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Ruin a job interview in five words or less.

>> No.15598618

>>15598607
Step on me please ma'am

>> No.15598626
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15598626

>>15598607
OOOHHHH I'M GONNA COOOOOM HARD

>> No.15598627

>>15598607
I am a white man

>> No.15598638

>>15598607
Hello, my name is Ranjeet

>> No.15598645

>>15598607
'Sup, slut?

>> No.15598654

I am bipolar

>> No.15598655
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15598655

I sodomize and eat babies.

>> No.15598658
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15598658

>>15598607
Islam supports stoning of trannies.

>> No.15598665

I'm a bit shy, but....

>> No.15598702

>>15598607
May I get paid, please?

>> No.15598707

>>15598607
Hitler did nothing wrong

>> No.15598713

>>15598607
Do you have any unions?

>> No.15598715

>>15598607
Mommy milkies?

>> No.15598720

>>15598607
Must I work with gays?

>> No.15598724

I'm all in BSV.

>> No.15598726

>>15598607
That's a dude

>> No.15598743

Niggers

>> No.15598798

>>15598607
I browse Business & Finance

>> No.15598811

May I grab some Pussy?

>> No.15598814

I post on 4chan.

>> No.15598815

Fuck niggers and fuck jannies

>> No.15598821

Sieg heil

>> No.15598835

Cunt

>> No.15598839

>>15598607
My pronouns are hitler/hitlerself

>> No.15598842

>>15598607
she's an easy lover

>> No.15598845

What's your policy on relationships *wink*

>> No.15598848

>>15598607
Why yes I own chainlink

>> No.15598849

>>15598839
hahahahahaha

>> No.15598855

I wasn't doing anything.

>> No.15598910

>>15598815
i would hire you.
unless you meant it literally, breeding with livestock is a sin

>> No.15598938

>>15598607
When they ask why u want this job and u respond “for the money”

>> No.15598979

>>15598607
Want to see my "Experience"?

>> No.15598981

>>15598607
all the answers so far are from the applicant's perspective. what does the employer say to make you run for the hills?

we don't pay overtime

>> No.15598992

>>15598607
Night night wagie

>> No.15599006

Do I get dental?

>> No.15599037

I'd want work life balance

>> No.15600124

>>15598607
Bangs covering your bald spot?

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15600162

What Holocaust?

>> No.15600197

I’m here for the job

>> No.15600376

>>15598626
Fuck I’m COOMING AGAIN ARGHH

>> No.15600411

Just give a firm handshake.

>> No.15600414

shut the fuck up cunt

>> No.15600437

>>15598607
You have whore nails

>> No.15600478

women working fulltime destroys families

>> No.15600491

>>15598607
I'm a self-taught autodidact

>> No.15600497

>I'm not very social.

I actually said this in an interview, then I made a joke saying I'm an introvert and that is a bad thing at least for extroverts.

I didn't even get a rejection call.

>> No.15600514

>>15600478
nailed it

>> No.15600517

>>15598607
My linkies stay super stinky!

>> No.15600560

Y'all don't drug test right?

>> No.15600561

>>15598607
That is an ugly mole.