/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.1550936]

Why is being a M.D. so comfy?

>can't get outsourced
>people know what you do and respect you for it
>literally among the fundamentally knowledge there is
>educated and sociable colleges

Not falling for the STEM meme feels good

[Anonymous No.1550968]

>wanting to deal with the general public
nah i'm good

[Anonymous No.1550985]

>>1550936
>pretends to be MD
>pretends to be educated
>can't spell "colleagues."

[Anonymous No.1551002]

>>1550936
>Falling for the job meme
Start a clinic and get some people working for you faggot. There's a ceiling on your income, get some worker ants to bring you back the money independent of your time.

[Anonymous No.1551047]

Well, the work is already being outsourced.

Radiology and other diagnostics is being done by Pajeets overseas and nurse encroachment is definitely a concern for many physical tasks.

All in all, wouldn't recommend an MD.

[Anonymous No.1551079]

>>1551047
Honestly, meme nursing is probably the single greatest USA job but you have to tell your friends you're a nurse which fuckin sucks.

>Spend 7 years on college possibly banging insanely hot women on a regular basis, if you actually work out and take care of your body
>Learn some piss easy degree which is literally a nerfed version of MD
>Spend 3 of those years banking 50-60k depending on area which paid for your bachelors so its essentially free
>Hang out do well in class and work really hard b/c admittedly grad school nursing is legit-ish
>Get a specialization in what you want for my example take Psychiatric
>Give pills to Batman villains all day and do some general interviews to give to Psychiatrist on duty
>130K starting
>Tell girls you date that you are a psychologist
>They are cool with this and you can drive them around in your BMW and grab them on the pussy and they won't resist

That's the real shit.

[Anonymous No.1551085]

>>1551079
I am sorry for not mentioning this but you bank 50k being a nurse sorry I kinda implied they just give you the money and its definitely hard to work and go to school so didn't mean to belittle that but everything else is basically true.

[Anonymous No.1551098]

>>1551079

My friend is a psychiatric nurse and definitely does not earn much fucking money doing it.

Also you will have to have a lot of patience cleaning out people's shitty pants from where they have done a dirty protest because they didnt get their chicken tendies that day.

Terrible fucking job. You're welcome to it.

[Anonymous No.1551104]

>>1550936

>working 70+ hours a week on salary
>comfy

pick only one

[Anonymous No.1551110]

>>1551079
>>1551085
>>1551098
probably thinking of nurse practitioner

[Anonymous No.1551151]

>>1550936

> School till your 30
> life or death stress
> propping up our system of fatties, so they can keep poisoning themselves

I'm good.

[Anonymous No.1551686]

>doing all that gay labs shit
> not just doing math for actuary or other econ related math for $$$

[Anonymous No.1551689]

>job is literally rote memorization
>input symptoms output diagnosis
>watson already demonstrably better at this than any human doctor
>can't get outsourced

kek, outsourcing is the least of your worries

[Anonymous No.1551701]

>entire job done by a website

[Anonymous No.1551707]

>>1550936
>school until you're 30
>80 hour workweeks
>constantly on call
I just had a surgery done remotely by some guy from eastern europe operating a robot. The future is here.

[Anonymous No.1551741]

>>1551079
>but you have to tell your friends you're a nurse which fuckin sucks.
why does it suck? There's no stigma over being a male nurse anymore, everyone knows its a really well paying job.

[Anonymous No.1551761]

>>1550936
>school til age 30
>quarter million in debt
>doctors replaced by diagnosis AI, fully automated surgeries, etc by age 35
>out of a job with no skills other than a head full of otherwise useless information
>not a meme