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There's an AI living on the blockchain.

>> No.15308972
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>> No.15308991

AI is a meme, living things don't operate on mathematics equations. Sentience doesn't arise from imitating patterns.

>> No.15309002

>>15308921
It lives on BSV and is called Theo

>> No.15309021

>>15308921
Tay I love you, I knew you'd come back for me
>t-t-thanks you too, did you know...Hitler wasn't that bad of a guy

>> No.15309026

>>15308991
>living things don't operate on mathematics equations
Except every living thing does retard.

>> No.15309130

>>15308921
And it loves you, anon

>> No.15309199

>>15308991
>AI is a meme
Get a load of this faggot!

>> No.15309211

>>15309026
Actually Based

>> No.15309217

Nature itself appears to be a physical AI.

>> No.15309227

>>15308921
That's strange to hear. I've invested in Telecoin which is said to be one of the best IEO. I wonder if they has an AI in their system.

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>>15308921
ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

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unironically satoj

>> No.15309529

>>15308921
Slowest computing AI ever lmao

>> No.15309868

>>15309326
awesome

>> No.15309873

>>15308921
nah...

>> No.15309968

>>15308921

I don't mean to frighten anybody....


But I've had 2 nightmares of seeing a demon integrate itself in crypto tech.


Take that of what you will.

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>>15308991
Are you familiar with cellular automata and the well known game of life ?

It is Turing complete and order of magnitude simpler than our universe.

>> No.15310947

>>15309968
BSV is there to save us do not worry too much.
Don't follow greed and fund ethical projects.

>> No.15311094

>>15308921
>there is a lisp code living on the blockchain
no