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15412806 No.15412806 [Reply] [Original]

You know what to do. There's only one way to ensure that that the singularity will occur. 100 Link to the warrior that has what it takes to start the golden bull run.

>> No.15412836

>>15412806
Cheap fuck. With LINK at this price put up at least 5k and we can talk.

>> No.15412846

>>15412836
If you can manage 2 sharpies I will double it.

>> No.15412849

>>15412846
I'm not that poor

>> No.15412864

>>15412849
100 Link Is a nice car in a few years.

>> No.15412885

>>15412864
I already have a car faggot. 5k or nothing

>> No.15412907

>>15412885
This is a business and finance board motherfucker I guarantee you there are hundreds of thousands of Pajeets that are willing to do it for the aforementioned price of 100 Link per sharpie. Hell Janny will even do it for free. Get the fuck out of here you ungrateful whore.

>> No.15412912

>>15412806
based

>> No.15412929

>>15412806
Too early anon.

>> No.15412934

>>15412864
Damn, if only LINKs smart contracts already functioned and this money was a guarantee

>> No.15412952

Wait for the next pump and the catalogue will be filled with seething pajeet arses

>> No.15412956

>>15412934
All I can give you is my word. 100 Link is nothing for those of us who've been dca'ing for the past 2 years.

>> No.15413291

>>15412956
I would do this but not sure if I wanna risk the jannies taking it down too quick

>> No.15413591

>>15413291
Jannies are gay and would rather enjoy the performance.

>> No.15413613

>>15412907
I’ll stick 10 sharpies up my ass AT ONCE, for 2k link.

>> No.15413617
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15413617

LOOK HERE NIGGER. 10 sharpies up my ass at once for 2k link.

>> No.15413620

>>15413613
I doubt that you could but If you somehow managed to do that I will give you 2.5k Link for starting the bullrun.

t. 50k Link

>> No.15413632

>>15413620
Are you kidding me? I’m straight and I’ll shovel 10 sharpies in there no prob. I have 1500 link @ 2.84. I need some god damn link

>> No.15413659

>>15413620
Oh man I would take up this offer right now but i cant for reasons... gl to whoever who wins the prize

>> No.15413692

I rounded up 10 in my garage. Half of them are dirty as shit.

>> No.15413702
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15413702

Are you retards ready?

>> No.15413727

>>15413702
half of those are quite dirty. godspeed anon. do the needful

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>>15413702
Anon, do not. I repeat, DO NOT do it. Not only are you fucking yourself over literally, but you're going to be a laughing stock for years to come.

>> No.15413736

>>15413702
Holy shit this is legendary. If you deliver this will go down as one of the greatest threads in /biz/ history. I can easily make back the 2.5k Link swinging so I'm not even worried.

>> No.15413747

>>15413735
Shut the fuck up. I’ll stick a gallon of milk up my ass for 2500 link. IM NOT GOING BACK YO MCDONALDS

>> No.15413764
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15413764

>>15413736
Give me 50 link first

>> No.15413821

>>15413764
give me pic first faggot

>> No.15413824

Bullshit thread. I’m going to bed. No one here even has any disposable link to pay me.

>> No.15413827
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15413827

>>15413764
Deliver first nothing is free

>> No.15413837

>>15413821

this is why we need smart contracts

>> No.15413840
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>>15413821
You are one dumb scam nigger. Money up front (50 link) and I’ll at least know you have money, but you clearly don’t.

You pretend to have 50k link and can’t cough up 50? Yeah, you’re broke

>> No.15413851

>>15413827
>Rich man can’t coigh up 50 link

Real convincing.

>> No.15413860

>>15413837
“you can check to see if the hotel has hot water”
“you can be sure that faggot only gets your 2500 links when he delivers sharpies in teh pooper”

we’re gonna make it

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15413868

>>15413851

>> No.15413873

>>15413868
Means nothing. Just a screenshot. If you are serious you put down a deposit. I’m leaving in 5 minutes

>> No.15413885

>>15413868
The fact that I took a screenshot, am using a Binance API, and have multiple transactions with different price points, combined with my reaponse time should prove I'm not larping.

>> No.15413890

>>15413873
pls also write a timestamp on ur ass

>> No.15413912

Not seeing any deposits. I’m out of here in a few minutes. I’ll put a post it note and 10 sharpies once I get a deposit

>> No.15413920

Since this faggot is not delivering the offer still stands to any of you Anons out there.

100 Link per sharpie
1000 Link for 5 sharpies
2.5k Link if you can somehow manage 10

>> No.15413931
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15413931

fuck that other anon

thanks bro

0xe1B0611ad252F44dBc4b5db869e03a68466fE29b

i'm broke as fuck and any little bit helps

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15413942

>>15413920
Good night. Knew you were some broke dick retard using doctored screenshots.

Anons, he won’t pay you. He’s broke/to cheap.

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15413948

>>15413931
oh no

>> No.15413949

>>15413931
That’s not even up your ass. But I’ll send you 10. OP is broke

>> No.15413951

>>15413942
seems it would have been worth the risk

>> No.15413958
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15413958

Someone actually did it. The absolute state of stinky linkies.

>He thought I would send him 100 Link for shoving a sharpie up his ass on an Anonymous Japanese autistic incel basketweaving forum.

THIS my friends is why we need smart contracts.

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15413961

Why are Linkies so gullible?

>>15331029

>> No.15413963

>>15413958
It hasn't even been a week and you swindled someone AGAIN.

>> No.15413974

>>15413958
You're kinda overdoing it bro

>> No.15413989

>>15413949
thanks dude

>>15413958
wow fuck you anon! karma is going to get you

a nigger will stick something far larger up your ass one day

>> No.15413993

>>15413974
>>15413963
Sacrifices have to be made. This is the only way to start the golden bullrun. I am proving to the world that Smart Contracts are needed to provide a secure and trusted environment.

>> No.15413996

>>15413958
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>> No.15414003

>>15413951
Are you retarded? Never believe anyone on the internet. I would have done it btw, but OP is broke. I even sent that one dude 12 link for his trouble

>>15413958
Yeah, never saw that coming

>> No.15414011

>>15413993
Yeah but if you keep doing it so frequently the meme gets stale and boring

>> No.15414021

>>15414003
are you retarded?
Your ROI was pure profit. You stood to lose nothing (except maybe elasticity)
In the event OP didnt deliver and you did. I would have sent pity link. prolly 500.
WE NEED SMART CONTRACTS

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>>15414003
thanks bro i'm going to buy a pop eyes chicken sandwich with my winnings

>> No.15414032

>>15414021
Money talks and cash is king. I never got a deposit. Obviously no one was serious.

>> No.15414041

>>15414030
At least 10 marker man isn’t a bitch. I’ll stick a Bicycle uo my ass for 2500.

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15414058

>>15413993
crooked legged faggot

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15414071

>>15414011
It still gets me every time.

>> No.15414086

>>15413702
Why do you even have 10 sharpies to begin with?

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15414089

>>15413931
OH NO NO NO

>> No.15414096

>>15414086
They come in large packs. Use them for marking in wood and metal projects

>> No.15414105

>>15412806
i actually don't know wtf you want us to do

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15414128

>>15414021
50 link and it’s on like donkey Kong

>> No.15414160

>>15413837
Sharpie in the pooper will never be the same after ChainLink

>> No.15414207

>ChainTwink fags literally putting things into their assholes for TWINK tokens

This is the gayest crypto not-currency ever.