/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.15437153]

I'm a newfag to this board. Barely understand anything. Gimmie the rundown. gimmie gimmie GIMMIE

[Anonymous No.15437194]

Dyor BITCH

[Anonymous No.15437209]

It’s all a scam

[Anonymous No.15437236]

Redpill me on the underdark first

[Anonymous No.15437250]

>>15437153
You basically have bitcoin (whose price decides everything) and ethereum on which a shit ton of tokens are built with various promises, "use cases" and "whitepapers". When you buy those ethereum tokens, you might earn some money if you're lucky. That's it, basically.

Nice pic, is it from a game?

[Anonymous No.15437261]

>>15437153
dont fall for the crypto meme, only use it to buy drugs on the deep and just buy as much as you would need. save money, buy rentable property.

[Anonymous No.15437290]

>>15437153
Well, there are niggers, pajeets, chinks and jews. Which one are you?

[Anonymous No.15437319]

>>15437153
trust is now a tradable commodity, have fun

[Anonymous No.15437342]

The rundown you say?

>-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

[Anonymous No.15437378]

>>15437153
If you solve the "LINK is a meme is a meme is a meme is a meme..." riddle your life will be changed forever.
Beyond that, BTC and ETH, there is literally nothing of value left on /biz/. You will almost certainly get JUSTED, good luck newfag.

[Anonymous No.15437384]

>>15437153
1-buy btc
2-wait a couple of years
3-sell btc
4-wait year and a half
5-go to 1

[Anonymous No.15437431]

>>15437378
You say that solving the riddle will change my life forever, but that implies the answer is that LINK is not a meme, which would also imply there is no riddle.
In reality the riddle works like this:
>no one knows the answer
>only if it ISNT a meme AND you guess correctly will your life be improved

It’s also important to consider the Bogdanoff collapsing candle theory also known as “Sergeys cat” where LINK is simultaneously a meme and not a meme and if you buy LINK it becomes a meme but the moment you sell link it ceases to be a meme

[Anonymous No.15437433]

>>15437153
>zagig's promenade

[Anonymous No.15437443]

>>15437153
20 years ago I used to smoke pot and play AD&D second edition with my nerd friends. God I miss those days we had some great times.

[Anonymous No.15437473]

what about stellar? it's time for it to shine again? will more tokens launch icos on it?

[Anonymous No.15437485]

>>15437153
buy link