING KEK

>> No.15623017

>>15621919
i keked so hard man

>> No.15623074

>>15622619
I'd be pissed if I had to clean that up.

I'm so glad I've got to the point that I don't have to clean any bathrooms, besides my own, anymore. I find shit like this hilarious now.

>> No.15623098

>>15621919
this is a great post

>> No.15623148

wagies are subhuman

>> No.15623214
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15623214

Great thread

>> No.15623260

>>15622619
absolute sub human trash tier waste. You should NOT belong to the white race. The white race does not lower themselves to the level of niggers.

>> No.15623310

>>15622835
PEE PEE POO POO

>> No.15623326

>>15621845
I've been trying to find a good supermarket shootout scene to play the Walmart Fight Song over but there's a disturbing lack of them. This is the closest I've gotten:
https://youtu.be/JOkQJm_UGM4
https://youtu.be/09vGFS0j0d0?t=71 (started at 1:11 and muted)

>> No.15623517

>>15621845
>>15621919
Just think about all the meaning it gives to wagies lives. They wouldn't want to be NEET right?

>> No.15623855

>>15621919
holding back my laughter as i wage away at my desk, thanks anon

>> No.15624020
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15624020

Hey I know it's 4:57 on a Friday, but I'm gonna need you to stay a bit later today. Nothing big just a little spill in the restroom. Okay I'm off to the ski resort, see you next week!

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>>15621845
>>15621919
>>15622619
>>15624020

>> No.15624782

>>15622619
>those short bursts to lengthen effective firing duration
Truly a masterful tactician.

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>>15621919
Cagewagian Rhapsody is my fav.

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>>15621919

>> No.15624960

>>15623260
Kys nerd

>> No.15625032

>>15621872
I can’t look at this with a straight face

>> No.15625045

>>15621919
Fucking sublime

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>>15622047
this is to a private "group building" thing for employees, right? no customers in the store, right???

>> No.15625169

>>15622619
>peeeepeeeeee

>> No.15625198
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>>15621810
Be careful NEET, it'd be a shame if your life support was terminated, early.

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>>15622619
based

>> No.15625225

Boom boom clap
We are we are
wage cucks

>> No.15625253

>>15624960
Whites aren’t sub human niggers. Not even niggers do this

>> No.15625262

>>15624020
how the fuck do you let it get this bad?

>> No.15625298

>>15625225
I'll do a stomp stomp clap for $75/hr. Anything less, you can go fuck yourself.

>> No.15625336

>>15622034
kino

>> No.15625351

>>15625253
NEETs are mentally ill and haven't biologically matured. They're useless parasites. Hitler would've killed them.

>> No.15625361

Does anyone have that picture of a wagie sitting on a cinema floor crying after an Avengers Endgame showing because there is maybe 5 min of cleaning up required? Really kindered my hatred for entitled min wagies

>> No.15625381

>>15622619
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.15625408

>>15622619
i use those ass gaskets... i use that toilet paper.. fuck you

>> No.15625422

>>15623074
Would you still clean it though? Anyone with self respect would quit and let the owner clean it.

>> No.15625426

>>15622047
This is so sad

>> No.15625589

RAGIE WAGIE COME IN EARLY WHY SO SOUR WHY SO SURLY?

TAKE YOUR 15 MINUTE BREAK, PEANUTS YOU WILL SURELY MAKE

RAGIE WAGIE YOU STAY LATE, SORRY, STACY HAS A DATE

SPEND YOUR BREAK WITH CIGARETTES, WORRIED ABOUT THAT CRUSHING DEBT.

RAGIE WAGIE KNOWS NO WEALTH, YEARS OF WORK AFFECTS HIS HEALTH.

BY THE TIME YOU GET AHEAD, YOU’LL ALREADY BE QUITE DEAD.

RAGIE WAGIE STOMP HIS FEET, JEALOUS OF PATRICIAN NEET.

WAGIE BAWL AND WAGIE COPE INVESTED HEAVILY IN ROPE.

RAGIE WAGIE CRY AND MOAN, WORKS HIS FINGERS TO THE BONE.

WORK AND WORK NO TIME FOR FUN, ONLY EXIT IS A GUN.

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>>15621810
I'M SO HAPPY TO BE PART OF THE WALMART™ CORPORATION HAHA PLEASE DON'T FIRE ME HAHAHAHAHA LOOK I'M DOING THE THING
>stomp stomp CLAP

>> No.15625848

>>15623260
Agreed that no one should lower themselves to this. There are other ways to make a wagie suffer if that's truly your goal, and it doesn't involve devolving into an animal

>> No.15625983

>>15622034
>the shooter gunned down, associates form a circle around the dying body
>the manager takes out a Great Value obsidian blade
>she slices the chest and retrieves the still beating heart, raising it above her head: "WHO ARE WE??"
>WALMART!

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>>15625361

>> No.15626319

>>15621845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH6vcZmQfGY

>> No.15626389
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15626389

Ohhhh wagie trying to wage??? Would be a pity if an umbrella locked you out of your office.

>> No.15626457

>>15626389
***ATTENTION all employees!!!**** Be sure to get in your 40 hours this week. We'll keep the office open through the night so you can make up the lost hours.

>> No.15626484

>>15621845
KEK

>> No.15626500

>>15621810
this spirit of hate and spite is the poison that is making you depressed and ruining your life. This sort of petty bullshit you laugh at is just the up part of the wave.

>> No.15626634

>>15626500
>t. wally world wagie

>> No.15626826

>>15626500

yeah im so depressed running my business waking up and doing shit when i want to

>> No.15626850

>>15622619
Is that... eggs? Rather pungent my dear

>> No.15626862

>>15626634
Get box. Own box. Put magnet inside box

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>>15624020

>> No.15627313

>>15621845

> ACTIVE SHOOTER S I T U A T I O N
> DOING BATTLE

L M A O

>> No.15627341

>>15621845
This is the Running Man reboot we all deserve

>> No.15627350

>>15623260
niggers might rob and kill but only white people do shit like this

>> No.15627378

Genuinely curious how many wagie haters are financially independent here and how many just live with their parents with a failed crypto stack

>> No.15627390

>>15622835
fake and gay

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>>15621919

>> No.15627420

Fucking hell why do I find this thread funny. Am I a full blown autist now? Kek

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>>15627420

welcome to the dark side

>> No.15627849

>>15625408
>ass gasket
holy kek. thank you man

>> No.15628563

>>15627378
There's always gotta be some tard who doesn't get the joke.

>> No.15628870

>>15627842
It has always been with this. Gotta keep the people working, gotta keep 'em busy.
t. crypto millionare never worked a day in my life
t. studying philosophy now
t. kek every day

>> No.15629383

>>15625224
Holy jej

>> No.15629471

GET OFF THE BUS
YOU ARE PROLY ON BUS STATION
ENJOYYYYYYYYYY
MASS
SHOOOOOTI
-NG
ANY
DAY
u welcomeeeeeeeeeeee bullllet
in yo
che-st
nice
and soooooooooo u get to yo home, another cagie u make a cookie and then u die in yo bedie
and then
nEXT day u go on bus
DODGE MASS SHOOTING, bass
and wagie allday

>> No.15629494

>>15627350
Nah chinese do it too.

>> No.15629850
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15629850

It's kinda sad that mass shootings have become so common in USA that people have started joking about them.

>> No.15629941

why do i find this shit so fucking funny.

>>15625224
KEK

>> No.15630402

>>15629850
Because they aren't common at all, stop listening to sensationalist media pushing a agenda.

>> No.15630514

>>15629850
>It's kinda sad that mass shootings have become so common in USA that people have started joking about them.

Wait until we start becoming obvious to them.

>John, what took you so long at the store?
>Ah some asshole was shooting the place up again
>That's like the third time this week
>I know but at least at the checkout line one or two people in front of me got hit so I got to go ahead of them which helped a little bit