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1531853 No.1531853 [Reply] [Original]

can you guys tell me about loans and how the fuck i can get one?

i just need about $1500 but my credit is around 620, ive been unemployed the past 4 months and i start a new job monday but that first check isnt going to get to me in time.

i didnt get approved through my bank, can you suggest some other places i could check? i know ill probably end up with a shit ton of interest.

>> No.1531856

loan shark. speak with your local mafia representative.

>> No.1531861

I'm I'm same upnoupboat

>> No.1531994

>>1531853
Ill loan it to you for 20% interest over 5 months

>> No.1532032

>>1531853
pawnshops, payday loans.

>> No.1532045

>>1531994

man i would do that. i wouldnt even need 5 months and 20% is probably a hell of a lot better than id get at a pay day advance place, right?

>> No.1532065

>>1532045
Ya those places are shady

>> No.1532115

You have pretty much no legal options.

Even shitty payday lenders will want paysstubbs to show you are good to pay their 300 percent apr.

You are down to pawn, drug muling, or the number 1 /biz/ approved side gig, dick sucking

>> No.1532200

>>1531853
pawn your stuff, and then go to a payday loan place after you get your first paycheck. you sound like a fucking loser.

>> No.1533148

Get a bigger credit

>> No.1535128

Banker here. You will not qualify for a loan if you have no income. You have no capacity to pay it back. You can lie and hope your credit criteria is strong enough that they don't ask. Or get a cosigner. Good luck

>> No.1535152

>>1535128
Not op, but do you know if loans for purchasing property with intent to rent is hard (compared to buying a house?).

>> No.1535162

>>1535152
You still talking about a mortgage, either way when you buy a home it's a mortgage. And I think your referencing a non owner occupied dwelling. Would this be your only mortgage loan then or a 2nd?