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I don't want to go back to work tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.15305614
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15305614

>>15305469
Make sure you wash your McDonald's polo, anon. Don't let those grease stains get you demoted.

Pic not related but comfy af.

Really hope you consider us so you can make it.

Godspeed.

t.me/quantuminvestmentgroup

>> No.15305784

I won't. I have a study day, because I'm in the actuarial study program at work.

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15305825

Hey anon want to throw some ball tomorrow. Oh looks like you’re busy nevermind.

>> No.15305833

>>15305469
Heh, jokes on you. I've been on call for 2 weeks straight.

>> No.15305856

>>15305469

Just join the military bro. After you get out, just say "ooops I'm homeless" and stay in some shitty studio apartment rent free for 2 years and go to school on the GI Bill.

Duh.

>> No.15305866

>>15305856
I unironically did this for 4 years.

>> No.15305877

>>15303719

here is how to escape it:

>>7777777

>> No.15305896

>>15305469
Invest in bitcoin bruh

>> No.15305915

>>15305469
get back to work goyim

>> No.15305919

>>15305866

Officially you can pull off 3 stays at a GPD (Grant per Diem) program for 2 years a piece. Unofficially, they'll work with you until you say "LOL okay I got my life together".

It's even more obscene if you game the VA disability system and get free money per month for life.

Post-Military is the ultimate NEET game in the USA.