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Holy shit they just keep being innovative and ahead of this whole industry.

>> No.15477752

No amount of news will ever pump the price to ath again. Sorry neets. Youre not making it.

>> No.15477756

https://chain.link/mixicles.pdf

>> No.15477763

MIXICLES !!!!

>> No.15477765
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>>15477744
>mixicles

>> No.15477777

>a philosophy degree

>> No.15477780

it's interdesting that ic3 made the announcement and chainlink official released the news.

>> No.15477782

>>15477777
You just win

>> No.15477794

>>15477744
wow such buzzwords
very cool!

>> No.15477798

>>15477777
Checked
Philosophy degree confirmed for god tier
$1000eoy

>> No.15477801

>>15477777
>blessed field of study

>> No.15477809

>>15477780
ic3 and Chainlink twitter accs operated by the same intern confirmed????????

>> No.15477814 [DELETED] 

>racemixicles

>> No.15477815
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>> No.15477817

>>15477777
Lmao stinkies are the most retarded ass niggers on this board, worse than bsvjeets.

Checked for sub 1 usd eoy

>> No.15477830

>>15477744
Mixicles is the most retarded thing I've heard in a while and I regularly browse biz..

>> No.15477834

>>15477777
The 4th ir needed a philosopher

>> No.15477836

LET THE PUMP BEGIN

>> No.15477840
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>>15477777
those NUMBERS

>> No.15477859

>>15477815
ARI WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL THE CHAINLIN WITH HIS SUPERIOR SOLUTION

>> No.15477902

>>15477756
>46 pages of pointless tech jargon

>> No.15477914
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>>15477836
>LET THE PUMP BEGIN
It's in the red lmao

>> No.15477933
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>>15477777

>> No.15477935

>>15477902
not for brainlets like u sirs

>> No.15477954

>>15477777
What about it?

>> No.15477958

>>15477777
I'm financially ruined

>> No.15477974

>>15477744
Nice. Just sold the news. I'll buy back in at $1.68

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>>15477777

I'm fiscally devastated.

>> No.15477982

>>15477744
I would like to take a moment and just say: FUCK YOU 42 YOU MOTHERFUCKING NONAUTIST PIECE OF SHIT.

>> No.15477987

>>15477744
>MIXICLES
I LOVE THIS TIMELINE

>> No.15477989

>>15477935
>chainlink cultists
>not brainlets

>> No.15478009

>>15477744
this kills so many shitcoins enignma for privacy and the rest of defi scam projects compound, augur etc

>> No.15478018

mixINCELS fucking kek

>> No.15478020

>>15477777
Actually based for once

>> No.15478029

>>15477982
It was a fake 42 brainlet.

>> No.15478039

>>15477777
Philosophy is based and fundamental to everything.

>> No.15478055

imagine not sellin in the 4's and still holdin
imagine still holding all the way down to zero
ya'll a bunch of fuckin faggots

>> No.15478168
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>>15477777
What a day... Someone archive...

>> No.15478169

>>15477744
That's a relief, it looks less and less like a scam now.

>> No.15478181

>>15477777
Damn yo, checked

>> No.15478202

>>15477777
FINANCIALLY RUINED

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>>15477777
put me in tha screencap

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>>15477777

>> No.15478250

>>15478055
I understand many believed in the eoy meme. I even at one point bought in had like 1700 link, but I didn’t like the way the graph was going. Sold for a slight loss,bought in at 24.3k sats sold at 24.1. Since then it has done nothing but dump.

>> No.15478259
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15478259

...so... BIG ANNOUNCEMENT , huh? :D:DAHAADHAHDAHAHAHHAHA FUCKING PAJEETS ... they are just mocking the linkers and no one even realize :D:D:D:D:D

>> No.15478267

>>15477744
Damn, this is bullish as fuck but could they have picked a stupider name for their new thing. Makes 'doracle' sound like a respectable project in comparison.

>> No.15478270

>>15477777
Checked. We have unironically already won. Let this be a lesson from a philosophy degree holding Anon. With Link, the blessing is for everyone.

>> No.15478275

>>15477830
This comment is the most retarded thing I've heard in a while and I regularly browse biz..

>> No.15478294

>>15477777
fundamentally checked

>> No.15478298
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Is this MOAB 2.0 ?

>> No.15478303

>>15477815
>bl4ck5unxx
>BLACK SUN
Chainlink confirmed nazi

>> No.15478320

>>15478275
Typical linkie cope

>> No.15478325

>>15477777
Chainlink is a philosophy not a token. Embrace the philosophy, sell the token.

>> No.15478355

>>15477777
Praise Kek and bless this anon.

>> No.15478411

>>15477777
Blessed be thy Anon

>> No.15478457

>>15477744
Chainlink already made the entire oracle and crypto TEE space its bitch, and now it's taking over DeFi.

Sergey is going to be as famous as Gates, Larry Page, and Sergey Brin.

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>>15477777 when these fucking trannies can only fud the name, feelgoodman

>> No.15478550

>>15477933
Socrates knows, checked

>> No.15478561

What does this mean for my 10k stack of linkies?

>> No.15478576
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>>15477744
Check this shit out

>> No.15478585

>>15477744
i told you coins are a league of their own, espacially Telecoin,BItcoin ETC

>> No.15478609

>>15478576
>prove she's over 18
pedos btfo

>> No.15478646

>>15478561
that youre definietly positively going to make it fren, congrats

1k link holder here

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>>15478259
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH !;!;!!!!!;;;;;!!!

>> No.15478649

>>15478250
This is why people hate Reddit.

>> No.15478651

will chainlink actually ever deliver? its blogpost after blogpost, where is the product? what the fuck have they been doing the past 5 fucking years jesus christ

>> No.15478652

>>15478561
future is looking bright, i have a similar stack but im going to keep accumulating up to 7USD

>> No.15478653

Who?

>> No.15478657

>>15477777
>kek shows the stinkies the truth

>> No.15478665
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>>15478651
corner soon

>> No.15478672

It's like theyre not even trying to hide the gayness anymore
>mixicles
>Testicles

>> No.15478683

>>15478651
meming aside, a privacy protocol is what has been needed along with secure decentralized oracles to get major derivatives markets on chain

>> No.15478693

LMAO stink partners with yet another literal who shitcoin. Mixicle?? Just fucking LMAO at stinkies

>> No.15478717

>Ari Jews is going to ANNIHILATE chainstink with his new project

>https://chain.link/mixicles.pdf

>> No.15478886

>>15477752
Cope

>> No.15478914

It's a fucking security.

Anons. You're not gonna just make it. If you're an amerimutt, you're gonna fucking go to jail down with ser-gay too because you bought an illegal unregistered security.

It's fucking over.

>> No.15478939

>>15478693
Kek

>> No.15478966
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>>15478693

>literal who shitcoin mixicle
>i have no idea what any of this means, but i'll comment any way


please, commit suicide as soon as possible

>> No.15478973

Once again stinkies get BTFO. A blog about testicles handshaking, see you turds at sub 1$

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I'M PECUNIARILY DISTRESSED

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>>15477744

>Mexicales

>> No.15479013

>>15477744
More like testicles amirite?

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>>15477744
SERGEY PAID 20 MILLION FOR THAT WHITEPAPER

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>>15478646
Fellow 1k+ hodler here, we're both gonna make it next year fren, good luck.

>> No.15479623

Does Mixicles kill Ren protocol?

>> No.15479660

>>15478576
My pants can only handle so much of a boner

>> No.15480045

>>15477777
checked
lmao

>> No.15480101

>>15477777
>Green Id
>Those digits
We're gonna make it holy shit.

>> No.15480113

>>15477744
A LITERAL WHO HAHAHAHA

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>>15477777
> Mixicles

>> No.15480304

umm the markets don't want privacy? Privacy means the us goverment shuts its down. How is this good news?

>> No.15480332

> 46 pages of incomprehensible academic diatribe
> Ten hour play list on YouTube of people pointing at slide shows

>> No.15480349

>>15477744
Wait doesn’t this kill the peppermint project?

>> No.15480364

>>15480289
U ugly.

>> No.15480430

E
N
I
G
M
A

>> No.15481204

kek linkers have become so desperate. 0.60 EOY

>> No.15481210

>>15478259
underrated holy shit

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>>15477777
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHLYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLly SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>> No.15481765

>>15477777
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.15481790

>>15478651
Everything is already running on mixicles. It's so thoroughly private that you can't even tell it's working at all. From the outside it just looks like vaporware. It's genius!

>> No.15481791

>>15478576
i can't wait to make millions off the next dystopic innovation

>> No.15481803

>>15478250
>link/btc
anon i....

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>>15477744
Have a seat, anons

>> No.15482412

>>15481204
UH OH PISSED STINKERS INCOMING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>15481809
ill take a steel reserve on ice
t...thanks

>> No.15482525

>>15482488
*chk*
*siiiiiiiiiiiip*
yep, now that's beer

>> No.15482557

>>15477744
If mixes are mixical, then what are tests?

>> No.15482569

>>15482557
A Jewish scam

>> No.15482587

>>15478259
Hahhahaha wow

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>>15477777
>they don’t know

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>>15482615
tfw when you see it

>> No.15482644

>>15478576
I look forward to paying hookers automatically via a smart contract once my nut has been busted. Pimps btfo

>> No.15482649

>>15482626
>Semen Dyatlov
Poor guy

>> No.15482899

>>15480304
Using chainlink, it’s mathematically impossible to shut it down. Skynet with left and right limits humans control through protocol deployment. I think that’s what they’re saying.

>> No.15482972

>>15477777
Theoretically were all made of cheese

>> No.15483282

>>15480304
>don't want privacy
Not going to make it if this is your question. My advice to you - just hold

>> No.15484414

>>15482626
except sergey nazarov is not of the russian federation
wow I cant possibly imagine "sergey nazarov" being a popular name in russia. What a crazy theory.