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15431825 No.15431825 [Reply] [Original]

SHOULD I EVACUATE MY HOME IN FLORIDA OR NOT?

>> No.15431842

that's kite flying weather, you big sissy

>> No.15431849
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15431849

It's probably too late. There is only one road out of Florida and it's going to be at a standstill soon.

>> No.15431864

>>15431825
>When you live 300 feet from the beach and a cat 4 hurricane is coming

Do I buckle down lads?

>> No.15431880

>listening to Jewish media

>> No.15431905

>>15431864
As someone who went through Katrina I would gtfo. If you are far enough away to not get storm surge you are fine. But a cat 4 hurricane storm surge WILL kill your ads.

>> No.15431927

>>15431905
Hi schlomo

>> No.15431936

>>15431825
Dorian "Satoshi" Nakamoto
this is it boys and girls
this is The Sign

>> No.15431939

>>15431927
Do me a favor and go to panama for labor day nigger

>> No.15431951

>>15431939
You've been found out, huh kike

>> No.15431952

>>15431825
how do i short anons american wooden made house

>> No.15431954
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>>15431936
What what does it mean?

>> No.15431965

I live in Sarasota and the exact same thing happened during Irma. Just chill dude

>> No.15431985

>>15431825
are you the european cunt who just moved to florida for your job? if it's you get fucked lol i told you florida is shit because of hurricanes.

>> No.15432012
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15432012

imagine living in Florida lmao

>> No.15432056

>>15431825
Just tie a rope around your chair and the other around your ankle. Will be fine.

>> No.15432079

>>15431951
You got me, your superior Aryan iq is no match. Its all a big lie so so all us jews can have Florida rented out on holiday.

>> No.15432080

>>15431965
Irma was a fucking disaster, what are you on?

>> No.15432097

>>15431825
How long have you lived there OP? No one gives a fuck about hurricanes in florida, they dont mean anything

>> No.15432104
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>>15431825
Pinellas anon here, we never get hit. Ever. This hurricane can kiss my stinky NEET balls!!!

>> No.15432120

>>15431825
Ever since 1992 florida building codes require that all new homes be able to withstand a CAT4 hurricane.

As long as you are living in a newer building you will be fine.
This happens every fucking year. Calm down.

>> No.15432217

>was planning to go on vacation there
>go my tickets and hotel room ready
>this happens
I literally never go on vacation

>> No.15432305

>>15432217
Just go, nothing will happen, as always.

>> No.15432353

>>15432305
I gotta see what happens with my flight since it's on the same day the hurricane is supposed to hit

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>>15431825
I don't know anon, I'm in Eastern Europe

>> No.15432479

Northern Bahamasfag here
Goodbye, anons
I regret nothing

>> No.15432482
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>>15432353
JUST GO.

>> No.15433055

Every fucking year the same shit. People are acting like retards, water is gone, gas is running out. I’ll do what I’ve been doing through the past 10 fucking storms, getting drunk, doing drugs, and having fun. Stop listening to the jew media. Florida houses are safe as fuck and we don’t have the flooding that Louisiana is Texas have.

>> No.15434319

IS IT 4 OR 5??

>> No.15434376

you'll be fine. take a large handful of strong painkillers to pre-empt any injuries, put a plastic bag over your head to guarantee an air supply, wrap yourself from head to toe in foil to stay warm, and climb the tallest tree you can find to avoid floods.

>> No.15434445

>>15431825
> florida
> home
evacuate regardless

>> No.15434459

>>15431952
I don’t know how to short it.
BUT you could invest in Homedepot for when he has to start repairing it.

>> No.15434460

>>15431825
lol, what kind of hut are you living in if you are afraid of a hurricane? like, is it made out of cardboard boxes, ha ha ha.

>> No.15434477
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15434477

Can you stoploss a hurricane

>> No.15434541

>>15434477
don't think the older trezor wallets support that function.

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>>15434319
7. Bruh you're not going to make it. You need to leave

>> No.15434591

>>15431936
Praise Satoshi

>> No.15434682

>>15434376
Based advice

>> No.15435252

how is this /biz/ related? does /biz/ have mods? or can i just shitpost here

>>15432012
>big one strikes

>> No.15435265

>>15435252
>mods
it doesn't have fucking posters, or (perhaps related) fucking posting capabilities - doubt the mods are a major issue at present tbqh

>> No.15435284

>>15432104
based

>> No.15435293

What the kikes have to do with hurricanes kek can i get a quick rundown im not american btw

>> No.15435302

If youre evacuating your home in Florida, than Florida is not your home. Sitting in my single wide, watching it head right at me... See you when you get back

>> No.15435306

>>15431825
no

>> No.15435307

>>15435302
Based and redpilled

>> No.15435310

>>15435293
they create hurricanes with the hadron collider

>> No.15435319

What are the chances that this could become a category 5?

>> No.15435320

Test

>> No.15435331

>>15435302
yeah you're fucking toast

>> No.15435336

>>15431825
also test?

>> No.15435339

>>15435320
Test

>> No.15436277

>>15435339
>>15435336
>>15435320
none of these worked

>> No.15437099
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15437099

>gets rekt by hurricane
>doesn't have insurance

looool

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>>15437099
>insurance company goes bust
>doesn't have insurance insurance

looool

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>>15435319
'Bout the same as a frog's chance of hoppin' on ya.
>t. FL resident

>> No.15437707

>>15437491
That's actually called reinsurance. Buffett owned one of those companies for years. GenRe if I recall

>> No.15438475

>>15432104
So fuckin based

>> No.15438552

>>15434477
No but smart anons will take puts and shorts on insurance companies right about now