ATTENTION ALL LINK MARINES

[Anonymous No.15414195]

THERE IS A ROUGE ANON MAKING A THREAD EVERY WEAK CONVINCING MARINES TO SHOVE SHARPIES UP THERE ASS!!!

DO NOT FALL FOR HIS LIES

He promises Link but never delivers. 2 Anons have been victimized. Protect yourself.

>>15412806
>>15331029

[Anonymous No.15414202]

>>15414195
Don't you tell me what to do with my butthole!

[Anonymous No.15414204]

Found the fag

[Anonymous No.15414209]

>>15414195
paying 200 Link for pack of 8 crayons, tips in

[Anonymous No.15414213]

>>15414195
Well no shit. Of course he’s not going to pay you. Last anon made 12 link out of pity from an entirely different anon

[Anonymous No.15414243]

We need to create a smart contract that will pay the man when he posts a picture of a sharpie in his asshole which will be verified by a decentralized oracle

[Anonymous No.15414261]

>>15414243
This is actually doable but you need some sort of AI to verify that there is a sharpie in an ass and that the photo is original and undoctured. We are at least a year away from this technology.

[Anonymous No.15414292]

one day I’ll finally sell my Link, with a thought, with my neuralink implant, while on a spaceX cruise around the moon, playing WoW classic in augmented reality in the ships VR room.
ubermensch only

[Anonymous No.15414362]

>>15414261

You just made me realize that AI will be the key for the vast majority of smart contracts to work. Wow. That was the final piece of the puzzle for me. This shit is 100% happening and we’re all gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.15414371]

>>15414261
Pretty sure the tech for this exists already

[Anonymous No.15414372]

Listen up newfags, I'm a tcp ip developer at a fortune 50 big data company with 25 years experience in database infosec, I've looked into chainlink and all I can tell you if that the cryptographic measures implemented in regards to the decentralized security paradigm in the API and IoT structure of chainlink's github code is fundamentally flawed after the Pivotal tracker server crashed due to the core attacks on the network enabled by its corrupt data inputs and outputs, what this really means is that by attempting to solve the oracle sybil resistance issue it instead allows customers to bypass the encrypted hardware and even hack into the smart contract Intel SGX mainframe, unless they manage to increase the signatures and scalable nodes, which isn't likely considering the Google backend isn't compatible with the legacy JSON systems and Solidity language from the EVM in the Truffle stacks, that's why the ic3 and SWIFT engineering teams developed the ISO 20220 standards but it's centralized and susceptible to the 51% front running program so yeah basically Sergey didn't foresee that the enterprise customers and cloud blockchain dapps would never allow their protocols to rely on these permissioned host mechanisms thus rendering the LINK ERC 677 token obsolete and no serious developer would consider DLT technology in these conditions, sorry linkies I'm just telling it how it is.

[Anonymous No.15414381]

>>15414195
Shit. Too late. Already shoved a whole box of sharpies up my ass.

[Anonymous No.15414382]

>>15414362
https://blog.chain.link/44-ways-to-enhance-your-smart-contract-with-chainlink/

See # 43

[Anonymous No.15414413]

>>15414372
Sell fast they already broke through 14 of the 20 installed firewalls. If Intels backtrack isn't fast enough (which it physically can't be based on some rough estimations regarding electron movement speed in coaxial cables) the anti encryption logger will be to late.

[Anonymous No.15414553]

As a gay linkie I don't need convincing

[Anonymous No.15414663]

>>15414195
I will keep an eye out for any rouge IDs
We must stop this off-red menace

[Anonymous No.15414785]

>>15414195
Sacrifices must be made in order to summon the golden bull run.

[Anonymous No.15414810]

Why do so many hairy men buy link too late?

[Anonymous No.15414948]

>>15414195
I got victimized early last year

[Anonymous No.15414955]

>>15414948