>Living in the meme city of SF

[Anonymous No.15511495]

[Anonymous No.15511531]

>Parking is a nightmare
>Hobos everywhere
>Poop everywhere
>Shit food
>Pay out of the ass for passable food
>High rent
>High crime

[Anonymous No.15511541]

>>15511531
Muh 25$ craft beers though and just taking a Uber Eats lunch

[Anonymous No.15511542]

>>15511495
Hey at least you're close to Sergey Nazarov.

[Anonymous No.15511551]

>>15511495
Seems like a cool place to visit (except it's expensive lol) but yeah I'd never live here unless I was making $300k+ which of course is entirely doable.

[Anonymous No.15511552]

>>15511495
SF is unironically worse than India when it comes to having HUMAN SHIT on the STREETS

[Anonymous No.15511561]

>>15511495
really? i used to live there in the early 00's. i know its gone to shit, but i remeber there were a lot of amazing places to eat. like down in the mission there were some good tapas places. and that burrito place, "taqueria cancun" on 6th and market i think, they had the best burrito ive ever had

[Anonymous No.15511563]

>>15511495
People who bitch about it either watch too much Fox or are just too poor to enjoy the city. One of the best parts of SF is it’s proximity to natural places like Mt. Tam and Point Reyes and farther places like Yosemite and Tahoe and all the forests up north.

Enjoying the city itself is best done with money, so if you have none your visit will suck. You’ll just stay at some mediocre hotel, order uber eats or at the tourist trap restaurants, get your car broken into because you were stupid and left a backpack and a suitcase in it. Then you’ll go home and tell everyone San Francisco sucks.
Meanwhile the patrician tourist stays at a nice hotel, takes advantage of all the michelin starred food and rooftop bars, and rents an extra night so they can leave their valuables in the hotel until their evening flight to go skiing in Tahoe.

[Anonymous No.15511583]

>hello xir if you are done sipping that cum do you mind if I have the rest?

[Anonymous No.15511589]

>>15511542
That cayman island scammer should be reported to SEC

[Anonymous No.15511685]

>>15511531
>drug addicts shooting heroin in the streets
>drug addicts constantly asking you for money
>needles everywhere on the streets
>mentally ill leftist cultists who will chimp out if you say the "wrong thing"
>rampant AIDS in the fag community
>one of the AIDS capitals of america
>did i mention fucking AIDS everywhere

[Anonymous No.15511706]

one thing i dont understand (im probably ignorant) , but when you have a city like SF, how do neighborhoods like "the tenderloin" (ghetto full of crime, drugs and niggers) even still exist? how has wealthy property owners or businesses not pushed everyone out and built expensive housing and businesses in that area?

[Anonymous No.15511738]

>>15511706
>how do neighborhoods like "the tenderloin" (ghetto full of crime, drugs and niggers) even still exist

Rent control and section 8 housing makes it possible for poor people to live in expensive neighborhoods. Homeless programs keep the local homeless population alive and attracts homeless people from elsewhere to the city.

>how has wealthy property owners or businesses not pushed everyone out and built expensive housing and businesses in that area?

The local gov't is very selective on the zoning and what can/can't be built.

[Anonymous No.15512021]

San Francisco is actually beautiful outside of the homeless people

[Anonymous No.15512035]

>>15511738
Here’s a dirty secret, the group calle 24 that protests “gentrification” is led by homeowners who inherited homes and buildings. They keep the value of their property up so long as new buildings do not go up.

[Anonymous No.15512079]

>>15511495
ok, but memes aside, is it really that bad? Rus-fag here, so I don't know how the US is, I can't imagine it being real, how can something so fucking expensive be this fucking bad.

[Anonymous No.15512095]

>>15512079
It's highly exaggerated. It's a beautiful city on the water with hills, cool architecture, awesome food and a million cool things to do.

[Anonymous No.15512102]

>>15511495
>horny Asian girls everywhere.
>only complains about parking and rent.

[Anonymous No.15512103]

>>15512079
If you have money it’s not bad.

[Anonymous No.15512172]

>>15512095
>"cool architecture"

Now, this is clearly bullshit.

[Anonymous No.15512183]

>>15512095
Yes...it is/was all of those things. I grew up there....it's gone downhill with the influx of whiteboy tech bros. Awesome food? Yes, but only if you can pay for it.

[Anonymous No.15512191]

>>15512079
techies gentrified the hell out of this city. Its pretty good if you can afford it. thats the problem though, if you're not here for a high paying tech job, then its definitely not worth it.

[Anonymous No.15512286]

>>15511551
Wouldn’t you feel like you’re wasting those $300k just so you can say you live in one of the most expensive cities in the US?

[Anonymous No.15512298]

>>15511552
Maybe it's all the indians...

[Anonymous No.15512311]

>>15511561
>taqueria cancun
there are at least 5 of those in the city. yes the burritos are amazing, but everything else is going downhill fast.

[Anonymous No.15512317]

>>15511563
This thread is about living here.. not being a tourist. move along.

[Anonymous No.15512334]

>>15511685
>the 80's/early 90's called.
There is nothing but tech bro trannies from the midwest here now. AIDS is more of a meme for retards like you at this point.

[Anonymous No.15512349]

>>15511706
>even still exist?
The place is soooo liberal and everyone is entitled and whines about fucking everything. So we can't deport them, jail them, or cook them so we have to push them into increasingly small containment areas.

[Anonymous No.15512361]

>>15512035
ya, it's sort of like a latino cartel that doesn't want the oppressive white gentrification to pollute their racially pure 24th street. They seem to be succeeding.

[Anonymous No.15512374]

>>15512079
Dude this place is more fucked up than you can imagine. Homeless drug addicts sprawled out in front of four figure restaurants. There are like 3-4 socioeconomic classes and cultures living on top of each other.

[Anonymous No.15512848]

>>15511541
>25$
you're joking, right?

[Anonymous No.15512894]

>>15511495

it honestly is a pretty nice city although I've only been there once. If I had $10-20m or more I think I'd live there.

[Anonymous No.15512898]

>>15512102
Is this true? Interstate sex tourism is one of my hobbies.

[Anonymous No.15512942]

>>15511541
Holy shit I live in the bay and this explains it to the T

[Anonymous No.15512958]

Lived there for 3 months

Good points:
>Food is great there
>Tons of jobs
>High salaries
>Plenty to do in the city
>Good hiking not too far from SF
>Nice architecture
>Golden Gate Park is really fucking nice on a sunny day

Bad
>Homeless everywhere
>Everywhere smells like weed
>Insanely expensive
>Rent is truly extortionate
>High tax
>Not very safe after dark
>Shitty public transport

I personally wouldn't live there long term but if you were going there for a high-paying job I'd say go for it, you could have a nice life there with the right setup

[Anonymous No.15512984]

>>15512958
What places for food you recommend. I’m cheap and have a real life gf that I pay to eat with me too.

[Anonymous No.15513045]

>>15512984
So avoid food trucks- they're tasty (unhealthy af though), you think they're cheap but they're like $10-15 for a meal.

Also avoid any meal-ordering apps. Because of the burger tipping culture it turns a $10 burrito into a $20 burrito with delivery fee.

If you have to eat out (I recommend cooking over anything in SF, some of the smaller delis are fucking great. There's one near Grace Cathedral I really liked. Whole Foods was weirdly cheap too, didn't expect it), then Mexican is the way to go

I remember Taqueria El Buon Sabor in the Mission being great, seems like everyone has their own favourite burrito place though. El Capitan (somewhere near Japantown iirc) was good too.

Devil's Teeth Bakery is amazing for breakfast sandwiches but it's kind of a trek.

There's a place on Bush Street called Fresh Coffee or something that looks like shit but actually does great and cheap Banh Mi, they're very similar to what you actually get in Vietnam.

Chinatown also has tons of shit if you look hard enough, you can get some very legit food for not much $$$, I remember coming across a very legit pho for like $7 somewhere there.

Also North Beach is great for Italian, the Italian Homemade Company is amazing.

Kind of depends what you like eating really

[Anonymous No.15513094]

>>15513045
Holy fuck thanks

>plenty to do in the city
Like what. I’ve just walking around civic center and starting to get bored. What do ?

Btw thanks for the info here’s a dank link meme

[Anonymous No.15513138]

>>15512079
The Silicon Valley effect

[Anonymous No.15513225]

get rich and none of those problems are problem
Invest in UDOO, it will sent you to the moon brotha

[Anonymous No.15513264]

>>15513045
Great recs. Devil's Teeth Bakery is great and you can make a day trip out of Golden Gate Park and Ocean Beach.

I recommend checking out the Vietnamese food (Tin is solid and Turtle Tower is cheap but good) and not being a complete pussy about going out after dark and bar hopping around SoMa and North Beach.

[Anonymous No.15513319]

>>15513094
Thank you for the meme, I will cherish it.

Honestly it depends what you're into.

One great thing about the place is meetups, there's shit going on for literally any subject you can think of. If you're technical and you like crypto, you're in the best place on the planet, as the Bitcoin Dev and Lightning meetups have Core/Lightning devs in attendance, so you're discussing the future of bitcoin with the people actually writing the code, it's fascinating.

Definitely go do some hiking, take the boat out to Larkspur or somewhere and there's some really nice places. Or go up to Muir Woods, Stinson beach etc.

One thing I regretted was not getting a car and going further out (haven't driven in a while or on that side of the road so didn't want to risk crashing), there's a lot of great outdoorsy stuff further out from the city.

It's the kind of place where if you're prepared to out and meet people who share your interests in hobbies you'll make friends quickly - if you don't, it's easy to end up by yourself as people tend to dip straight after work due to their insane commutes back to Palo Alto or wherever.
gigs, it's a pretty good city for music - seems like more people play LA, but I went to some great shows in Oakland while I was there.

>>15513264
>Great recs. Devil's Teeth Bakery is great and you can make a day trip out of Golden Gate Park and Ocean Beach

This x1000, get a few podcasts lined up, get a breakfast sandwich in DT and make a day of it, it's great.

North Beach is great, if I ever live there again that's probably where I'd live.

[Anonymous No.15513346]

Lol at everyone always hating San Francisco. Unironically top 5 cities on this planet lol.

>Muh poop

Lol. Love it when retards criticize California.

[Anonymous No.15513379]

Lol at everyone always hating San Francisco. Unironically top 5 cities on this planet lol.

>Muh poop

Lol. Love it when retards criticize California.

Amazing restaurants, beautiful women, booming economy, fantastic mix of architecture, incredibly geography.

If you have an irrational hatred of SF, fine. I get that. But you don't know the feel of waking up, having fresh sushi delivered, doing drugs openly in front of police, enjoying the sweeping views of the Bay as you ride around in your ride share Uber or e-scooter, seeing beautiful women from all over the world, inviting a some genius girl who makes more money than your dad over on Tinder to fuck her brains out.

[Anonymous No.15513420]

>>15513379
>But you don't know the feel of waking up, having fresh sushi delivered, doing drugs openly in front of police, enjoying the sweeping views of the Bay as you ride around in your ride share Uber or e-scooter, seeing beautiful women from all over the world, inviting a some genius girl who makes more money than your dad over on Tinder to fuck her brains out.

[Anonymous No.15513438]

>>15513264
>>15513319
Thanks for the advice ! Totally appreciate it

(Sorry put the wrong gif, instead i found this dank linky)

[Anonymous No.15513851]

>>15511563
>All the best parts about San Fransisco are located in other places.

Marin county here. Keep your homeless niggers and dystopian local government on your side of the bridge

[Anonymous No.15514013]

>>15512079

Privet kazap.

Basically, it's just an average city when you are walking through it. Uber is super cheap and renting mopeds is super cheap.

Houses in the city cost $2,000,000-15,000,000+, so you are never getting a house unless you make $400,000.

It's also one of the few places in the world where you can make $400,000 outside of medicine and law.

As a result of the prices and the stigma, you rub shoulders with better educated and wealthier people than you would in a shit flyover state.

P.S. Never "lived" there, just crashed on a friend's couch for a week.

[Anonymous No.15514022]

>>15512958

lol, I learned all the "bad" areas by seeing where I can't park the Skoot.

[Anonymous No.15514075]

>>15511563
>get your car broken into because you were stupid and left a backpack and a suitcase in it.
Are you actually trying to defend the fact that SF has roving gangs of heroin addicts just breaking into cars? Having something in your car is no excuse for them existing in the first place.

[Anonymous No.15514224]

I just visited San Francisco on my way to New York City, and let me tell you: 'Frisco looks like the best city on Earth currently to live itinerantly in; there are numerous alleys too narrow for automobiles but wide enough for foot traffic uninterrupted by the many handmade tents & shelters crammed up against the windowless edges of the adjoining buildings. I'm sorely tempted to squat there (so that I can readily stalk Serg & the team @ CL/SC.
>link $1k.eoy

[Anonymous No.15514250]

>>15511495
Seems like a meme
NYC is also a meme but at least you have so much shit to do there literally every second of every day. Best music scenes, best sports, best food, tons of entertainment and night life, lots of art and culture. Why wouldn’t you just buy a bunch of land in a cheap as fuck town and then get an apartment in nyc and fly between the two whenever you get bored? Unironically cheaper than living in SF

[Anonymous No.15514311]

>>15511531
>shit food
you went to the wrong places anon.

everything else checks out.

[Anonymous No.15514372]

>>15514311
No. The food is shit unless you literally spend hundreds. His point stands.

[Anonymous No.15514459]

>>15514372
no, you just don't know where the good food it.
your point is invalid

[Anonymous No.15514491]

>>15511495
I forget how retardedly ultra normie some of you are.

>omg the food!
>hiking, yay
>I need a real man to support me and lil jammal
Spot the difference, there is none. You're a 35 year old capshit worshiping balding manlet. Grow the fuck up and stop trying to cope with living in literal hell.

[Anonymous No.15514818]

>>15511495
fuck this place man

[Anonymous No.15514829]

>>15511531
>>15511685
>Great food
>Best weather in America

[Anonymous No.15515081]

>>15513346
>top five cities on this planet

I've been to SF. And no. No it fucking isn't. One million keks at you sir. It is beautiful though. Except for the crack addicted nigs on every corner.

[Anonymous No.15515098]

>>15514075
>the fact that SF has roving gangs of heroin addicts just breaking into cars
That's really not how it works. It's little mexican kids smashing and grabbing and running fast as fuck.. junkies might do it at night but it's mostly spics.

[Anonymous No.15515099]

>>15511541
>favourite

a burger didnt even write this. amazing

[Anonymous No.15515103]

>>15514491
i thought OP was making fun of these types though

[Anonymous No.15515123]

I lived in S.F. through my mid 20's. Now I'm in L.A.

[Anonymous No.15515134]

>>15515123
please like comment and subscribe

[Anonymous No.15515182]

>>15513379

All of the things you mentioned are the result of a bubble economy. You are living on borrowed time friend. The party always ends.

[Anonymous No.15515188]

>>15515134
Upvoted

[Anonymous No.15515190]

who cares u fucking fag... go another forum to cry about your city...

[Anonymous No.15515219]

The biggest problem with SF is it's too expensive.
It's fucked up that you could earn 120k there and still be a peasant.
This is a really big problem, and to me it's not worth living there because of it.
Unfortunately lots of hot basic bitches live there for all the normie reasons you talked about, and I don't get to meet them because I'm not willing to fuck my finances up.
t. Sacramento

[Anonymous No.15515223]

>>15515182
>All of the things you mentioned are the result of a bubble economy. You are living on borrowed time friend. The party always ends.

You fucking faggot. You are the kind of cunt that moves here, acts like a douche and makes this place suck for everyone. KYS immediately.

[Anonymous No.15515256]

>>15513094
Sorry to everyone for how I sounded earlier I was baiting.
If you’re gf is here take her to golden gate park, skip the museums unless you have money. The art one is good, the science one sucks now. Take her to the big white building the conservatory of flowers, it’s very instragrammable. Also the Arboretum, which is outdoors is cheap and very cool you can explore a long time.
If you’re near the park go to gordo’s on either side, cheap taqueria that gets the job done. Also a fancy Tartine nearby now.
Land’s End is a nice spot, very instagrammable for the ladies and a beautiful view in general.
China beach and baker beach have views of the bridge, as does Crissy field, all of these are free except for the arboretum and the conservatory of flowers, but they are very cheap and if you two like plants you can see a lot of stuff, even redwoods! Big ones! Walk across the golden gate bridge. Lots of chinese/asian food too out in the sunset and richmond. Gordo’s is cheap and clean though, as are the pizzerias. The boats at Stow lake are kind of pricey but even just walking there is beautiful, this is a very nice lake, please treat all the animals nicely fren, even pigeons in the city. Please. My only request fren. Very picturesque place stow lake is.

Chestnut street is kind of expensive but it’s nice at night and the marina is nearby, the cheapest there I can think of is that pizzeria, i forget the name but orange sign. There are also like bars and ice cream and cake and cupcake places on chestnut.
Look at a satellite view of google maps and you’ll see that there is a lot of green space and coastal space, golden gate park is massive, you can talk a nice long walk along ocean beach, the marina and crissy field and golden gate bridge is a long stretch of views where you don’t need to pay, except for food.
DO NOT GO TO THE SCIENCE MUSEUM IT SUCKS AND IS EXPENSIVE.

[Anonymous No.15515263]

>>15511495
If I got a FAANG job in San Francisco, I would just live in a trailer and use all the perks the company has to offer. Save up and invest that dosh before deciding whether I want to get a place of my own somewhere cheap.

[Anonymous No.15515268]

>>15515219
I lived in sac before SF. The problem is I'm a developer and Sac is 15 years behind the curve in every way. It's ok if you don't really care about participating in the state of the art of whatever industry you are in, but everyone ambitious leaves that place and all that's left are mediocre underachievers.

[Anonymous No.15515296]

>>15515182
There is no alternative reality out there where dipshits like you are to play the hero. I hope you have a fun life waiting for a chance to get your fudge physically pushed in by the technologically and economically superior federal government fighting for its life.

[Anonymous No.15515304]

>>15512848
Never tried a nice belgian 3 year aged lambic ?

[Anonymous No.15515318]

>>15515268
I'm not a developer so that's not my problem and that's also why the pay differential there does not exceed the cost of living increase in SF for me.

[Anonymous No.15515324]

>>15515268
Also worth pointing out that more people from the bay area are moving into Sac than vice versa.

[Anonymous No.15515401]

>>15514250
NYC has a government that actually want growth though, and is the capital of a lot of HQs and NGOs

SF is run by lation SJWs who block all new developments

[Anonymous No.15515439]

I live in the Sunset so I don't care about the piss and shit-filled streets or the bums shooting up in the middle of Market Street in broad daylight or paying $3000 a moth fro a 1br I just fucking COOM

[Anonymous No.15515458]

>>15511563
wow life is better with money?

[Anonymous No.15515497]

>>15515458

[Anonymous No.15515551]

>>15511589
does he just always wear the same shirt