/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15323358
who cares

>caught in a fishing net
>made it
LOL THIS NIGGA FINNA BE SALMON

>>15323358
lmao I’d rather neck than be this beta

>>15323383
kek this imagine making millions only to spend it reviewing memes or stealing content from 4chan. I already do that shit, feels good to make it

>>15323358
His wife is ridiculously pretty. Hes a cool guy too, doesnt afraid of anything

>>15323358
Anyone who claims they aren't in some way envious of PewDiePie is lying

>>15323358
>Getting married
No thanks, but I do want to be rich.

I wish him the best

divorce rape in 4 years

>>15323358
>pewdiepie
>made it
The dude is trapped on hell. Cannot even go on a vacation because he has to slave away like a show monkey for his subscribers. Cant even have an opinion or creative freedom with his platform because he might lose a few subscriptions so he panicks back into cuckholdry making minecraft videos with trannies. Fuck that, the guy looks miserable to me

>>15323358
business and finance

>>15323358
He's a political cuckold and she's a chestlet. He hasn't made it.

He made it as a white person. He was an ugoo no friends autists, this alone is a basis for a shooting but here we are.

>>15323408
you're metakor arnet you? or another twitter retard. What do you do browse biz and post content to youtube

>>15323375
LMAOO

>>15323702

>unshaven on a wedding
absolutely degenerate

>>15323358
AYO DIS NIGGA FINNA BOUTTA GET DABBED ON

>>15323358
grills who just married rich have got that extra glow about them

>Great relationship, perfect (somewhat post-prime) spaghetti pussy, nearly 100 million subs, minecraft series is lit
>Pewdiepie: It's time to sign away all my rights

>>15323358
Good, id hate to have to upload stupid videos to YouTube everyday.

>>15323358
Not bad for a manlet

>>15323358
>you will never make it like pewdiepie has made it
This is true, and I've even done pretty well for myself. That is fine, there are always going to be people better than you it's just the way the world is. This isn't something to be bitter about, you should still strive to be the best version of yourself you can be. I am happy for pewdiepie and glad that good people like him can still sometimes reach a high level of success despite how fucked our society is right now. Marzia is a great girl, pretty, and they've been together since before he was famous so she isn't some gold digging thot. About damn time he finally married her.

>>15323358
>marrying a former instathot

>>15323994
Source on that, seethnigger?

>>15323358
I mean, probably not anon. Is this news to you?

Look like a good lad, well done, good for him, congrats, but why post this I don't care and it's not business & finance related? I guess what I'm trying to put across here is: Fuck off OP, suck a fat cock shitting up the board like negro

>>15323358
Selling your face and shit personality < Stay Poor

>>15323675
That faggot has $20-35 mil savings and is currently at all time high views. He will retire within an year or two. How about you?

>>15324237
just seeing how much cope I can generate

>>15323954
This, I really hope I'm not reading about Marzia stealing half his fortune in a divorce and then banging a black dude in 5 years time

If he's rich why does he keep uploading shitty content
Think about it. He's boycotted by North American advertisers

>>15323358
I'm almost a pewdiepie double, i fucked many roasties pretending to be him.
I'm thinking about some elaborate scam involving identity theft, my target is to fuck his wife too.

>>15324473
Do a Vocaroo with the accent

>>15324509
My voice is different, my face is pretty similar.

>>15323383
>lmao I’d rather neck than be this beta

>>15324569
I’m not a fucking incel you pleb, marriage with a non-virginal women is financial suicide.

>>15324351
>t.triggered pewds fan
Lemme guess you are part of le pewds 9 year old army? You are a subscriber aren't you?

>>15323431
I have more money and I'm better looking

>>15323358
Marzia has the high-pitched molested voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQOPHV2GlVA

>>15324700

>>15324797
But are you famous? No.
COPE

>>15324891
>>15324569
This guy would probably be happy with any pussy, he cute tho

>>15323358
Homo, egalitarian, apolitical, homosexual. I'm happy for him, given the success he has, and I aspire to be like him in that fashion. However, I will do that and more while keeping my honour.

>>15324700
>I’m not a fucking incel you pleb

Genuinely happy for him, hope he has lots of handsome white kids

>>15324937
I’M NOT I SWEAR TO GOD OK? YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME I SWEAR I’M A GIGACHAD PLEASE DEAR GOD I CAN’T IMAGINE NOT BEING SEEN AS A CHAD ON THIS BOARD IT TRIGGERS MY INSECURITY OK?

>>15324925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2LU-lC-WX0

The majority still hasn't accepted the fact that marzia is a man

>>15324974

>>15325013
That makes me feel a bit better thanks anon

>marrying a 4/10 when youre a 8/10 and a millionaire

fucking retard is headed to JUST

>he was a friendless loser before youtube.
>met wife through yt
>millionare
guys it's not fair.

Honestly am I the only one who thinks her face looks deformed. No joke, look at it up close. It’s like some sort of fetal alchohol thing going on.

>>15325567
she has small jaw dysmorphia but not many people see it

>>15323358
>married
>making it
oxymoron

>>15323375
audibly kek'd

>>15323358
>you will never make it like pewdiepie
feel sorry for the lad, he's trying to make up for it but it shows in his face and eyes that he is disillusioned with it all, I wish him all the best on his journey to discovery

>>15323408
>stealing content from 4chan
not possible, information is posted here for the purposes of dissemination

>>15325263
Shes a disgusting med not white dont be jelly

>>15323358
Nnope

>>15325956
I love when schizo faggots like you think that someone that is successful is disillusioned. You sound like you are a poor lazy hedonist.

>>15324413
You underestimate the power of NPCs desire to throw away money. He sells weeb and slavaboo clothing/apparel.

>>15326001
>You sound like you are a poor lazy hedonist.
if I (((sound))) like that, imagine what I look like..
>hint: ask your mother

>>15326001
>schizo faggots
opinion discarded
tell the UN that they need to step up their game and not hire drooling barely literate ESL monkeys

>>15326001
>you think that someone that is successful is disillusioned
happens all the time
furthermore, if they don't get back in line they get (((suicided)))

>>15323375
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Whatever happened to that scammy crypto project he was endorsing?

>>15323798
They know they don’t have to let the husband put their filthy tiny penis in their hole ever again or they get 50% of their net worth

>>15324413
Eh, I used to think he was secretly based and redpilled, but the way he handled that NZ shooting tells me he is a limitless cuck.

>Oh my god it is my fault that (((shooter))) did what he did!
Fucking cuck. What's with white people feeling guilty for everything?

>>15324473
>I'm almost a pewdiepie double, i fucked many roasties pretending to be him.
Or... maybe you are PewDiePie. Now that is interesting

>>15323375
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*looks at meme*
*chuckles a little*
*drags it into a laugh for another 10 seconds*
*his editor zooms on him while he laughs*
*grabs head*
OH MY GAAAWD!!
*put his thumbs up*
THUMBS UP TO THAT MEEM!

How do you think it feels to be this dead inside guys?

>>15323408
>spend it
He isn’t spending his money to steal memes from here kek he makes even more money doing it

>>15323375
Lol

>>15326596
Pewdiepie's entire career is fake laughing at shit memes.

>>15323431
Only zoomers who lost in life follow this faggot while boomers sell overprices planet resources to them in eco-friendly package

>>15323431
>has no kids and no plans yet to have kids
>his wife is pushing 30
No envy.

stupid fugg ,makes a fortune from nothing lost the half of it with an ugly gold digger

>>15323358

>>15323375
lmao

>>15326596
Are you shitting me? He gets to shitpost via video and gets paid millions to do it. Doesn't even have to come up with OC.

>>15326596
>he does this 20 mintes a day and makes millions

this thread is gay as fuck, fuck off OP with your eceleb shit

>>15323375
Based

>>15323358
wtf is wrong with her voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E07N-qpd15E

>>15324700
>non-virginal
Pretty sure they were dating for like 8 years so she has to be a virgin unless she had her poochi pounded underage

>>15323428
>doesn’t afraid of anything

>>15327259
>22 years old is underage

>>15327262
become an hero

>>15323375
kek I snorted

>>15327698
She is 26.

>>15323375
LMAO BRUH XDD

>>15327262
Newfag

>>15326732
>having children outside of wedlock
Terrible idea

Also pretty sure the reason he says that is to keep that shit private

>>15326732
>wanting to have kids
kek get a load of this boomer

>>15323375

>>15323358
yeah, imagine marrying a 7

fucking disgusting

>atheist viking
>proceed to spend money for a christian ritual that will get him losing 50 % of his savings and give his woman an incentive to leave him

>>15328269
>getting married
>no kids
Nothing stupider than that. That girl has 5 years to knock a kid out naturally before medical means become the only option.

>>15329841
You sure you're not thinking of Varg?

>>15329841
i never got this about atheists. Why do they get married under the eyes of god if the dont believed in the shit.

>>15323358

>getting married

but either way I wish him and marzia the best

>>15324769

you do realize a lot of his fan base grew up already right?

When will he stop accumulating and start redpilling children en masse?

In 5 or 6 years we would have all jews hanged and all non-whites deported.

>>15330122
>grew up
>man children
Biologically perhaps

>>15329841
marriage predates Christianity by 10's of thousands of years

>>15324351
>has $20-35 mil savings
that's cute. Hope he's been investing and planning his long term future.

>>15323375
put me in screencap

>>15323850
cope

>>15323358
If I was him I'd be banging about three different 9/10 zoomer girls from TikTok every day, on the other hand Marzia has absolutely made it by marrying Pewds

>>15323358

>Marrying a non-White Italian

Jesus. You call that making it?

>>15323375
EPIC!!! XD

You gotta be happy for PewdiePie

Boomers remember where that nigga came from; literally dogshit annoying horrible YouTube videos. He's come a long way and matured a lot along the way. He never fell trap to the masses, he forged his own path and didn't let the disgusting mob rule change his videos/message. He did his own thing and he's been successful for it

don't mean to slob his knob because he's still a cringelord but he's done some respectable things, including getting married to a long-term sweetheart.

>>15331677
Women change once they get married. You'll notice it. He'll notice it almost within a couple weeks.

Note how marzia had everything she could want in a guy. Tall, Good-looking, rich, high status, pretty alright personality. BUT NOPE SHE ALSO NEEDS A SIGNED DOCUMENT ISSUED BY THE STATE WHICH STATES HE MUST GIVE HALF OF HIS BELONGINGS, CHILD SUPPORT AND ALIMONY.

How can you see this shit and not think she's gunning for a payout? All women are whores. Remember that. So many times in my life I've been saved by it. ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES. Repeat it to yourself and you will find strength.

>>15327252
oh man she has tattoos.

>>15331714
ok, but here's the thing:

have sex

>>15331714

It's not like he's still going to be a youtuber for 20 years or something, and as soon as that fame starts wearing off, she's exit-scamming, guaranteed. Smart girl, good for her.

>>15323375
>>caught in a fishing net
>>made it
>LOL THIS NIGGA FINNA BE SALMON

>>15331714
Look at this incel that unironically thinks he's the pepe in that image for saying all women are whores.

How's that cope working out? Basically saying >Because I can't have a woman that won't leave me for my money because that's all I'm good for, NOBODY can

>>15323358
Wish I could make that much money doing almost nothing
Like his videos are so low effort
Cool guy but man I am envious

>>15323375

>finna

>all these normies laughing at this nigger shit

>>15331630
>>15325964
>amerimutts claiming Italians are not white
Lmao

>>15323375

>>15323375
Why is nigger humor so funny? Is it because it's just so crude and dumb?

>>15326158
Why are you a massive faggot? He has to say shit so he doesn't get banned and buried in media controversy

>>15323375
Motherfucker made water come out through my nose
God damn that hurts.

Is there anything more symbolically correct than a man actually trapped in a net-like material after getting married? Life sure is ironic