/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.15517132]

>okay people, we've got Stacey and Becky here starting with us today, so why don't we go round and all tell the team a little about ourselves
>you first anon

[Anonymous No.15517137]

I uh, grew up in Ohio. Heh, how about that weather up there. Been working with the company for, hmm.. 6 years. Ben knows ha ha. Anyway, welcome let me know if you have any questions. My cubicle is always open ha ha.

[Anonymous No.15517153]

Hi my name is Jake, I am a white identarian from eastern Oregon. I hate niggers and spics and I even chain dragged a coon behind my pickup truck down the highway on my way to work today.

White pride worldwide!

I guess that's about it, who's next?

[Anonymous No.15517158]

>>15517137

>do you have any hobbies, anon?

[Anonymous No.15517159]

Henlo everybody, my name is Andy and i love to get Randy if ya kno what i mean ;)

[Anonymous No.15517162]

>>15517132
H-hello Stacey and Becky, ummmmmmm well I-I haven't had sex, ever, and live with my parents, y-you are very good looking so.. aaaaaahh just one look at your boobies pleaseee pleeeease..

[Anonymous No.15517163]

Hey I am anon. Welcome to the team.
If you ever have problems with X reach out to me.

Bonus points if you ask something like:

Where are you from?
Why did you want to join us?

Is it that hard /biz/???!!

[Anonymous No.15517172]

>>15517132
lmao women dont work in the backshed, anon. also, what are you doing here? you're not inducted to work here by the looks of it. get the fuck out right now, yeah go on, fuck off

[Anonymous No.15517201]

>>15517162

Okay anon, you've been here the longest, why don't you take the girls through induction. I gotta run, got a 10 o'clock with the board.

[Anonymous No.15517394]

>>15517132
Umm... Stacy, Becky I ammm... Staaan?? I been here for amm 15 years now... Rick down the line knows me since I came here... oh wait he retired 3 years ago.
35 more and I will retire too

[Anonymous No.15517643]

>>15517153
Yeahhhhh Jake, I don't know if that really fits our company values. We're going to need to speak with Saqueesha in HR.

[Anonymous No.15517681]

>>15517132
Hey, I'm _____. I'm a tax associate and have been here two years.

[Anonymous No.15517992]

Hi I'm Anon and I'm the only one who does work around here.
Looking forward to handling your paperwork and fixing anything you fuck up in the pipeline!

[Anonymous No.15518022]

I'll probably forget your names. Here's your fucking paper work. Don't let it sit on your fucking desk on a week or you're get written up. Also, get me my coffee you stupid woman.

[Anonymous No.15518042]

Hi, I'm Brian. I hate women, niggers, kikes, chinks and jannies. Nice to meet you :)

[Anonymous No.15518059]

>[works silently]
someone: goodmorning, Stacy
Stacy: [silence]
>Stacy's doing a really good job so far. Much better than some of the other new people we've had..

[Anonymous No.15518091]

>>15517132
Ayy yo, sup bitches. Daquan at yo service. You can catch me down at the supply room right now, but I'm finna be in the corner office by this time next year. Gotta make, That, MONEY, yah feel? Jus gotta 2003 MERC, bbboooiiiii, C CLASS! The payments $300 a month, but that jus how a nigga rolls.

[Anonymous No.15518932]

>>15517132

Hello , my name is Pajeet Wagieesh Cuuckolotrapali Kekooor.
But you can call me Wage cuck in short.
I basically dont care for you fucking wagies dont aproach me and gimme a break from your personal problems

[Anonymous No.15518984]

Let me tell you about the Jews.