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>Holds Link, all in
>Never listens to nigger music, instead listens to Tool, Shpongle and sometimes to Pink Floyd
>Reads Nietzsche and Kierkegaard, then when they stop being enough, he talks with other based anons and thinks for himself
>Does drugs by himself in the dark, where he ascends
>Has a gf he met when she was a virgin and made her his degenerate whore
>Will have kids, despite him seeing both the for and against arguments as futile, but because he wants a distraction from all the philosophy and the gf by herself isn't enough
>Goes to /fit/ from time to time, he's not as degenerate as them, he doesn't shitpost about bear mode men raping him in the shower, but he lifts and likes the memes there
>Not afraid of death or poverty, in fact not afraid at all, he just watches clown world play all around him and once chainlink moons, he will buy silver for the next depression.

>> No.15508119

>>15508105
Also I forgot:
>always ready to kill himself honorably with seppuku if things get fucked up beyond repair, he'll take death instead of dishonor any day.

>> No.15508144

>>15508105
>holds link, all in
>do listen to nigger music, 2pac biggie
>browse biz
>does no drug
>only date thotts
>will have kids
>does not goes to /fit because he doesnt delude himself
>embrace the recession

>> No.15508152

>>15508144
I also forgot:
>biggie and 2pac isn't nigger music it's based desu

>> No.15508227

>>15508152
>Doesn’t mention nipsey hussle.
Opinion disregarded

>> No.15508231

>holds link, 80% of his portfolio
>Gets married, has kids. Also has an archive of damaging photos, videos, and audio of the wife. If she ever tries to divorce him he uses it to get the kids and have her pay child support.
>Chill job in some technical field where he's respected because he knows his shit, so he gets away with being late and taking 2 hour lunches.
>Listens to techno, >no that's shitty dubstep, >no that's house, it's ok, >no deadmau5 is a faggot.
>Jesus is his king. He fears God's wrath and will never fall into degeneracy.

>> No.15508234

>>15508105
You sound boring

>> No.15508249

>>15508105
>listens to Tool, Shpongle and sometimes to Pink Floyd
Based. This new Tool album is starting to grow on me already, 7empest is fuckin insane!
All the rest is pretty based as well, except for the Link part. You seem cool bro, let's smoke dmt sometime

>> No.15508254

>>15508105
>Does drugs
Never gonna make it

>> No.15508256

>>15508105
This is very similar to my life

>> No.15508296

No one cares about how you live your life faggots

>> No.15508320

>>15508105
Wish this could be me.

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15508662

>>15508152
don't forget e-40 (seriously)
https://youtu.be/Zr9u77-rKOQ

>> No.15508689

>>15508105
>tool, shpongle, pink floyd
lierally babbies first time smoking weed tier, might as well be nigger music
>nietzche kierkegaard
also entry level
>degenerating a virgin
okay so you're a faggot
>wants kids
you're never going to have them + you would be a terrible father

>> No.15508729
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15508729

Literally me except >tfwnogf

>> No.15508844

>>15508105
You will never breed.

>> No.15509247

shut up

>> No.15509294

>>15508105
youre me

>> No.15509356

>>15508105
>>15508144
>all in LINK
>electronic music only because hard rock and rap are low IQ pleb tier