Why do so many people go to the casino? They are literally just handing over their money to the casino

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Anonymous Fri Aug 30 16:24:22 2019 No.15440254 [Reply] [Original]

Why do so many people go to the casino? They are literally just handing over their money to the casino

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 16:25:38 2019 No.15440266 >>15440254 Because it's like an adult version of Chuck E. Cheese....

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 16:26:09 2019 No.15440269 >>15440254 I've been in a big one and it truly is a sad maze of thievery. The patrons are ambitious dumb people.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 16:26:45 2019 No.15440278 >>15440254 women

Anonymous Fri Aug 30 16:27:00 2019 No.15440281

>>15440266
This. Plus they set aside a certain amount of money to have fun with. Its just about fun. If they lose everything it doesnt matter because they didnt expect to make much, if they end up being extremely lucky and 10x what they bring they will not have just had a good time but also have money for many more good times

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 16:27:15 2019 No.15440283 >>15440254 Why do people go to gamestop when they can pirate the game for free? Literally handing their money to gamestop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 16:27:30 2019 No.15440286 >>15440269 Seriously when i went i just saw old people taking hundreds out of their wallet and inserting it into a slot machine over and over. Its pretty sad 2bh

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 16:28:40 2019 No.15440302 >>15440266 That would be Dave and Busters friendo

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 16:29:02 2019 No.15440305 >>15440283 Well when u spend money for a game its yours and its tangible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 16:29:17 2019 No.15440309 Majority of people have a IQ under 75 and are very easily attracted by flashing lights

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 16:33:29 2019 No.15440352 >>15440302 Dave and Busters is for incels who still live in their moms basement and have no fucking life outside of playing vidya and masturbating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 16:37:18 2019 No.15440386 >>15440254 Literally the same as crypto

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 16:38:20 2019 No.15440394 >>15440352 >TFW last company event was to Dave and Buster's Damn are my coworkers all incels?

>>	jj Fri Aug 30 16:38:20 2019 No.15440395 >>15440254 Not everyone are smart and logical as us, so i hope you also invested in Telecoin and other coins as well as me, cause that is the smart move..

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 16:43:24 2019 No.15440429 When Maryland Live first opened up they had a machine based on the movie Airplane! Every time I played that one I always came out ahead. So of course they pulled it out after a few months.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 16:51:13 2019 No.15440490 Gambling should be banned. It doesn't create anything except misery.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 16:53:01 2019 No.15440504 >>15440490 It really is a sad sight to see so many people literally throwing their money away

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 16:55:04 2019 No.15440516 >>15440504 It is. Not to mention all the personal tragedies it creates. When one is ruled by subhumans who think that it's OK to exploit the stupidity/weaknesses of others we will just have to deal with it i guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 16:55:28 2019 No.15440520 >>15440254 why do so many people buy link? They are literally just handing over their money to sergey

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 16:57:32 2019 No.15440535 >>15440520 Over the line!

Anonymous Fri Aug 30 17:15:38 2019 No.15440700

So i heard about a guy who made it in 2013 by using the martingale system in richguycasino.com. He made like 100k and bought btc with it. Now owns a private fucking jet. Apparently there was a roulette table with no 0. I'm not sure what it means but i guess it has to do with evening the odds? Oh and martingale-ing is actually frowned upon in many physical casinos you might end up being asked to leave

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 17:18:15 2019 No.15440722 When you get to a certain age you are penalized for not spending your retirement so these old people just yolo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 17:19:32 2019 No.15440740 >>15440254 of course. someone has to help Trump buy jewelry, cars, fine art and expensive dinners to the first lady

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 17:21:13 2019 No.15440756 >>15440254 to shoot up a concert

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 17:21:58 2019 No.15440761 >>15440286 Whats sad is you think those hundreds are life-changing amounts of money.

Anonymous Fri Aug 30 17:24:39 2019 No.15440787
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>>15440254
If I had millions of dollars I would just sit at the penny slots all day. They're designed to stimulate your senses so it's better than doing something boring like golfing all day. It's like an anti-depressant but costs 1 cent per hit. Also you get free drinks and can socialize with other degenerates to pass the time. This would be my ideal retirement. Watch slot machine videos like this and you'll see what I mean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh4iYvDy-xQ

Anonymous Fri Aug 30 17:24:50 2019 No.15440789
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If you know how to play table games you can go on a streak and win money. Or you can get lucky on a slot machine. Last time I was there I came up $600 on slots.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 17:30:15 2019 No.15440838 >>15440305 you could just burn it to a disk if you need to feel it

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 17:44:29 2019 No.15440953 >>15440254 It's the same as crypto, just on a shorter time-frame and with less potential reward.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 17:46:22 2019 No.15440963 >>15440281 I used to work in one of these places, and nobody is having fun. You get some occasional young people who just put through $20 and leave, but the regulars who spend hour after hour there are not happy in the slightest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 17:46:24 2019 No.15440965 Why do so many people buy crypto? They are literally just handing over their money to the developers

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 17:51:59 2019 No.15441007 >>15440254 >put $100 into video roulette machine >leave casino with +$240 profit >invest winnings in crypto

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 17:52:33 2019 No.15441013 >>15440254 I go there because my wife inherited a nice amount of money from her prick dad when he died, and I hope that cocksucker watches me from hell losing all the money he set aside for his little princess. Eat shit Casey.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 17:57:11 2019 No.15441048 >>15440504 >It really is a sad sight to see so many people literally throwing their money away reminds me of a certain board on a certain website

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 17:58:03 2019 No.15441057 >>15441013 But isnt that your money now? This seems like a bad investment, anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 18:03:29 2019 No.15441116 >>15441057 He's larping

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 18:05:10 2019 No.15441123 >>15440394 Office wagies are incels, even if they have, or even are currently having sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 18:07:40 2019 No.15441142 >>15441057 I didnt think that much into my story, you're right next time I'll just say that in smg >>15441116 This if I'm being quite to be honest with my senpai family.

Anonymous Fri Aug 30 18:20:30 2019 No.15441229
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>>15440254
>You don't start gambling because you were raped, or because you had a bad childhood, or because a sibling died in a spectacular way when you were young and you witnessed it right in front of your eyes-
>The reason you start gambling is because they're straight up SUICIDAL.
>Gambling is a self-destructive deathwish. People who gamble, I don't know if they have a low opinion of themselves, if they hate themselves.
>Or if they just... are wired up, like Russian, Ukrainian wired up to... crave suicide, crave death, crave burning. I want to see burning in my life.
>I want everything surrounding me to be burnt - ashes - APOCALYPSE.
>That's what gambling is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 18:23:39 2019 No.15441249 >>15440700 I raped bodog for $1500 martingaling blackjack back in the day. Eventuallly i lost about 8-9 hands in a row though and blew what I had left on the site.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 18:29:55 2019 No.15441281 >>15440283 Pirating you either get malware or you don't get all the features. You also get support if you pay, and games are dirt-cheap. Comparing gaymes to casinos is something only an idiot would do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 18:33:40 2019 No.15441308 >>15440254 It's not hard to make money at a casino, it's just hard to walk away once you do

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 18:38:00 2019 No.15441332 In Niagara falls, Ontario, the casinos are basically used to funnel money from wealthy Chinese and Indians to the regions' revenues. Generally speaking the roads are mostly pretty good, and all the 5-0 are driving brand new fords.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 18:38:31 2019 No.15441337 >>15440520 >>15440535 checked/kek’d

Anonymous Fri Aug 30 18:53:45 2019 No.15441449

>>15440700
Why is it legal to force people who win out of your casino?
Why do people go to them despite knowing that even if they by some miracle make it big despite the odds being mathematically stacked against them, they're just going to get kicked out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 18:55:19 2019 No.15441465 Is the basis of gambling addiction just the idea that you might eventually win?

Anonymous Fri Aug 30 19:06:00 2019 No.15441544

>>15440281
I had TWO LONG posts written and which I then deleted, because you are obviously too fucking retarded to understand any of it. FUCK YOU ARE FUCKING DENSE. FUCK YOU AND YOUR KIKE MOTHER FOR WASTING MY TIME FOR THIS SHIT.
Just go and neck yourself.

T. Casino worker for 17 years.

Anonymous Fri Aug 30 19:13:25 2019 No.15441607

>>15441465
Pretty much. Also you always remember the wins, and not the losses, or you might intentionally downplay them just because you don't seem like a loser, although in these case your usually not a totally degenrate gambler. For example,you might dump couple of k in couple of hourse, then brag about leaving the table with 700. And it's actually pretty fucking obvious when you are downplaying and when you just have a "memory loss".

Anonymous Fri Aug 30 21:03:15 2019 No.15442349

>>15440254
This is the biggest sin in my life.

>Have lost around 50k to gambling in last year.

I know how financially stupid it is, any money I gamble I consider spent. I just enjoy it so much. I think it would be accurate to say I am addicted but I have plenty of money to fund it so its never caused any issues.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 21:03:48 2019 No.15442352 Because Adderall and blackjack is a winning combo

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 21:04:07 2019 No.15442355 >>15442349 Instead of gambling on the slots, why not just gamble on high-leverage crypto? You'll have much better odds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 21:05:46 2019 No.15442372 Make a LINK today this Friday at least, /biz/ I'll give everyone who signs up with a legitimate profile one LINK, I can check, post address when done https://ripplematch.com/index QUESTION MARK r=mz7sSK

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 21:06:08 2019 No.15442376 >>15442349 why do you enjoy losing money? wouldnt you enjoy more you know, spending it on stuff you can at least use/consume? the dopamine rush is not worth it anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 21:12:08 2019 No.15442416 >>15442349 At least play poker instead of pit games.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 21:14:45 2019 No.15442440 >>15440254 Expected this to be a bitmex thread

Anonymous Fri Aug 30 21:15:58 2019 No.15442450

>>15442355
I allocate a certain portion of my BTC profits to "fun" they either go to fortunejack (online casino) or to bitmex for 50x trading. Depends on my mood.

>>15442376
I already regularly skydive, have a helicopter and plane license, travel overseas whenever I can and own a sports car.

What gets me is that Australia has pokie (slots) at every single pub open until 3am every night. If I get bored on a regular day I can just go to the pub and get that sweet dopamine rush. If I had to physically drive to the casino I would probably only gamble a few times a year

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 21:16:57 2019 No.15442458 >>15440254 Because they enjoy it. Its just cheap entertainment.

Anonymous Fri Aug 30 21:22:23 2019 No.15442489

>>15442450
Unironically, a good idea to get out of your gambling habit could be online games.

I totally get what you're saying about the dopamine rush, because I used to play a ton of Runescape. Fighting bosses to get rare loot triggers the exact same part of your brain, except you can pay for your subscription for a lot of games with ingame currency.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 21:26:35 2019 No.15442506 >>15442489 Thanks for the suggestion anon, it really is a dopamine thing. I was a big gamer in my teens but havent been able to get back into it. Any games you can suggest?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 21:27:13 2019 No.15442510 >>15440254 Because they are retards. At least we have a chance with crypto.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 21:29:00 2019 No.15442520 >>15440254 Why do people go to work? They're literally just hanging their time over to Shekelstein.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 21:29:58 2019 No.15442528 >>15440761 When you see the same person come in everyday and spend 6+ hours on the same slot machine putting hundred after hundred in for years, and never hit a decent come up, makes you wonder what could have been.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 21:32:09 2019 No.15442539 >>15440254 >Why do so many people go to the casino? its no different then bitcoin, so why would anyone on this bored care.

Anonymous Fri Aug 30 22:10:00 2019 No.15442799

>>15442506
I mean, I played Runescape, but they're all the same. It probably has more of the really big ultra-rare items worth thousands of dollars, but it's also a really grindy game in general. I'd say try it out, but it's not for everyone. This is of course Old School Runescape, the main game is shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 00:06:07 2019 No.15443528 >>15442528 Thats never happens, stupid. You seem like a little bitch that's never even been to Vegas.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 00:41:33 2019 No.15443722 Casinos and the lottery are fucking based, the stupid don't deserve their money.

Anonymous Sat Aug 31 00:45:19 2019 No.15443742

I had a job interview at a casino and the waiting room was overlooking a high roller room. I watched a couple lose over $10k on blackjack in the 45 minutes I was waiting to go in.
You could literally be parasailing behind a boat, vaping dmt for an hour and it wouldn't cost you close to $10k. Is that seriously the best use of their time and money that those stupid faggots could come up with? What an absolute waste.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 00:46:14 2019 No.15443752 >>15443528 Obviously the sad addicts he's talking about go to their local casinos, not to Las Vegas. They couldn't afford the trip.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 00:49:52 2019 No.15443770 >>15443742 you could do the same right now, but here you are on this board on a friday investing in shitcoin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 00:50:25 2019 No.15443773 >>15440787 bro yes.. my dream after i make it is to retire in vegas or even mesquite -tax free- and spend all my savings on slots and endless hours in front of the screens. then come home to my lay-z-boy chair.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 00:51:31 2019 No.15443782 >>15440281 What the fuck is fun about a slot machine it doesnt even require a strategy you're pressing a fucking button

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 00:52:32 2019 No.15443785 >>15440490 What exactly are we doing with crypto?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 00:54:24 2019 No.15443795 >>15440700 I made $4k martingaling on luckygames.io no larp. Then lost $2k in two hands and called it quits. Your odds are much better for dice game than roulette.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 00:54:36 2019 No.15443797 dont have time to read the thread, watch the louis therouex documentary on gambling, its good

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 00:55:47 2019 No.15443799 >>15440722 Wtf? Source?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 00:57:16 2019 No.15443809 >>15440787 Just watch porn for a bit to stimulate senses

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 00:58:21 2019 No.15443815 >>15440254 The Goy cattle have been trained well. They just hand their money to us. It's really quite hilarious. And if they have no guns, they can't complain

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 01:05:58 2019 No.15443843 >>15440490 Well not for the ones that ownes the machines and the ones makes the laws to allow it How come prostitution still illegal and pot

Anonymous Sat Aug 31 01:08:31 2019 No.15443851
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I was in Vegas for work a few weeks ago, had a free night so I sat down at a Baccarat table and threw down like $60. No idea how the fucking game works but I heard it has a very low house edge so I just kept betting on dealer.

Got lucky and after literally 2 minutes I was up to like $150, everyone else at the table was losing. I said "I'd like to cash out now" to the dealer and literally everyone at the table looked at me like I had fucking murdered their child. One of them said "you literally just sat down, fella". And I said "yes?". And he shook his head and took a drink.

What the fuck is wrong with these degenerate gamblers? Someone comes and wins and wants to cash out and they look down upon them, kek.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 01:13:35 2019 No.15443882 >>15442506 Pokemon Emerald

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 01:17:52 2019 No.15443906 >>15443742 Nice larp, kid. Great friday night you're having.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 02:05:19 2019 No.15444121 casinos used to be classy and only for rich jet setting globe trotting sophisticates https://youtu.be/0xDj3NRYTU8 now casinos are everywhere where you find a depressed economy, crawling with people high on meth wearing clothes from Walmart

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 02:14:13 2019 No.15444165 >>15440254 because Mr. Jackpots

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 02:46:14 2019 No.15444270 >>15441449 If u win a lot in a proper casino u will get free room, food, spa and whatever u can think of. Just to keep your action. T. Black card holder in 5 star casino resort

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 03:08:55 2019 No.15444341 File: 36 KB, 623x450, 1528156146547.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15443528 Because Vegas is the only place that has casinos

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 03:18:28 2019 No.15444382 >>15444121 lmao no, the mafia run backroom casino existed since forever

Anonymous Sat Aug 31 03:37:57 2019 No.15444465

>>15443851
I was down one time about 400 dollars then I went to roulette and hit 700 and left and the table was like you're just leaving? They were legit angry. Hit and runs is the only way to win but you get people really mad at you when you leave kek.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 03:56:55 2019 No.15444541 >>15440254 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpwUTJsI3xI

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 03:59:46 2019 No.15444559 File: 135 KB, 357x500, kingofhearts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15440254 poker is fair.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 04:14:41 2019 No.15444614 >>15440309 same

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 04:47:19 2019 No.15444746 >>15440490 Are you talking about biz? Because this is unironically a gambling board

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 04:48:19 2019 No.15444751 >>15440254 Casinos are for boomers. Millennials are too rational for this shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 05:44:28 2019 No.15445050 File: 254 KB, 785x1000, 5119862.075000012_1561317221651.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15443851 what you think you can just exercise self control and choose when you stop?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 06:35:26 2019 No.15445263 >>15444270 lol you're a larping bitch. There's no "black card," worthless loser. t. actual Mlife gold member.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 06:36:03 2019 No.15445267 >>15444465 More larps from losers. No one cares when you leave the table, cringe little bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 06:40:28 2019 No.15445286 >>15440254 gambling is a strange phenomenon. i have never done it and never will. the possibility of giving money to someone and getting literally nothing in return is disgusting to me.

Anonymous Sat Aug 31 06:41:57 2019 No.15445290

>>15443851
>Got lucky and after literally 2 minutes I was up to like $150, everyone else at the table was losing. I said "I'd like to cash out now"
lol kid thats not how it works, little larping loser. The dealer doesnt cash you out, stupid little bitch. If anything, they color your chips up to large denominations so you can take the to the cage to get cash.

Really say how worthless you are as a person. I bet you're fat, poor, and a virgin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 06:42:32 2019 No.15445291 >>15445286 Thats fine, nerd. Stay home where it's safe and your mom will bring you pizza rolls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 06:55:38 2019 No.15445345 >>15445263 >>15445267 >>15445290 >>15445291 Actual successful people don't get this aggressive while defending their addictions on the internet.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 07:03:29 2019 No.15445381 >>15440254 Anybody who wants to make it big has to take a gamble. Life is such

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 07:04:25 2019 No.15445392 >>15440254 > handing over your money to twitch thots why do so many zoomers do this?

Anonymous Sat Aug 31 07:04:34 2019 No.15445393
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NPCs/wageslaves love to give their money away. NPCs love to spend money pointlessly. Buy trinkets, junk, go to tourist traps if they even get a long enough vacation so they can take a picture of themselves at that place.
NPCs love to work for other people and make other people more money.
NPCs love to do things just because they believe it's what you're supposed to do (Get a 9-5, get married, have kids, get divorced, pay alimony and child support).
NPCs love to fight in wars and die in them.

There is nothing wrong with it. The world needs NPCs to function, it's the way they're programmed. You think rich and powerful people would be where they are if NPCs didn't exist to give them money and sell their time/labor for money to give back to the rich and powerful?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 07:05:48 2019 No.15445399 >>15441544 pls post anyway casino anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 07:06:17 2019 No.15445404 >>15445393 Based

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 07:06:26 2019 No.15445406 >>15442489 Lmao online games are now p2w loot boxes. Same shit except theres no chance of you winning real money

Anonymous Sat Aug 31 07:08:31 2019 No.15445421

>>15442506
Ive never played it but WoW just put out their classic game.

I myself got hooked to Diablo 2 for about five years. give that a go maybe. it's economics of rare loot are so good. oh shit! I just remembered, path of exile! now there's a good game that's modern too. get PoE it's literally free.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 07:09:41 2019 No.15445427 >>15440269 >I've been in a big one and it truly is a sad maze of thievery. The patrons are ambitious dumb people. is this a description of /biz/ or of a casino

Anonymous Sat Aug 31 07:10:08 2019 No.15445430
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Handing over money?

Lol.. the casino handed over their money to me tonight, to the tune of 1000$+. If you can't figure out how to make money in a casino, you are literally retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 07:24:05 2019 No.15445505 >>15440352 uh sweetie, have you ever been outside? dave and busters is not for incels at all. it's for basic bitches

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 07:26:52 2019 No.15445517 >>15440352 have sex

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 07:30:31 2019 No.15445536 Casinos are prime place to launder cash for drug dealers and organized crime rings

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 07:30:37 2019 No.15445537 >>15445345 Actual successful people don't larp on 4chan, bag of dog shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 07:46:11 2019 No.15445606 >>15440309 “a iq”

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 09:23:23 2019 No.15446090 >>15444121 >now casinos are everywhere where you find a depressed economy, crawling with people high on meth wearing clothes from Walmart Casinos are used to launder money

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 09:30:37 2019 No.15446126 >>15 this kills the anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 09:40:07 2019 No.15446209 >>15445430 This. Yes slots are pissing your money away. If you play black jack using basic strategy you will always be up at some point. Its literally all about money management, and memorization.

Anonymous Sat Aug 31 09:44:29 2019 No.15446242

>>15440309
this. also they are mathematically illiterate. youd be surprised how many times ive come across people that actually believe there is a strategy to win on the roulette. its pretty sad at the end of the day, because you start to realise why we will never go anywhere meaningful as a species

Anonymous Sat Aug 31 10:13:53 2019 No.15446434

The drinks are free. So in Vegas, the trick is to extend the period of gambling with as little money as possible and get drunk in the shortest time possible. Drinks at the bar are typically 15-21$ for a rum and coke. A waitress can do a round within 15 minutes and you tip her $3 on the second drink and then a $2 every after to bait her to keep coming.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 10:19:59 2019 No.15446478 >>15444559 This. It's bad for degens with no self control but you're playing against people and not machines which is what makes it fun

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 10:24:22 2019 No.15446512 >>15446242 The people who win will always say there is a way to win

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 10:45:16 2019 No.15446693 >>15440787 > so it's better than doing something boring like golfing all day Piss off you unathletic dweeb. Golf is the best sport made. You're just too poor to afford to play it enough to get good at it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 10:45:51 2019 No.15446701 >>15445427 based

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 11:32:57 2019 No.15447069 >>15446126 sorry, it seems post number 15 has already 404'd

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 11:33:44 2019 No.15447078 it's the boomer version of bitmex where all of us play

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 12:25:10 2019 No.15447529 Millennials will kill casino industry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 14:18:42 2019 No.15448429 File: 56 KB, 959x958, 1565993676123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Casino dealer here AMA

Anonymous Sat Aug 31 14:40:17 2019 No.15448631

>>15440490
Trading in general is systematic gambling: you bet against the market and your broker about the future price movements of an asset and all boils down to probability. What's the difference between trading and gambling?
>inb4 b-but stocks pay dividends
Trading stocks and holding them are different kinds of investment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 14:49:30 2019 No.15448710 >>15447069 so the intertubes isn't forever? I was lied to

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 14:51:22 2019 No.15448725 >>15440254 because it's fun and sometimes you win

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 14:53:03 2019 No.15448737 >>15446434 Really? Like actually free? Or they'll kick you out if you drink too much without gambling enough? t. never been to casino

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 14:53:40 2019 No.15448747 >>15448725 you get free drinks too I never got offered a drink by Binance, fuck them

Anonymous Sat Aug 31 14:56:05 2019 No.15448761

>>15446209

Yes. Even with using basic rudimentary card counting skills (For instance, only counting face cards and 10's) and picking the correct seat and analyzing the cards on the table before making your play you have more edge than the dealer. Especially since he's forced to hit on anything under 16. Remember kids, you don't have to hit on a 12.

Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:01:51 2019 No.15448809

>>15446209
>>15446209

Forgot to add, it also HUGELY pays off to be friends / social with people at the table - and if you need a card that they might take (that they don't need) for instance you're sitting at the last seat and the guy to the right of you has a 16, and you have an 11 with a huge bet - offer the guy money to give yourself the card. Most of the time they'll take five bucks. But, good luck with this one you fucking social retards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:06:18 2019 No.15448850 >>15448809 >offer the guy money to give yourself the card how the hell would this not get you thrown out of the casino lmao

Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:08:24 2019 No.15448861

>>15448850
Because it's not agains the rules? If he's deciding whether or not to hit, and I analyze the table and see that everyone at the table hit with cards that weren't 10's, and the probability of the next card being a 10 is high, you can say - hey - if you let me take that card I'll give you some of my winnings and pay off your bet if you lose.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:09:20 2019 No.15448867 >>15440787 If you had millions of dollars, you could afford to gamble. It's the people who don't have millions of dollars who need to be kept away from these places.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:09:23 2019 No.15448869 >>15448861 card counting is definitely against every casino's rules... they ban you if they catch you doing it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:10:05 2019 No.15448874 >>15448869 This isn't card counting you fucking brainlet. This is asking someone to let you take the hit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:10:43 2019 No.15448885 >>15448874 how the hell would you know that you need someone else's card unless you were card counting

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:11:16 2019 No.15448890 You know thats pretty ironic coming from a crypto “investment” board

Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:11:42 2019 No.15448898

>>15448885
Anyone who isn't a moron knows that you should analyze what is out on the table before making your decision. The dealers know this. The (good) players know this. I play blackjack once a week (for the last ten years) and have never even been as much as asked to make my bets consistent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:12:46 2019 No.15448908 >>15448885 Also, you always fucking tip the dealers instead of being a cheap jew fuck (as you obviously are) so they are MUCH less inclined to give you a hard time.

Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:13:19 2019 No.15448914

I go occasionally and enact basic strategy on some table games with small house edges. I'm really only losing ~1% of every bet I make. The casino I frequent gives almost as much back in comps for playing so I can eat some decent food too while I'm there. They don't really make their money off people like me. It's those who don't play optimally and take bad bets who they really rake in value off of.

Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:15:42 2019 No.15448935
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>>15448885
I forgot to add, if you aren't charming (which again, you obviously aren't) good luck with anything at the casino. It also helps to be good looking. Good thing I'm a t.chad. Life and money are easy mode, brainlet uglee.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:18:16 2019 No.15448957 >>15448935 Nice belly. Did you buzz it with an electric razor yourself? >He uses a Mac. You can't even make this up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:18:17 2019 No.15448958 >>15445267 Black card member kek. If you ever run out of money the casino won't care about you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:19:40 2019 No.15448972 >>15448957 I actually have 9 different laptops and workstations at home, because I run a repair shop. Guess what, they're not all macs. >too poor to afford anything mac Poor uglee.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:20:48 2019 No.15448982 >>15448957 Did the abs trigger you fatty? Maybe you should throw on your velcro strapped shoes and go for a walk with mommy sometime after she makes you a high protein tendie dinner and cut some of that weight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:22:17 2019 No.15448995 >>15448972 LOL, I'm posting from a Macbook myself. I'm just giving you a hard time for posting such a ridiculous picture. See you around, fella.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:23:07 2019 No.15449005 >>15448761 >>15448809 You are a loser that's never sat at a real blackjack table.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:23:28 2019 No.15449009 >>15448957 Would it appeal more to the cringe aspect of your life more if I posted with my Thinkpad? >muh pc mastur race Shut up faggot, not everyone wastes time playing role playing video games like a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:24:59 2019 No.15449024 >>15449009 You probably couldn't even figure out how to use a ThinkPad, moron. Stick to your Mac. It "just works" after all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:25:34 2019 No.15449028 File: 498 KB, 2016x1512, IMG_3007 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15449005 Good call on that one, ace

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:25:40 2019 No.15449031 >>15448935 Interesting Instagram thot flex but okay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:27:08 2019 No.15449049 >>15449031 Triggered? How many abs do you have that are visible? kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:27:42 2019 No.15449057 >>15449028 Why'd you delete this post?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:30:22 2019 No.15449088 >>15449057 >>15449031 >>15449024 >15449024 You guys are really touchy when someone points out the fact that you're cringe lord, beta soys who are socially retarded - don't you? >Dont know how to use a thinkpad >muhhh muster race kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:32:23 2019 No.15449106 File: 296 KB, 1274x496, Screen Shot 2019-08-31 at 12.32.08 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've been to Vegas twice in 2019 already and I'm going twice in november. I get my rooms comped through mlife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:33:01 2019 No.15449110 >>15449024 >I'm not successful in life to afford the luxury of having a different computers for different purposes at home >Light laptop when in bed, doing casual shit >Workstation for doing work >Thinkpad when I need workstation on the run stay poor

Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:34:00 2019 No.15449119

>>15449049
So you're not denying that you're cut the same cloth as an Instagram thot. Very cool. Maybe you ate your twin sister in the womb and she crawled up into that basic bitch brain of yours so now you get to act like a basic bitch the rest of your life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:39:56 2019 No.15449171 >>15443799 He's wrong. There is an age after which you're required to withdraw money from your pension but you are not forced to 'spend' it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:46:02 2019 No.15449226 >>15449171 No you're wrong, dumb loser, cause you don't know the difference between a pension and a 401k.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:46:44 2019 No.15449233 >>15440535 Lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:47:36 2019 No.15449240 Here's me winning $150 on a $3 slot bet. https://streamable.com/x2kv9

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:52:59 2019 No.15449288 >>15441229 Based and GONZOpilled

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 15:55:35 2019 No.15449305 >>15443785 If you don't see the difference between cryptos and slot machines you need to off yourself.

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