how do you describe/shill chainlink to your friends and/or family?

[Anonymous No.15593056]

when using this method it raises even normies eyebrows. i compare crypto to cloud computing and that link is gonna be the amazon of crypto.

we're all gonna make it marines

[Anonymous No.15593071]

>>15593056
I don't. All my parents and friends know about my crypto adventures is that I spend money on it and lose money on it and I purposely leave out the winnings part so they dont know how much I have til im ready to share. all my coins combined will have me make it over the next few years but til than its hush hush

[Anonymous No.15593079]

>>15593056
crypto is the COMPLETE opposite of clouds, WTF are you smoking

[Anonymous No.15593099]

>>15593056
Don't do this. You should be shilling chainlink to everyone BUT your loved ones.

Why? Because literally nobody is going to buy it based on your recommendations. After LINK moons, the ones who never heard of LINK before will just shrug and say, 'well, I could never have known.' But the ones you told, the ones who ignored your advice, those are going to be the ones offing themselves in droves.

It's actually a long-term power play to tell all your enemies about LINK right now, today. Once your stack has appreciated into generational wealth, they will all be killing themselves out of regret, leaving empty seats in places of power and prestige that you can use your newfound wealth to muscle yourself into.

Telling people about LINK today is to plant the seed of their undoing. It's a great power, use it wisely.

[Anonymous No.15593106]

>>15593056
i just tell them its a pump and dump scam and then tell them to google "chainlink" and go to the news section if they wanna learn more about it

[Anonymous No.15593162]

>>15593099
you... I like you

[Anonymous No.15593169]

>>15593056
>>15593099
>>BUY LINK
>>ORACLES
>>TECHNOLOGY
>>BLOCKCHAIN
>>ERC20 SHIT TOKEN
>>BUY CHAINLINK
>>SIRGAY IS WELL SPOKEN AND A GENIUS AND CREATED BITCOIN
>>WE ARE NOT A CULT
>>BELIEVE IN VAGUE UNDERSTANDINGS
>>A BLOGPOST MADE US PUMP
>>SIBOS, NEXT EVENT, NEXT MONTH, $10, $100, $1000, $10000, $100000, ETC, ETC
>>INSIDER THREAD, BELIEVE ME, NOT PAID BY CHAINLINK TO PROMOTE, BELIEVE ME
>>CHAINLINNK NOT UNDER INVESTIGATION FROM SEC
>>DEVS ARE DUMPING, NO THEY'RE ACTUALLY GIVING IT TO START-UPS
>>IT WILL CHANGE YOUR FUCKING LIFE MAN, ALL IN
>>GET YOUR ENTIRE FINANCIAL FUTURE ON THIS, COME ON MAN

[Anonymous No.15593201]

I tell them not to buy it
I've told everyone I know to stay away

[Anonymous No.15593213]

>>15593056
>how do you describe/shill chainlink to your friends and/or family?

I don't. Are you autistic, OP?

[Anonymous No.15593230]

>>15593169
>I AM SILLY

[Anonymous No.15593243]

I just tell them that I was able to 50x my principal and theyre usually onboard.

[Anonymous No.15593254]

I've told a few mates, but I was only confident enough to do it halfway up. Feels bad they've lost some money on my advice, but they never put much in anyway. I won't tell my family though, are you insane? I can always cover my mate's losses if it goes pop, but I'm not having my family lose MY INHERITANCE on a shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.15593264]

>>15593254
700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Dumped on why for (why for)
Can't take much moreeee

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[Anonymous No.15593366]

>>15593254
>but I'm not having my family lose MY INHERITANCE on a shitcoin.
how big, like millions of dollars big, entitled roastie?
bitcoin is all you need

[Anonymous No.15593379]

>>15593366
>entitled
if my parents squander my inheritance they'll be going in a home. every child. EVERY child, deserves their inheritance. it's the core of society.

[Anonymous No.15593406]

>>15593379
what an entitled little shit mindset you have. I DESERVE MY MONEY THEY OWE ME! GIMMEDATS GIMMEDATS GIMMEDATS! I hope you die so they dont have to waste their money on an ungrateful I DESERVE IT faggot

[Anonymous No.15593409]

>>15593071
This is my favorite part about you crypto fags. Youre all self aware enough to not speak of your degeneracy yet youre still holding bags in silence waiting for 2017. Gonna need a time machine if you want your money back.

[Anonymous No.15593413]

>>15593056

I don't admit to it.

I sold at $3 and 3x my initial capital. Pump and dump.

[Anonymous No.15593426]

>>15593406
there is no point to life without the continuity of resources, that is the building blocks of our entire existence
so yeah, i deserve it
everyone does

don't worry, boomers like you will be forgotten

[Anonymous No.15593427]

>>15593413
Damn dude, you're such a cunning money maker man

[Anonymous No.15593444]

>>15593056
Why would i tell my family about gay sex positions where two dudes peg eachother at the same time?

[Anonymous No.15593449]

>>15593409
no dumb anon I keep silent since I dont want a bunch of gimmedats from family and friends long before any my investments pay off. I know who i'll give money to to help them get invested but for the most people are kept thinking he's losing money til I made more than I have. but do keep assuming everyone here is holding bags desperately waiting for the return of a moment in time we were lucky to be part of once. stop projecting basically

[Anonymous No.15593530]

>>15593449
Must have a shitty family if you don't feel the urge to help them out once you make it

[Anonymous No.15593586]

>Mom, Dad,there's something I need to tell you
>You know how I"ve always been into saving money,right?
>>It's ok, son, we had a feeling and figured it out a long time ago
>>we still love you
>what do you mean?
>>We've seen the pictures everywhere, it's pride month. We never saw you with a girl and you always looked so sad when grandmother asked about your girlfriend or when she's getting great grandkids

Fuck me for picking June of all months, I didn't even realize it was gay month, but apparently it's tradition to come out during this time. I tried to damage control and told them about ditributed ledgers and self-executing contracts but the said I was just trying to change the subject. Already my mom is arranging a date with her coworkers gay son and I don't know how to get out of it. Chainlink literally made me gay but I don't want to be. I really don't want to lose my virginity to a man. This is the shittiest timeline ever.

[Anonymous No.15594088]

>>15593264
You are a MANIAC!

[Anonymous No.15594398]

Only person I’ve talked to in real life about chainlink (and crypto in general) was an old friend who I hadn’t seen in years. I wasn’t going to bring it up, but he asked if I had ever dabbled in crypto. Turns out he’s a fellow biz bro who also has a link stack

[Anonymous No.15594407]

I don't. They're either not going to understand or have a smartass comment about it. Not worth it.

[Anonymous No.15594814]

OP here. Thought I'd share the outcome of a glass art workshop I took part in last weekend. I'm pretty happy with the outcome.

We're all gonna make it marines

[Anonymous No.15594827]

I tell them the name. I tell them I personally am confident. The rest they can find out themselves, if they are interested in bettering their lives.

[Anonymous No.15594831]

>>15593530
I know reading English is tough for third world niggers as yourself, but that is not what he wrote.

[Anonymous No.15594841]

>>15593099
absolutely based

[Anonymous No.15594856]

>>15593406
Imagine not wanting to offer the literal continuation of your genes a head start. This is your brain on America/Judaism.