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Hi biz, I had an incident yesterday at my local CVS pharmacy and it's been sticking in my mind, I'd like to know who you think is in the wrong. I left around 5 PM to purchase some formula for my son, and when I got there I thought I would buy myself a bottle of tasty Borden dutch chocolate milk. I felt my stomach rumbling a bit and tried to discreetly pass gas in the milk section. Well, it turned out to be a bit more than that and I expelled a fair amount of liquid shit. This was a bit embarrassing but I thought, oh well, it happens to everyone, shouldn't be any real trouble. A couple of minutes later, though, a tall man in a reflective safety vest expressed visible disgust with my presence and actually swore at me. A woman in line with her daughter backed away from me and were whispering amongst themselves, clearly about me. And if that wasn't enough, the cashier, an actual CVS employee, made a big show of coughing into his hand and avoiding eye contact with me! Obviously I spoke with his manager, which could be its own story, but the point is, I couldn't believe the vitriol I received for a simple accident that could have happened to anyone! Maybe I just needed to vent, but this experience really left me questioning whether there are any courteous people left in the world.

>> No.15442634

>>15442589
Lol was there a bathroom in the CVS? You should’ve gone if there was. From their perspective, they saw an adult man fart loudly and clearly shit his pants (with liquid shit the sound is unmistakable) and then go about like nothing happened. I’d be disgusted too it probably smelled terrible.

>> No.15442660

>>15442589
POST ME IN THE SCREENSHOT!!

>> No.15442692

>>15442589
>amerishart
>sharts

>> No.15442702
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WHAT ARE YOUR SALES!?

>> No.15442711

CVShart?

>> No.15442740

Why are you purchasing formula instead of sharing your wife's milk with the kid?

>> No.15442794

>>15442740
Our child is adopted due to my unfortunate impotence, and my partner has been unable to successfully induce lactation.

>> No.15442864

>>15442794
Alright fair enough. As for you shitting yourself. That really sucks yes. Never trust a fart. How do you not already know this?

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OP's kid...

>> No.15443700
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OP

>> No.15443801

>>15443693
>>15443700
WHITE PEOPLE ARE UNCIVILIZED

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>>15442589
g-g-guys....

i was at that CVS....... same fucking incident.........WTFFFFFF

OP....... is this really you??????

>> No.15444153

>>15443801
t. pajeet

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>>15444135

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>>15443693

>> No.15444183

>>15444170
Same.

>> No.15444316

>>15444161
Come on bro that’s too far

>> No.15444324

god what are they feeding you americans? how can farting make you shit?