pee pee poo poo chainlink room

[Anonymous No.15547947]

ITT we pee, poop, and fart

[Anonymous No.15547955]

[Anonymous No.15547964]

>>15547947
LETMEOUTLETMEOUT!!!

[Anonymous No.15547966]

pee pee poo poo

[Anonymous No.15547972]

*ppprrrbbtttt

[Anonymous No.15547979]

>>15547964
once youre in you can only poop to get out

[Anonymous No.15547991]

Henlo it smel in here.

[Anonymous No.15548002]

*Bbbrrrap* w-where is the toilet G-guys?

[Anonymous No.15548027]

>>15548002
the whole room is

[Anonymous No.15548096]

prrrppt
oh no not again

[Anonymous No.15548118]

bullish, we are gonna make it frens

[Anonymous No.15548146]

>taking a shit at work
uh disgusting, i never took a shit at my workplace, i simply clamp my ass cheeks and wait for the evening once i can go home.
And even at home i act like you do but at work, i often wait 3/4am to take a silent shit. I'm a lucky guy tho, with the time i learned to retain my shit longer and longer. Also i decided to skip breakfast and take very light meal (no desert, no entree) to generate less shit. Now i take a shit in average once a week. My personal best is 9 days without shitting. Tho i must be careful because they are enormous and super compressed so it's often a 3 step poop action. First i shit but try to not shit it all (1), then i flush. After i finish to take my shit(2), flush again, and finally wipe my ass (3) and do the final flush. If i do 1 & 2 or 2 & 3 at the same time, its the toilet clog guaranteed 100%.
I don't think poop-normies can even encompass the size of 1 weeks' deuce. Usually it's the lenght of my arm.
Also no homo but retaining compressed shit like this transform them in giant pooldo (dildo in poop) and it end up pressing the prostate after the 5th day, and it's legit better than hetero-sex. I never had anything up my ass but i can understand why the faggots would like it. Also i never admitted it to my gfs, i wonder if they would become jealous of my shits so i don't take the risk.

You will maybe think i'm a weirdo but i'm not. Just try to hold back your shit, you not only save water, get pleasure but you also save a shitload of TIME. Let say taking a shit is 5mn loss everytime, and that you shit everyday : 5x7 : 35mn weekly vs 5mn for me.
30mn per week, 2 hours per month, 1 day per year, you save a full month of your life after 30 years! It's enormous!
Please tell me i'm not the only one doing dis frens.

[Anonymous No.15548253]

unironically one of the highest quality threads i've seen on /biz/ in weeks

[Anonymous No.15548825]

>>15547947
pfffrrrrtrttttt
*plop*

[Anonymous No.15548835]

Blessed thread

[Anonymous No.15548962]

Janny if you delete this abomination I take back all the bad things I said about you

[Anonymous No.15549002]

>>15548146
based

[Anonymous No.15549040]

>>15547947
The more I argued with chainlinkers, the better I came to know their memetic ramblings. First they counted on the stupidity of their bagholders, and then, when there was no other way out, they themselves simply played up the end of the year (EOY) price. If all this didn't help, they pretended not to not read and not sell, or, if challenged, they ended the thread and reposted four hours later, quoted memes which, if you accepted them, they immediately related to entirely scammy matters, and then, if again attacked, they proposed all FUDDERs were actually chainlink holders and pretended not to know exactly why you denounced their scam. Whenever you tried to attack their beloved master sirgay, your hand closed on a jelly-like meme which divided up and poured through your fingers and they would repost the same four or five type of threads again. But if you really struck one of these bagholder idiots so telling a blow that, observed by the channers, he couldn't help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step forward, your amazement was great the next day. The Chainlinker had not the slightest recollection of the thread before, he rattled off his same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, EOY, web3, swift protocol, oracles, we love sirgay and do something for a small amount of chainlink and, if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; he couldn't remember a thread, except that he had proved the correctness of his memes the previous day.

[Anonymous No.15549215]

>imagine the smell
Based pee pee poo poosters

[Anonymous No.15549242]

*fart*..........*fart again*......

[Anonymous No.15549430]

>wearing pants