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15477033 No.15477033 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>locked in a 4 year contract
>caught multiple times masturbating in female coworkers office
>had to attend sexual harrassment classes
>boss had to pay out lawsuit to coworker
>quarantined to my office until females leave
>no longer invited to holiday parties
It's like prison. Boss drops off lunch and dinner everyday. And installed smoke filters in my office so I can smoke there. It sucks dick. I'm thinking of walking out of office naked so boss will have to pay more money or fire me

>> No.15477052
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15477052

>>15477033
just masturbate for 50 years dude lmao

>> No.15477080

>>15477033
how did they catch you? at what times did you go to co workers office?

>> No.15477087

>>15477080
When she was on vacation

>> No.15477100

imagine having so little self control that you have to masturbate at work

man up

>> No.15477118

What the fuck

>> No.15477123

Good larp, no employer wouldnt terminate your contract and fire your ass

>> No.15477132

>>15477100
I used to jack off at work when I was a security guard working 6pm-6am 7 nights a week.
That 84 hour paycheck was fucking magic too

>> No.15477137

>>15477033
Based, I always sniff the seats after they leave. Got caught last week, just fuck my shit up

>> No.15477171

>>15477123
When you are one of a dozen engineers who have a specific specialty they don't. Have fun waging at McDonald's

>> No.15477425

>>15477137
That sucks anon. Just say you smelled something weird

>> No.15478326

What is so difficult about NOT being creepy? Tell me anons, TELL ME!

>> No.15478340

>>15477033
>had to attend sexual harrassment classes
They teach you how to be more proficient at sexual harassment?

>> No.15478844

>>15477425
I'm pretty sure his entire point was to smell something weird. how does that help him not look like a complete sperg?

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15478883

>>15477171
I’m approaching this level at work: they need me so badly they’ll almost lick my sack to keep me happy. How do I avoid letting this power corrupt me?

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15479001

What a larp. You'd be fired on the spot.

That being said I get it. There's like three milfs here that are making me lose my mind. Most beautiful women I've ever seen.

>> No.15479192

>>15477033
>>caught multiple times masturbating in

DAYUM