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How do I profit from oil sprinklers

>> No.15494333

>>15494310
damn. the fallout from when that went off during a fire would be immense

>> No.15494348

Hilarious would watch

>> No.15494355

>>15494333
lol

>> No.15494371

>>15494333
can we get these installed just so this inevitably happens

>> No.15494378

>>15494310
Do Americans really do this?

>> No.15494385

>>15494333
just use a non-flammable lubricant then

>> No.15494389

>>15494378
You're more likely to get struck by lightning than be involved in a school shooting. Don't fall for the CNN NPC news, faggot.

>> No.15494391

>>15494310
Shit-for-brains control our bureaucracy

>> No.15494461

>>15494333
Non-flammable oil then

>> No.15494462

>what are nonslip shoes

>> No.15494495

>>15494462
What about j lube?

>> No.15494512

>>15494385
>>15494333
but holy fucking shit, this would still be a terrible fucking system. imagine a false alarm and then the entire campus is covered in oil. hhahahaha holy shit

>> No.15494551

>>15494310
By starting a cleaning company that specializes in cleaning the mess those sprinklers make.

>> No.15494704
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15494704

>>15494385
>>15494461
you going to condemn schoolkids to be sliding helplessly around the corridors while the school burns, may as well make their suffering brief. Olive Oil spray turn your average wastepaper basket fie into Inescapable Vietnam Hell. You more or less re-inventing napalm
>Luigi Sprinklers, The Kiddie Crinklers

>> No.15494735

>>15494310
Hehehe Imagine the kids try to run but are sticked to the oil and fall and the next generation just hast a sawdust with them.

>> No.15494775
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15494775

>imagine gliding down the hallway blasting away as all the panicked students are falling all over themselves
easy pickings

>> No.15494944

>>15494385
and have the kids waddle like a beached seal trying to avoid the gunman?
sounds like its easier on the gunman. Imagine 300 slippery kids trying to push their way out of a exit

>> No.15494951

>>15494310
How about we just stop prescribing the SSRIs that are making people want to go out and commit murders?

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>>15494944
>sliding/moving target practice
this shit turned out to be better than I first anticipated