/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.15490312]

New thread edition... it was time

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>>15482572

[Anonymous No.15490328]

1st for fuck bears

[Anonymous No.15490331]

Buy Bitcoin. Dow is heading to 3K fair value

[Anonymous No.15490334]

>>15490328
AHEM...fuck bulls

[Anonymous No.15490337]

Someone got the google drive for the books?

[Anonymous No.15490354]

>>15490337
Just use libgen, I tried looking through the drive for Graham’s basic book, but I could only find the other one, Security Analysis.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.15490365]

>>15490305
I am not a furry. Monstergirls are not furries. Any „furry“ I happen to be attracted to is a statistical outlier that any young white male in the 18-35 demographic would also be attracted to naturally. Furthermore, I hate gay people, possession of weed should be a felony, 14 year olds should be given a rifle, islam is a religion of hate and violence, and Trump will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

LCI to $0.00

[Anonymous No.15490386]

buy tencent

[Anonymous No.15490420]

Guys I need to buy more etsy but I'm outta cash. Wat do?

I can put another $1000 into it on the 15th, but this feels like not enough.

[Anonymous No.15490421]

Dividend bros - when do you sell?

[Anonymous No.15490422]

>>15490337
Thanks man

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15490425]

Does anyone know anything about RKDA?

asking for a friend...

[Anonymous No.15490426]

Ahhhhhhh if I bought almost any stock on my watchlist in the morning, I'd be up like 3% - 5%. And a different stock I was watching yesterday, couldve bought it but I was being cheap again trying to save a penny a share. Last I saw it was up like almost 20 cents a share (compared to the price I couldve paid). At the same time I'm having trouble pulling the trigger. I DO NOT WANT ALL MY CASH STUCK IN STOCK THE MOMENT THE STOCK MARKET CRASHES. If it was 2010 itd be a different story but right now? Nahh to scared. Anyone have an idea when its a good time to pull out to buy cheap stock should a recession or depression hit within the next 5 years RATHER than getting stuck holding heavy bags?

[Anonymous No.15490439]

>>15490421
you don't sell you DRIP

[Anonymous No.15490443]

>>15490365
>possession of weed should be felony
weird if serious. this doesn't fit into the rest

[Anonymous No.15490447]

Bros, you guys buying M? Trading at just under $15, at 52 week lows, with 10.5% annual dividend, paid quarterly. They're getting hit with tariffs but that's it.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15490452]

>>15490426
>Anyone have an idea when its a good time to pull out to buy cheap stock should a recession or depression hit within the next 5 years RATHER than getting stuck holding heavy bags?

[Anonymous No.15490455]

>>15490365
1. Gays = less competition in the sexual marketplace
2. Weed legalization -> more progress in legalization of psychedelic mushrooms, which have shown amazing results in relieving depression, anxiety, and PTSD in the medium to long term. Not just microdosing, but tripping shows benefits that’s last long after the trip. For those of us who don’t want to depend on SSRI’s and benzos all our lives, there’s reason to be excited.
3. 14-year olds should be given a Juul, (16-year olds who are sexy developed females and not retarded kids should be given muh dick)
4. Islam is a religion of hate, and Trump is going to waste so much money on construction of a physical wall instead of a badass hi-tech drone army.

[Anonymous No.15490457]

>>15490365
>LCI to 0
>best generic drug company atm
Ok

[Anonymous No.15490467]

>>15490421
ideally never, just hold quality (at least thats the plan). or ive also heard you should sell if the company's fundamentals change for the worse

>>15490447
you also forgot the part where they are the next sears. i wouldnt bother touching this falling knife

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15490471]

>>15490457
he's still new.. he doesn't understand yet...

[Anonymous No.15490478]

>>15490455
Just found out shrooms were decriminalized in Oakland, CA? How do I go about acquiring some, or acquiring some spores the next time I visit?

>>15490439
This.
>tfw only 25.1294 shares of MRK

[Anonymous No.15490486]

do you get more dividend money for the more shares you have? how does it work

[Anonymous No.15490495]

>>15490300
Who's buying cheapies tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.15490503]

>>15490486
"4chan" gives a dividend of 1 dollar a year. If you own 100 "4chans" you get 100 bucks when they pay out. If it pays out monthly you would get 100/12 per month.

[Anonymous No.15490504]

Get fucked stock fags. Your ponzi has gone on long enough. Can’t wait to see this faggot market come crashing down into oblivion. It’s long overdo. Must be nice watching endless money get printed to prop up your gay markets. Soon. Soon.

[Anonymous No.15490510]

>>15490486
Duh

[Anonymous No.15490522]

>Must be nice watching endless money get printed to prop up your gay markets.
I mean... yeah it is. As long as you’re not poor or an actual babyboomer, you should have some money in the stock market, and you’d be enjoying the ride.

[Anonymous No.15490528]

>>15490504
Anon hurry tell me when you personally believe it will come crashing. I realized I need to cash out some positions.

[Anonymous No.15490529]

>>15490328
Based

>>15490334
Not based

[Anonymous No.15490534]

>>15490495
I have puts so I need it to get MOAR cheepies

[Anonymous No.15490542]

>>15490503
based helper fren

[Anonymous No.15490546]

>>15489914
Big Green
Winner bulls win again

[God of Calls !!oZXahFyAqDi No.15490552]

>>15490426
Dude the market is turning bullish... it's almost time to long SPY and QQQ

[Anonymous No.15490564]

>>15490504
i would love the market to crash, i get to buy discounted companies

[God of Calls !!oZXahFyAqDi No.15490576]

>>15490457
there is some serious money that came into LCI recently.. look at the volume...

[Anonymous No.15490591]

>>15490564
galt is discounted right now. lci also

[Anonymous No.15490626]

>>15490365
Bird girls arent monster girls

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15490627]

>>15490591
>galt is discounted right now
where the fuck is pendy with some catalyst updates?

I'm going to try and get in on the next major shake out..

[Anonymous No.15490628]

And so another day comes to a close. He has climbed some more. He has busted the 52w high but fret not there's still time! For you to get in on this Divvy action before he gets very close to Comcast's price.

AMRN is up today, more good news has came down from the ceo's mouth. Nov can't get here quick enough; I'm looking forward to my Green Bags of cash. My bank accounts are low, this will replenish them very fast and soon. All the more good for me later in life when I retire and kick back to enjoy the good life while I still can move around.

[Anonymous No.15490637]

>>15490591
im not talking about your retarded meme stocks

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15490683]

>>15490637
why do you have to wait for market crash to buy discounted stocks?? if you look into the market close enough.. you'll see that there are actually stocks that exist that aren't on the s&p500................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

[Anonymous No.15490696]

>>15490637
Memestocks are the blood and soul of /smg/

[Anonymous No.15490699]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.15490709]

>>15490683
I literally only buy stocks that fit that description

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15490721]

>>15490709
you only buy stocks on the s&p 500??

[Anonymous No.15490745]

>>15490683
>why do you have to wait for market crash to buy discounted stocks
because some stocks i want arent discounted right now. and i dont care if stocks are in the s&p500 or not, just happens that good companies are recognized as good by other investors, who would have thought

[Anonymous No.15490749]

>>15490683
its also not difficult to trade stocks in a downtrend but apparently puny Small Specs require Armageddon of this great nation just to make a buck

[Anonymous No.15490773]

>>15490696
I have a meme penny stock for you if youd line to here it.

[Anonymous No.15490779]

>>15490699
What
Is
Your
Buy
Sell
Stratrgy

[Anonymous No.15490790]

>>15490773
It better not be pink sheet dogshits.

[Anonymous No.15490791]

>>15490749
Eh, it was MUCH easier for me to buy stocks in December than it is now.

And some folks here don’t have the 25k to avoid pdt flags. I think there are at least, we share the board with people who bought LINK, so who knows.

>>15490699
Based, buy Merck before ex-date

[Anonymous No.15490800]

Am I glad I sold my penny stock a few weeks ago at a loss. Trading has become halted for it. Lost $450 but it beats losing $4,000. There's some delusional guy saying its good news because it means something good is going on. At least I learned my lesson with that penny stock. Been avoiding penny stocks under a certain threshold.

[Anonymous No.15490821]

>>15490790
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[Anonymous No.15490838]

>>15490627
>>15490627
FDA approval of phase 3 trial for cirrhosis without varices soon, possibly followed by a buyout.
If no buyout, then I think the worst which can happen is i stuck bagholding for 2-3 years through a small dilution to complete the trial. They have half the cash needed for that trial right now. But their drug is good and pressure is big on BPs to get their hands on it.

also buy KHC after successful GALT trial. mmm the synergy....

[Anonymous No.15490839]

>>15490821
Grug see vision
Rock market go boom boom

[Anonymous No.15490881]

When we buying these JNJ, MRK, UNH cheapies? Or is Diamond Joe gonna let us down while Warren cuts our nuts off?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrGA5SWUCS4

[Anonymous No.15490902]

>>15490696

Truth.

[Anonymous No.15490906]

>>15490838
When is soon?
I have to sell things before being able to buy GALT. Also what is pt?

[Anonymous No.15490908]

>>15490839
Theyve got some good tech.

They have his shoebox scanner they think they can put in every airport in the US.

Hate taking your shoes off at the airport? Hate having to see laquisha's disgusting bunyons and 4 inch toe claws? This tech would enable would be flyers to keep shoes on, while being able to scan the whole shoe top to bottom.

It would greatly reduce wait times in airports while making TSA agents job easier, and travellers happier.

[Anonymous No.15490941]

>>15490420
Options dumbass

[Anonymous No.15490946]

>>15490908
>he's not TSA pre-checked
Dude just get it. No need to get your flaccid dick irradiated every time you want to take a short flight. And you don't have to take your shoes off or take your laptop out of your bag or anything like that.

[Anonymous No.15490956]

>>15490779
Buy undervalued or fairly valued dividend growth stocks.

Never sell (unless there's a fundamental problem with the company).

Reinvest all dividends into the same company through a DRIP program until you've reached a full/oversized position, then use those dividends for increasing other positions or initiating new positions.

Rinse and repeat until your passive income covers all your necessary expenses as well comfort expenses = financial freedom.

Then do whatever the fuck you want because you don't actually need an employer

[Anonymous No.15490959]

>>15490941
>Turning time from an ally to an adversary

[Anonymous No.15490964]

>>15490946
Bro im pitching here.

Not everyone lives like us. Think smaller, we have to think about what the common peasant has to go through on a day to day basis.

[Anonymous No.15490984]

Could you suggest one stock high risks/ high returns? Which one? Which field should I invest in? SIlver? Crispr? Waiting for a recession then buying Sangamo? Zoomer here looking for high risk / high reward stocks. But better wait recession, riding ilver and gold for a x5 then which kind of hype should I buy? ARMN? what do you think about?

[Anonymous No.15490994]

>>15490956
>Not keeping working and DRiPping to buy more and more stock until you can take JNJ private

>>15490964
You know that those bodyscanners only got put in because the company that made them had ties to the people running the TSA?

I'm not investing in a company like that unless I know they've got some insider advantage like that.

I'd rather just buy more UNH, JNJ, MRK as it gets cheaper. Or fucking PEP, BRK.B, DIS, and MO.

[God of Calls !!oZXahFyAqDi No.15491001]

>>15490984
gbtc or hut

[Anonymous No.15491002]

>>15490906
>>15490906
Check their latest presentations for some good info. First patient is expected this fall. Buyout? Dunno. Basically anytime, but I am guessing sometime next year. The trial will be completed in 2022. If successfull, (which it will be) the price will skyrocket, so a smart buyout should be before that obviously. This shakeout might also be a signal, so i am afraid to wait too much for it to go lower.
Also their drug goes well with anti PD-1 therapies, and no other galectin-3 inhibitor to reach the market soon. hence the buyout pressure.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.15491006]

>>15490984
upro/tmf/svxy mix on a 54/41/5 % allocation is the ultimate zoomer portfolio. Once I hit 100 lots I‘m going to also write calls on upro. I rebalance daily.

[Anonymous No.15491018]

>>15490994
Excellent point! And im happy you brought that up. Lets take a look at the management team and advisors

DOUGLAS SMITH
Advisory Board
Douglas Smith, former Assistant Secretary for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. Douglas is currently the CEO of i3Ops, a leading company in the Artificial Intelligence space focusing on national security applications. Smith brings over two decades of international experience in business development, communications, coalition building, public policy, and creating and managing public-private partnerships among Federal, State and local governments, and private industry. He has managed large-scale special projects and initiatives both within and outside of government. Douglas is a frequent public speaker both domestically and internationally and regularly appears on national television as an expert on national security and managing crisis.

Dana Wheeler
Director, President and CEO
Recognized Industry Veteran with over 35 years’ experience in RF, Microwave and Millimeter-wave technologies. Proven track record of successful start-ups, mergers and acquisitions. Past positions with M/A-Com, Millitech, Lockheed Martin, Harmonix Corp (HXI), Terabeam, Proxim and founder of Radio Physics Inc. Mr. Wheeler is a graduate of the University of Massachusetts, Dartmouth.

[Anonymous No.15491026]

>>15490959
Time is always the enemy dumbass

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.15491038]

>>15491018
>Dana Wheeler
>Mr. Wheeler
who the fuck names their son Dana? That‘s a girl‘s name!

[Anonymous No.15491041]

>>15491026
ting ting ting

Everyone laugh at this retard while compounding your DRiP returns

[Anonymous No.15491042]

Why do so many of you cunts on smg namefag?
fucking boomers

[Anonymous No.15491046]

>>15490467
Except Macys has all the cool brands yuppies love. Girls almost always go and shop there because they have to try on the clothes. As long as girls are spending money on frivolities and being good consumers Macys is gonna be juuuuuust fine. Appliances, on the other hand, not so much. Sears had been dying for a long time.

[Anonymous No.15491047]

>>15490946
>traveling to places

shiggy

[Anonymous No.15491048]

>>15491038
Diana is the girl version. I have an uncle named Dana, hes very manly and smart. Good genes.

[Anonymous No.15491049]

>>15491001
why?
>>15491006
thanks. why?

[Anonymous No.15491054]

>>15491042

we're fags

[Anonymous No.15491056]

>>15491038
hey
hey you

Juul today, there's no risks, tell your friends

sell your guns to buy more juuls, chicks dig it.

>>15491047
last place I went is oakland, next place I go, probably oakland.

Gonna have to figure out where i can trip shrooms though, if it really is decriminalized there.

[Anonymous No.15491061]

>>15491047
time to buy the dudeweed420 yet?

[Anonymous No.15491065]

>>15491026
>Time is always the enemy dumbass
>the average """"investor""""
my fucking sides

[Anonymous No.15491067]

>>15490838
A lot of things hinting at a buyout or partnership too. Most notably the recent conversion of preferred to common. The share structure is now clean and tidy.

[Anonymous No.15491073]

>>15490984
If you are thinking about CRISPR something in your investing strategy went wrong. If Elon Musk seems like a great CEO step back and look at yourself. If you can’t find any meme stocks in your portfolio you aren’t going to make it

[Anonymous No.15491074]

>>15490906
oh yeah, pt? don't know yet, 15 at least, but 30 is still conservative

[Anonymous No.15491077]

>>15491061
why would baesbool poster know anything about that?

But it does seem like it bottomed out, and now CNBC is pimping my bags.

[Anonymous No.15491083]

>>15491056
What do you think? Dont ignore me. Put this little guy on your radar.>>15491018

[Anonymous No.15491089]

wew, turns out cannabis cures autism and cancer... BLAZEIT420SMOKEWEEDEVERYDAYYYY

>>15491083
eh... seems flimsy

[Anonymous No.15491091]

>>15491077
Thats my favorite poster since robinhood general sir. I always know who he is

[Anonymous No.15491095]

I'm so broke I spent all of my money on stocks and now I've only got like 3 months of emergency fund

[Anonymous No.15491098]

>>15491056
>Juul today, there's no risks, tell your friends
>sell your guns to buy more juuls, chicks dig it.

>>15491061

It looks like it. HMMJ ETF is showing some support down at the bottom around a similar level to the christmas eve 2018 low. Pic related. This ETF is mostly Canadian tickers. The US operators have already started to make early moves towards bullish reversals. Except for Acreage. Acreage is selling off like its shares carry leprosy atm.

[Anonymous No.15491115]

>>15491065
Then put all your money in spy and sit on your ass if you love time so much

[Anonymous No.15491117]

Fucking Gottlieb is on this CNBC doc, scaring people away from cannabis now too. His hairdye is eating away at his brain... He's just trying to pump PFE...

>>15491098
Did you mean to quote me?

Will I ever make my money back in CGC? Is it time to buy the dip yet? Holy shit I'm already so fucking down...

[Anonymous No.15491119]

>>15491067
yeah, in fact some anon posted a huge list of arguments similar to this few days ago, which made me absolutely convinced.
everything points in that direction. the rights offering, even the phase 3 trial itself is started to get a better deal in a buyout

[Anonymous No.15491120]

>>15491098
I bought the MJ ETF today, up 1 percentile so far.
I feel bad for my uncle though whom bought the top like a straight up smol spec

[God of Calls !!oZXahFyAqDi No.15491127]

>>15491049
because hut is a solid company and will pump with bitcoin. gbtc if you wont want the hassle to buy bitcoin on an exchange.

[Anonymous No.15491132]

>>15490994
why you wouldn't invest into them?

[Anonymous No.15491134]

>>15491056
I live in Oakland and it’s everywhere. Come kick it - during winter you can make a cool hike out of it and gather your own grub

[Anonymous No.15491137]

>>15491117
What did you buy CGC at? I did 350% on them. Sold before last two earnngs. Ill re enter under 30s( monoply money)

[Anonymous No.15491142]

>>15491089
Just want to make you watchlist partner. Trying to share futuee wealth.

[Anonymous No.15491143]

>>15491115
see >>15491041
im not an index fag, all i have to do is buy high quality & undervalued companies and wait

[Anonymous No.15491148]

>>15491095

My nigga. I'm gonna do the same thing buying up cheap stocks during the next recession, I can't wait.

[Anonymous No.15491151]

>>15491117
>Did you mean to quote me?

Yes. Everybody buy MO and we shall all ride the vapor train to clound 9+1.

>Will I ever make my money back in CGC?

Perhaps. I trade the dude weed but I dunno what the dude weed is gonna do. I guess and cross fingers a lot of the time. So much of it depends on the political climate about it feeling just right so retail fomos in like mad.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.15491157]

>>15490838
>>15491067
>>15490627
got kind of burnt out repeating myself over and over again to the same memers
me and other anons have posted extensive DD on it, I just want to make sure people remember it when the time comes

[Anonymous No.15491158]

>>15491143
>buys khc ge and other “undervalued companies”
Go for it anon, post your gainz

[Anonymous No.15491172]

>stock cucks
Did y'all watch the new blacked with Riley Reid and friend?

[Anonymous No.15491176]

>>15491158
>post gainz
yeah my everyday 3% price fluctuations?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15491180]

>>15491157
>got kind of burnt out repeating myself over and over again to the same memers
its honestly the same 2-3 people.. really fucking annoying.. this thread would be so much better if we didn't have those 2-3 anons that constantly just go against the grain............

[Anonymous No.15491184]

>>15491157
fuck yeah, i made the collage. i'm a part of history

[Anonymous No.15491188]

>>15491176
Probably better that way for yourself

[Anonymous No.15491197]

>>15490721
that aren't

[God of Calls !!oZXahFyAqDi No.15491199]

>>15491117
>Will I ever make my money back in CGC? Is it time to buy the dip yet? Holy shit I'm already so fucking down...
I was hoping to see a bounce today with cgc and acb but it didnt.. we're are either close to bounce from there or the cannabis bubble is bursting to 2017 levels. since the spx is bullish we are very close to a bottom here imo.. i'm kinda bullish and ready to buy once it shows some strength

[Anonymous No.15491207]

>>15490908
What ticker is this stock?

[Anonymous No.15491211]

>>15491143
Oh I still like indexxing, I always have at least 10K in VTSAX, but I'm really thinking I should get my shit the fuck out and put it into SPLV.

>>15491151
Thanks beisbro, MOBROS RISE UP
...+another 67.485 shares in my IRA
I don't know how it got so huge, I build my position too high and too heavy. My fucking bags...
>50 shares of CGC at a 39.30 average cost

[Anonymous No.15491217]

>>15491120
AHHHHHH IM LITERALLY THE SMOLSPEC LOSER AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.15491223]

>>15491217

this is a good pinkjak

[Anonymous No.15491227]

>>15491207
Oh a nibble.

PRT:CSE
PLRTF:OTCQB

[Anonymous No.15491234]

>>15491148
ye I've got some of it in $BND for that

[Anonymous No.15491235]

>>15491157
it's a shame really. i learned not to take lightly the autism of 4chan.
And it turns out that LCI and GALT are truly once in a lifetime chances, with one immediately following the other...

[Anonymous No.15491236]

>>15491211

I'm Jelly, I want them fat 7% Divys, i'm waiting for a good pull back in the market, then i'm loading up on MO

[Anonymous No.15491243]

>>15491234

[Anonymous No.15491256]

>>15491236
What are your thoughts on Canadian Energy sector? Ive got a 13% yield on a beaten down name. Theyve got a great balance sheet though and havnt touched their dividend in 20 years. Its safe.

[Anonymous No.15491278]

>>15491217
Invictus MD opened up 20% today and still managed to fucking close red.

I am uniroically financially ruined and it's all because of these fucking dude weed small caps.

[Anonymous No.15491287]

>>15491256
I think I'm bullish but I also just bought husky energy just in time to eat a 25% hit to my initial position with them so maybe don't listen to me.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.15491293]

>>15491157
damn you've updated the collage. I should update mine now that galt hit $3

[Anonymous No.15491308]

Anyone keeping tabs on MDR?

[Anonymous No.15491310]

>>15491236
MO is already dirt cheap, i would personally suggest buying a little here and there in case the share price takes back off

[Anonymous No.15491318]

>>15491223
I know bro... it's my "did i just bought the top again?" wojac

>>15491236
Is this a joke? They just set 52 week lows, they're basically where they were at the December Powell Cheapies level...

Shit, I maybe I should liquidate my Spidersilk and failed BollingerBandNation bags and shove more cash into tobacco. I don't love that BAT is trying to fuck with them in Japan though...

>>15491293
>while working as a mailman
still?

[Anonymous No.15491339]

Anyone know what this pattern is called???

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.15491341]

>>15491318
my boss hasn't laid me off yet, i thought he was gonna do it at the end of august but i guess not. He fired my assistant in front of me though. poor bastard almost went to tears. idk. im looking for a new job atm.

[Anonymous No.15491347]

>>15491318
Oops, I was wrong, the 52-week low is still December's $42.40, while the low set recently is 43.07

[Anonymous No.15491349]

>>15490984
FSLY

[Anonymous No.15491359]

Oh shit, there's a Nintendo direct right now?
How the hell does anyone follow all their stocks. I'm starting to think I should stick to just like 2 stocks and leveraged trading off of tweets.

[God of Calls !!oZXahFyAqDi No.15491362]

>>15490425
dont know anything fundamentally but we have some monstrous bullish divergence on the monthly chart.

[Anonymous No.15491366]

>>15490984
Alternatively PAYS is on the low now and can easily noon to 15-16 at any given notice
Buy that up hard, flip it when it hits 15 and instant profit

[Anonymous No.15491368]

>>15491235
>GALT
Lmfao

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15491369]

>>15491359
>How the hell does anyone follow all their stocks.
have stocks that you don't have to pay attention to then just have a few stocks that you're actively trading...

[Anonymous No.15491378]

>>15491256

I'm not sure if there are tax consequences for owning and trading Canadian energy stocks, might be the reason they pay high dividends?

[Anonymous No.15491383]

>>15491318
lol, if you newr, you somehow managed to pick the only stock that didnt complete BBA already. Its actually in the BBB zone still on day 4, very rare thing.

[Anonymous No.15491384]

>>15491369
Right now I’m mostly in QYLD and playing the crab. Hoping lci hits above 15 by janurary. Already sold my shares. I think we have +12 months of bull so slowly diversifying again out of qyld. I max my rh margin for qyld divvies

[Anonymous No.15491385]

>>15491378
We have TFSAs (tax free savings) No taxes on any investments under their umbrella of a TFSA.

[God of Calls !!oZXahFyAqDi No.15491386]

>>15490495
i wouldnt try to catch some falling knife on that one but do as you please.

[Anonymous No.15491391]

>>15491310

MO was a 20 dollar stock during the Great Recession. Don't be shocked if it drops back a bit.

[Anonymous No.15491396]

>MRK and UNH are 2 of the only 3 red stocks on the Dow 30 today
#$%@

>>15491383
Fucking yikes... I have a feeling I'm going to get time-stopped out and just have to take my loss. Is this your proprietary strategy, or if I look up to it can I find experts on it?

>>15491391
sheeeeet... wonder what the yield was back then

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.15491397]

>>15491384
absolutely based. you're gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.15491399]

Options trading going good for now, too bad I'm a brainlet and will probably lose it all in one uneducated blow

[Anonymous No.15491412]

>>15491399

[Anonymous No.15491420]

>>15491399
>>15491412

[Anonymous No.15491435]

>>15491287
Ive been flip flopping on oil mid term. Hard to tell, but these stocks are definitely battered down. Oil needs to stick around mid 50s, would be great if hit 60 again.

The company is Vermilion energy, great balance sheet, one of the most healthy in the sector. Hedge managers pressuring them to drop the dividend but the long time ceo is prettt adamant about not touching it.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.15491453]

>>15491399
>>15491412
>>15491420
you should know better than to purchase short term options, Biblebro.

Ecclesiastes 1:9

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.15491459]

>>15491368
Don't make me do it

[Anonymous No.15491474]

>>15491396
>>15491318
>>15491310

According to Yahoo Finance the short term and long term outlook for MO is Bearish

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.15491485]

>>15491474
MO is going to $30...........

[Anonymous No.15491486]

>>15491474

Woops meant to extend that chart out to 2019, my bad, either way outlook is not very positive.

[Anonymous No.15491494]

>>15491396
This might not be what you want to hear but...
You need to buy 25% more tommrow immediately to save your position, (rules of the BBA to BBB conundrum)

[Anonymous No.15491498]

>>15491453
I've been waiting for dips on my watchlist, then buying month or two out calls on companies I like and riding up until I feel comfortable selling. I'm not biblebro, but honored you mistook a newfag like me for biblebro

[Anonymous No.15491557]

>>15491474
>>15491486
dont give a shit about some retard's guess, all i suggested was to average in, all the way down. would love it if it dropped to 30, just saying (P/E is already 11, not much further to drop)

[Anonymous No.15491568]

>>15491494
Oh no...
For reals? I could just do it now while Schwab afterhours is open.

Does it still apply if I've turned sour on the story? Are you just trying to make my losses even larger so my tears can prep the bull?

>>15491474
Thanks bro, just sold, the charts never lie.

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.15491615]

Sold 1 of my 3 SLV call spreads today just to take a little profit. Been a hell of a run.

[Anonymous No.15491654]

>>15491293
You're a mailman? How did you become one?

[Anonymous No.15491662]

>>15491339
Haahaaha another time traveler, why are you them LCI's Sept. 10, 2019 stock price?

[Anonymous No.15491701]

>>15491339
“Please fuck my wife”

[Anonymous No.15491719]

Redpill me biz, what am I doing wrong? Do I just have to give it some time?

[Anonymous No.15491768]

>>15491719
>Put Viab at $24
Wat

[Anonymous No.15491770]

>>15491498
what are you option trading

[Anonymous No.15491779]

>>15491719
all good things come to those who wait

[Anonymous No.15491782]

MFA - has 11% div and has been consistent for me for past 6 months, considering investing another £5000 into it, and another £5000 at the start of next financial year, anyone else have anything invested with them? I don't know America housing market, how're things looking over there? MFA got recommended on biz a while back by a kind anon

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.15491784]

>>15491779
Wait too long and expire worthless :(

[Anonymous No.15491792]

>>15491615
Get some physical Ag or regret whilst serving Combos in your 60s

[Anonymous No.15491795]

>>15490504
>Get fucked stock fags. Your ponzi has gone on long enough. Can’t wait to see this faggot market come crashing down into oblivion. It’s long overdo. Must be nice watching endless money get printed to prop up your gay markets.
What is Tether?

[Anonymous No.15491798]

>>15490800
Just put a few hundo in .01c penny stocks. Cant go any lower without going bankrupt, and if it moves up .01c you've doubled your money. Double or nothing baby, no rollercoasters in between like those other stocks. Just a straight shot up or down.

[Anonymous No.15491799]

>>15491568
ok this terrible company will go to at least 58.5 in the next few weeks, but Im taking something from you in exchange

[Anonymous No.15491822]

>>15491799
>going back up $2
Great...

You've taken my initial investment and you have my faith in Golden-Bull-style investing, what more could you want? Retweets?

I miss the days before Junji Ito became shit normie teenage thots would wear on their edgy t-shirts.

[Anonymous No.15491837]

What is the point of wasting money on stocks when you can buy LINK?

[Anonymous No.15491851]

>>15491837
stop shilling your worthless shitcoins faggot

[Anonymous No.15491855]

hey bros as a recent college grad earning like 26k a year after taxes do I have any realistic investment options with student and car loans? Should I also drop my gun hobby since its literally shooting money?

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.15491870]

>>15491855
Honestly that depends on your income after necessary expenses and your investment goals, but I would that you should probably focus on servicing that debt with any extra income.

>>15491792
Only serving I'm gonna be doing in my 60s is on the tennis court, bub

[Anonymous No.15491904]

>>15491485
When?

[Anonymous No.15491910]

>>15491822
When it strikes 58.5 I take some of your happiness and will

[Anonymous No.15491968]

>>15491719
This is coming from someone who has traded 2 months, so grain of salt.

Diversify your share portfolio but not your options portfolio. Options should be used to intensify holdings you have. (Or dont, naked)
I.e. companies that you have greatly researched.

Or just get luckier at gambling.

[Anonymous No.15492081]

>>15491234
> I've got some of it in $BND for that
why?

[Anonymous No.15492120]

>>15491474

Caution on following advice of those automated outlook scales. They operate by gauging short and long term trend, as well as simple checks on whether the price is above or below the simple moving averages of 20 days, 50 days, and 200 days. Below all three will spit out a big red BEARISH AS FUCK outlook. That's just how these things work.

For this reason, the automatic outlook thingies will frequently say bullish across the board at the peak of a parabolic move, and bearish across the board after a period spent in falling channel. They will always lag the price action and frequently indicate the opposite outlook of the short term probable reality. For instance, if you looked at the outlook for Tilray on the day of the peak at $300, it would have said bullish on all three time frames (it is now trading at $30).

Back on the topic of MO, it's true it has not broken bullish yet. However, there is reason to believe it is near the short term bottom. Closed at 44.30 today. Recent low was 43.07, January 24th, 2019 low was 42.40. Higher low over the January low OR double bottom at the January low are both possible.

[Anonymous No.15492121]

>>15491770
OLLI, LCI, AMD, and GE
GE has been my only non profitable trade so far out of these

[Anonymous No.15492143]

>>15492121
as someone who has some significant buying power

what should i short/call from
OLLI
LCI
AMD

[Anonymous No.15492145]

>>15492120
>They will always lag the price action and frequently indicate the opposite outlook of the short term probable reality

This is the case around pivot points, mind you. Trend reversals.

[Anonymous No.15492176]

>>15492121
also what do you think about my portfolio here

>>15491719

[Anonymous No.15492212]

>>15492176
>>15492143
I'm a 20 yr old zoomer who doesn't do anything but play games, don't take advise from me, but your safest bet is to get olli calls

[Anonymous No.15492232]

AMRN will kick the FDA's ass come Nov. To much positive data/reviews for the FDA to ignore. If they (FDA) deny AMRN in the face of so much damning evidence to the contrary that will only make them look like fools and the ass clowns that they are. Then you got the Profit aspect. (which I'm sure plays no part in it, yeah right, and I'm the tooth fairy). How'd it look if Europe, Canada, Asia, etc all got AMRN's drug and the Profits that comes with it yet the U.S got the shaft? I'm sure Big Pharma knows exactly how much Profit they'd get over 10 years and the thought of maybe missing out is terrifying. So yeah.. lots of incentive there to grant approval.

[Anonymous No.15492276]

>>15491910
It's always around that level, give or take. Are you just saying that's the best I can hope for in the short term?

I wouldn't recommend trying to steal any of my emotions or will, they're not suited for everyone. But I won't stop you from trying.

[Anonymous No.15492293]

>>15492232
Call option for amen? Short term puts?

[Anonymous No.15492303]

>>15490312
Holy shit I just saw that story about Jerry Jones making money on CRK, I never knew about this stock but its actually fucking nuts. Look how many 50 and 100%+ its had in the last 5 years also it has options. I think I might study this one further.

[Anonymous No.15492331]

Anyone playing CRWD earnings tomorrow? Thinking about a couple 9/27 87 88 call spreads

[Anonymous No.15492336]

>>15492176
Your folio is pretty standard high caps, which is safe but slow gains. nothing wrong with this.

[Anonymous No.15492339]

>>15492276
No, its because thats the FUCKING Bbb target. Actually 60 is where the BBlower literally is, but Im giving some leeway. Thats why I say buy tommrow. If it doesnt hit that, you can consider this equating like being hit by lighting. It didnt work for CAG which is an actual good company, but it worked the follwing month, thats where the time stop comes in. You have 34 days

[Anonymous No.15492366]

You always discuss about stocks, but why just don't you go long on Silver and ChainLink and keep the money out off the jew scam that is the stock market?
it's so simple: Bitcoin, Silver, Gold, ChainLink

[Anonymous No.15492431]

>>15490312
>futures
Shitter Shattered bear reporting

[Anonymous No.15492466]

>he fell for the trade war meme

[Anonymous No.15492473]

>>15492431
Lol they up

[Anonymous No.15492480]

Can u stonk fags help me? I feel retarded for not making money with my money . Should i play with options?

[Anonymous No.15492497]

>>15492473
The good news is that I'm net long, the bad news is I won't touch that money for about 25 years. Holding SPY puts in my play money account, looks like I'll wipe out a nice big chunk of gains tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.15492498]

>>15492480
Throw it in M and QYLD. Pull $15k per year, compounding if you reinvest divvies. Unless that's your only savings account.

[Anonymous No.15492506]

>>15492480
buy dividend stocks desu, just dont fall for yield trap stocks (look at dividend growth, not just yield)

[Anonymous No.15492545]

Official bear execution tomorrow expect +1000 on the dow especially after all of the bullshit fear mongering by the media

Massive breakout incoming strap in boys

[Anonymous No.15492557]

>>15492120

Well argued, I see your point. I will probably throw 250 bucks on it this week just for fun.

[Anonymous No.15492566]

>>15492498
It is my only account but i live at home so its not monry i need
>>15492506
No options?

[Anonymous No.15492567]

>>15490439
>Automatically buying high
>Not spending your dividends on some dividend aristocrat who's stock is cheapest this month

[Anonymous No.15492603]

>>15492566
not an expert on options and never will be. dividends are a safe and robust choice, ill let other anons answer for the other stuff

[Anonymous No.15492607]

MY SPY PUTS EXPIRE ON FRIDAY. IM GOING TO BE RUINED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.15492614]

>>15492545
all the people say OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH

[Anonymous No.15492629]

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/09/05/china-and-us-agree-to-meet-in-october-for-trade-negotiations-chinese-state-media.html

>China and US agree to meet in October for trade negotiations: Chinese Ministry of Commerce

Futures are neon green right now.

Interesting that it's in October instead of September as Trump said it would be.

[Anonymous No.15492636]

>>15492567
depending on your broker, it may be cheaper to just drip. m1 finance is perfect for this strat however

[Anonymous No.15492637]

Get the fuck out of your boomer rocks and bonds also, its full on risk time mother fuckers. Buy the shittiest stocks in the world

[Anonymous No.15492639]

Wow I picked a bad time to buy SPY puts barring China sayin fuck trump we’re going back to 295
Oh well

[Anonymous No.15492672]

>>15492639
I've had this theory that Trump waits until markets ramp up and are able to absorb some blows from his rhetoric, so maybe, just maybe, he will sling some mud early tomorrow morning and drive it all back down,. No one fucking knows anymore what this market will do hour to hour, let alone day to day. The volatility is absolutely outrageous at this point. Thinking about liquidating all of my taxable positions this week and just contributing to IRAs as usual until someday when this blows over.

[Anonymous No.15492674]

Theory;

1. Fed doesn't cut at the September FOMC meeting due to the uptick in the stock market

[Anonymous No.15492698]

>>15492674
nah, they are cutting min of 50 basis points guaranteed

S&P is going to 5000 within 4 years

[Anonymous No.15492712]

fuuuuuuuck why did i sell those spy calls ;______________;

[Anonymous No.15492717]

>>15492629

Nice. It's funny to me how news about just the two sides planning to meet, and nothing else, is instantly a buy signal for the markets.

[Anonymous No.15492726]

>>15492712
it was at the top of the range desu, it wasn't a guaranteed breakout although the odds probably favored it but you can't win em all

[AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH No.15492731]

THEY WILL PROBABLY BE IN THE MONEY TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.15492744]

>>15492545
Beautiful

[AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH No.15492746]

>>15492726
Dark pools bought pretty heavily over the past couple weeks. I should have known better.

[Anonymous No.15492749]

>>15492674

Nah. Is still choppy below the ATH. I could see that if we were at ATH and setting fresh records every other day. Also Powell is super sensitive about making things look like he's responding to the markets rather than GDP and inflation numbers like he's supposed to. Powell should cut again, 25 points, unless inflation pops a decent amount above his 2% target.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15492750]

>>15492674
well, why should the fed reduce interest rates? wait for October. Have fun bulls... This is going to be brutal... For the first time since Trump has taken office we have see a contraction in global output and global economy.

[Anonymous No.15492768]

>>15490779
I will only sell when I plan to buy my first house. My goal is to not rely on a mortgage.

[Anonymous No.15492770]

I'm expecting a solid OLLI run tomorrow, now that a bottom has been found and people have had time to digest the news of expansion there's no reason it shouldn't organically pump to at least ~62 over the course of a week or two

[Anonymous No.15492774]

>>15492750
To come inline with the rest of the world and their retarded policies also to bring the dollar down which is good for all of global trade all of these fucking shithole countires use the dollar and it's too expensive for their fucking trashcan economies

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15492788]

i'm expecting niggers to fuck this up for everybody. niggers have a history and lets be real.... if niggers were so good at everything why was there a migration from Africa to begin with, and why has every nation that has gone back failed time and time again to make it better? Shit short the emerging markets, and I wouldn't call India and Emerging Market nor would I call Brazil and Emerging Market, bigger picture here... Let's short the DAXX.

[Anonymous No.15492789]

>>15492750
What about the short term?

[Anonymous No.15492795]

>>15492789
>HK govt to formally kill bill, open new dialogue platform
>Brexit delayed, BoJo denied snap elections
>China talks resume in October
Gonna be green as fuck tomorrow Baggie

[Anonymous No.15492801]

I think I know why:

America is due to slap more tariffs on China on October 1st.

China is testing America to see if they will postpone or cancel those tariffs in exchange for the Chinese delegation coming to USA.

[Anonymous No.15492820]

>>15492801
It's likely that they've already agreed to suspend the Oct. 1 tariffs as a precondition for the meeting, but they also agreed to keep it confidential so Trump can announce it at the time of his choosing to goose the markets.

[Anonymous No.15492825]

>Should I be concerned about food and phthalates?

Our goal at Kraft Mac & Cheese is to provide you with delicious meals your family loves and you can feel good about serving.

We take your questions about phthalates and food safety and quality very seriously because we know moms and dads trust Kraft Mac & Cheese as a quality, tasty, and safe food for the family.

We want you to know that we do not add phthalates to Kraft Mac & Cheese. We are extremely rigorous in our food safety processes. We study every aspect of our mac & cheese recipes and production to ensure it meets all regulatory requirements before bringing a product to your grocery store and into your home.

The safety of phthalates has been assessed by the US Food and Drug Administration and other authorities, such as the Centers for Disease Control. The trace levels found in the one limited test of mac & cheese are well below any level of concern. Hundreds of servings of mac & cheese would need to be consumed daily over an entire lifetime in order to exceed levels determined as safe.

The presence of phthalates is widespread and can be found in a variety of food and personal care products. Kraft Mac & Cheese is safe, and like others in the food industry, we are working to learn more about how trace amounts of phthalates may be introduced into certain products and if there is anything else we can do to reduce or eliminate them.

We want you to feel as good as we do about eating Kraft Mac & Cheese and serving it to our families. If you have any specific concerns, please don’t hesitate tocontact us.

[Anonymous No.15492830]

Anyone else doing forex? audusd spike an hour ago

[Anonymous No.15492832]

>>15490312
Is that an old Bobby Hill?

[Anonymous No.15492838]

>>15492820

Interesting take. If true, Trump will keep it up his sleeve if the Fed disappoints later this month.

I'm pretty tired of all this politiking.

[Anonymous No.15492859]

>>15492838
I fully expect a new all time high before the FOMC, and I think there is a high likelihood that the Fed will cut regardless of what is happening with the trade war.

[Anonymous No.15492879]

>>15492825
Wait, Kraft mac and cheese have phthalates? Why does Kraft mac and cheese have phthalates? I used to love eating Kraft mac and cheese, how come I never knew about the phthalates in Kraft mac and cheese. Kraft mac and cheese was a brand I trusted. Kraft mac and cheese was my go to quick and easy meal. Why has Kraft mac and cheese forsaken us? Kraft mac and cheese better get its act together or I'm switching to their generic competitor, Crack smack and squeeze. I hope you hear me Kraft mac and cheese.

[Anonymous No.15492894]

>>15492431
I was told there'll be a recession

[Anonymous No.15492910]

>>15492894
>he fell for the "media tells the truth" meme
We've all been there fren. Always short the media

[Anonymous No.15492929]

$25.00 Oct 4th Calls on AMRN is looking like my next play, anyone wanna pitch in their opinion?

[Anonymous No.15492930]

>>15490478
it is legal to grow mushrooms in any state. They are considered "ornamental" when they're growing as long as you "dont" pick them

[Anonymous No.15492931]

>>15492894
Give it 12-24 more months

[Anonymous No.15492940]

>>15492894

Penciled in for 2021.

[Anonymous No.15492960]

>>15492930
>I grow these ornamental mushrooms in a locked box in my closet
Nice. Gotta find a good source for spores, and probably buy a pressure cooker and a whole bunch of other shit.

I’m so sick of depression and anxiety though it’s worth a shot.

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.15492964]

FUUUUTURES

IM SO EXCITED

I OWN UPRO BABY OH YEA

[Anonymous No.15492993]

>>15492964
Holy shit... is tomorrow the big day we break out about 3000 again?! How far are we from ATH, like 3%?

>>15492825
>tfw I was way ahead of the game on phthalates
Feels weird man! Is that on their fricken faq or something? They really don’t know how to play the whole natural, organic, specialty, healthy space.

[Anonymous No.15493002]

>>15492960
forget that shrooms and acid shit man, thats not real

Drink DXM, thats will show your your true self unfiltered

[Anonymous No.15493003]

>>15490908
>the TSA
>doing anything that seems good for travelers

[Anonymous No.15493019]

>>15492894
Compare yield curve inversions to when recessions actually start.

The 10-2yr inversion leads recessions by like 1-2 years. We just inverted last month for the first time in a decade. We probably have a good 6 months left in this market before getting really and truly short.

[Anonymous No.15493033]

NINTENDO BOYS GET READY
WE GETTING THAT /COLDSTONE CREAMERY/ BOOOOOOOST!!!

>(I would sell the hype, but the consumer is being a very good little boy this year, so I'm expecting a solid Q4 after all the holiday buying)

>>15492545
Oh boy, that's a TQQQ signal if I ever saw one. Or short vix/short gold/long semis... gonna have to set an alarm for the moment premarket starts on schwab.

>>15492339
Th-thanks buddy. Obviously, I got too excited to try out the strategy and shouldn't have bought the falling knife, because I'll get JUSTed even at that bounce. I do want to see this technique through, so I'll make that small buy, but dang the rest of the market is gonna go absolutely neon green while I'm riding this shitstock out. C'est la vie~

[Anonymous No.15493069]

>>15493002
I was robotripping for a while back in the day... not my preferred way to be. And not sure about any long term psychological benefits.

But when you and I get out of town and go fishing at the lake, maybe I’ll give it a go like old times.

[Anonymous No.15493084]

ES_F is currently higher than it was for almost all of August. Does this mean that King Crab is really and truly dead?

[Anonymous No.15493110]

>>15493084
you have to have consolidations otherwise you get legit crashes

[Anonymous No.15493112]

Should I buy some google calls before their next earnings? My CPM revenue for my app has been way up. I think GCP is the best cloud provider and the youtube alg is stronger than ever.

[Anonymous No.15493135]

>>15493084
Never underestimate the crab.
We're always a tweet away from a tvix spike, and Powell has a knack for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time.

>>15493019
I think people are underestimating just how big Boeing is for the US economy, and just how much that will hurt if they can't get their shit together. I think they have the advantage because passengers don't get to be picky, but it's pretty shocking that they haven't gotten this sorted yet.

[Anonymous No.15493170]

>>15493110
Yeah, but is the consolidation really over?

My bet is yes, but I'm still too chicken shit to start shorting vol or buying and holding SPY calls for more than a day.

[Anonymous No.15493235]

>>15493170
Actually, I take that back. I'm going to buy some VXX puts tomorrow when the price is right. The crab is dead until at least FOMC and we're probably safe for a month if the Fed cuts (which they will).

[Anonymous No.15493243]

>>15493084
>Does this mean that King Crab is really and truly dead?

Nope. I'm not calling dead crab until S&P sets and holds a new ATH for at least a week.

[Anonymous No.15493259]

Another event you might want to keep on your "financial market events" calendar:
>On Sept. 12, the same group of candidates will also be a part of the third debate for Democratic contenders for the 2020 presidential nomination.

[Anonymous No.15493281]

>>15493259

No Tulsi no watchi.

[Anonymous No.15493293]

>>15493135
>Never underestimate the crab.
>We're always a tweet away from a tvix spike, and Powell has a knack for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time.
If we can get through SPX3000, I think we will be insulated for a month.

>I think people are underestimating just how big Boeing is for the US economy, and just how much that will hurt if they can't get their shit together. I think they have the advantage because passengers don't get to be picky, but it's pretty shocking that they haven't gotten this sorted yet.
I'm not saying it won't boil over, but isn't it still on the back burner? Boeing isn't going to crash the economy tomorrow or next month.

I wish I could see how the dark pools are trading Boeing's stock.

[Anonymous No.15493305]

Alright niggers just bought my first 3 shares of MO, I'm now a dividend king. feelsgoodman.

[Anonymous No.15493308]

>>15491798
I would've lost $4,000 if I hadn't pulled out when I did, although it'll probably trade OTC at some level of value. However since I'm using robinhood I'd get liquidated instead, idk at what price point. I'd have been better off just buying 2 shares of Amazon.

[Anonymous No.15493332]

>>15493305
Welcome to flavor country, son. I think you’ll find it’s quite based here. But it’s even more based if you get a real broker and use DRiP, especially if you remember to fund your IRA.

[Anonymous No.15493373]

how start trading options?

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.15493383]

>>15493373
tradn't

[Anonymous No.15493407]

>>15492081
it beats cash I suppose? why not. performance has been good this year I linked a chart.

[Anonymous No.15493408]

>>15493332

Just got a TD account, def gonna use DRIP plans when I actually get some decent money in my account.

[Anonymous No.15493445]

>>15493373
don't

none of these retards make any money
they all shut the fuck up when you expose them
where's all the BOX put retards at now?

good luck predicting market moves given a limited time horizon lmfao

buy real companies and hope that we keep printing money forever. you're far too stupid to trade options anon

[Anonymous No.15493447]

>>15491474
>this was a serious post
Wow. I was sure you were fucking with me.
Shout out to this guy, for taking the time to explain:
>>15492120

[Anonymous No.15493457]

>buying bonds the past few sessions

ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.15493466]

imagine buying tobacco stocks when juul is about to get fined into bankruptcy by the feds for selling 8th graders big tobacco 2.0

how stupid are you? do you spend more than 1 hour researching a stock? seriously fucking incredible how stupid you are. and 3 whole shares? why don't you spend that money on some bud light or something you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.15493481]

>>15493466
Juul controversy is a known commodity at this point and MO duly took a drubbing for it. The bet at this price level is about vaping being here to stay, regardless of regulatory resistance, and prospect of the rumored merger with Philip Morris.

[Anonymous No.15493495]

>>15493466
There is real danger here, but I still think Altria is worth investing in, and you're just a shittalking asshole.

Consider if Altria and PM go through with the merger. Juul gains access to a worldwide distribution system, where regulations have hopefully been put in place already (UK and EU), and smoking doesn't have the same stigma (China, India). The UK really likes vaping, they can't imagine it'd be worse for people than burning tobacco (it isn't)

>>15493481
Except both companies got hammered by the merger news, because of the news that it would be an all stock merger of equals with no premium for either company, and then the danger of the toxic Juul issue. It's kind of mindboggling that people don't see the bigger picture, but there is definitely risk here.

[Anonymous No.15493499]

>>15493447

Fuckin A, I listen to my /biz/ bros, and I always have a few hundred bucks to speculate on each couple of months, so why not go with a dividend play this time.

[Anonymous No.15493500]

>>15493481
yes anon don't invest in the golden bull run of software/technology while we are melting up again. but instead invest in one of the most evil companies ever conceived with headline risk and negative news surrounding it more and more every day with new reports of vapes causing lung embolisms and the bull case DUDE WEED still years away after canadian weed companies tanking the market

you sure are a great investor. enjoy that alpha. i'm sure it's priced in lmao

how the fuck you get married to a stock for retarded boomers is beyond me, but you're not nearly as smart as you think

[Anonymous No.15493503]

>>15493466

Because I'm not a low IQ nigger like you :)

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15493508]

>>15492774
Nope, fuck your currency, go buy shit coins and rupees fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.15493509]

>>15493500
You must be very bored

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15493516]

>>15493466
>imagine buying tobacco stocks when juul is about to get fined into bankruptcy by the feds for selling 8th graders big tobacco 2.0
>how stupid are you? do you spend more than 1 hour researching a stock? seriously fucking incredible how stupid you are. and 3 whole shares? why don't you spend that money on some bud light or something you fucking retard
how much weed shit stocks are you holding, seriously. fucking pot calling the kettle black.

[Anonymous No.15493536]

>>15493500

[Anonymous No.15493538]

>>15492506
Nice!
You are the first person I think that reposted my buy etsy edit!

[Anonymous No.15493584]

>>15493516
Looks like im going all in on MO
Thanks baggie

[Anonymous No.15493597]

I'm actually kinda sad we're no longer crabbing. I wanted to post this for King Crab's Monthiversary.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15493603]

i think we need to start looking into cannibalism as an alternative source of food, energy and revenue. all of our models show that people die, and if we just push people in the right direction they'll gladly kill them selves so others can eat, "Beyond Life Burgers", and we can have power plants running on human remains in less than 15 years. It's completely renewable and all natural, we just need investors and cadavers folks. It's really that easy.

[Anonymous No.15493625]

>>15491719
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.15493640]

>>15493625
help me do something right

[Anonymous No.15493642]

>>15493640
Dont do options until you trade for two years

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15493650]

>>15493640
sell everything and all in the vxx calls that expire friday at open tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.15493665]

>>15493650
No
I would lose money

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15493676]

>>15493665
LMAO, ok then keep doing what you're doing.

[Anonymous No.15493689]

>>15493676
Well the breaking news is a trade meeting next month.

[Anonymous No.15493722]

>>15493650
I know this is retarded but i gotta ask why people are so non specific about options. Like what the fuck is “options that expire on x date” like there is a lot of fucking different ones.

[Anonymous No.15493733]

I wonder if there’s still time for TQQQ gains, or UDOW even.

Maybe I should just go DUST or JDST?

[Anonymous No.15493744]

>>15493733
TQQQ to 100

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.15493767]

Why the fuck are we pumping so hard?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.15493770]

>>15493689
#BreakingNews talks that were scheduled to take place are scheduled to take place. Can't fucking wait for #NoDeal #200%Tarrifs #9001bpsFEDratehike #DemocratsTakeHouseSenate&POTUS2020, then proceed to undermine the judicial branch while expanding shit we don't need like OSHA, EPA, and Child Protective Services.

[Anonymous No.15493788]

>>15493767
Please sir, do the readful

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.15493799]

>>15493767
Because I have a hunger only gainz can satisfy.

[Anonymous No.15493850]

Finally sold my GALT at 20% loss after listening to shills here. Put them at actiblizzard instead to get my gains back.

[Anonymous No.15493860]

>>15493767

Because fuck it let's pump before any more bad news can come out.

[Anonymous No.15493863]

>>15493767
Chyna just announced on Friday that they will be having a special commie meeting sometime in October, and so they would prefer not to have too much turbulence going into it. They therefore are making nice noises on the trade front and instructed the puppet in charge of to withdraw the extradition bill. There are good odds that shit will hit the fan once that meeting is over though.

There's a good article here: https://asia.nikkei.com/Editor-s-Picks/China-up-close/Xi-sets-key-autumn-meeting-but-steers-clear-of-economic-issues

[Anonymous No.15494017]

What the fuck!? Why did roku just go parabolic?

[Anonymous No.15494272]

EOM estimates for LCI?

[Anonymous No.15494678]

Now that I think about it, I like SPY more than QQQ, so I’ll go UPRO instead of TQQQ.

[Anonymous No.15494715]

>>15494017

wtf is a roku

[Anonymous No.15494721]

>>15494272
$50,000

Why ask for price estimates? I find it's better to post something as fact, and then let people here go out of their way to prove you wrong, people here will go out of their way to do that, but you won't find price discussion by just asking. Obligatory DYOR

[Zero Replier !!3D9HUgymMct No.15494870]

>>15494715
It's a streaming platform for television apparently. UGH, I really wanna buy some. Maybe I will just a bit.

[Anonymous No.15494886]

VIX is down to 16 as of yesterday, probably gonna tumble again today.

A buy at 10 to 12 is guaranteed profit as soon as le tariff man tweets again. He's been unusually silent as of late.

[Anonymous No.15494924]

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