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WHY THE FUCK WILL NONE OF THE CRYPTO EXCHANGES ACCEPT MY BANK.

Seriously, I've tried Gemini, Kraken, Coinbase, and Binance. Same issue every time. FUCK.

>> No.15305461

try the crypto.com app

>> No.15305486

use bisq nigger

you're welcome btw

>> No.15305488

>>15305461
Your bank will reject them probably one or two times but it seems to work after that.

Also, is there a cheaper way to buy this stuff? Crypto.com charges like 4%

>> No.15305503

Change bank

>> No.15305522

Middle 2

>> No.15305526

>>15305461
>>15305486
Thanks frens
>>15305503
Not an option

>> No.15305930
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>>15305488
So Crypto.com says it's not yet available in the US.
>>15305486
It says I need Bitcoin to start with, which I can't get because I have no way to purchase it. Jesus faggotfucking cocksucking cuntborn bitchloving Christ, how is it so goddamned difficult for me to purchase crypto? What in the fuck is the obstacle here? Am I that fucking retarded?

>> No.15305948

>>15305930
>It says I need Bitcoin to start with, which I can't get because I have no way to purchase it

oops didn't realize you had none. localbitcoin then bisq.

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>>15305948
Thanks man.

>> No.15306068

>>15305387
I get the fat one

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>>15305930
>it's not yet available in the US
Indiana here, I have no trouble using it

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>>15305948
Shit, I recall now that they failed to verify my identity a few days ago. I contacted support but still haven't heard back from them. I swear, I'm having the worst of luck right now.
>>15306084
Must be nice. I'm located in Florida, not sure if that's part of the problem or not.

>> No.15306155

>>15305387
my god

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>>15306155
Right?

>> No.15306281

>>15305387
mmmm I love it when a girl has gargantuan thighs that rub together so hard, the friction keeps that muff red hot.

>> No.15306305

>>15305387
Wow very big toilets. Praise Ganesh.

>> No.15306311

>>15305387
Imagine the smell as these walruses chase you down some stairs

>> No.15306462

>>15305387
gimme the black one

>> No.15307476

>>15306269
sweet vishnu

>> No.15307570

>>15305387
It's because you're a filthy chubby chaser.
sucks to be a beta fat lover

>> No.15307591

>>15305387
liquid.com

>> No.15307633

>>15305387
open a new bank account

>> No.15307786

>>15305387
Open a paypal account and use localbitcoin.com to buy bitcoin.

>> No.15308719

>>15305526
you don't deserve crypto then

>> No.15308747

>>15305486
no one uses bisq

>> No.15308782

>>15305930
what kind of retarded fucking bank are you using and why is your brain so small you can't call them or switch like a normal person.

>> No.15308814

>>15305526
>not an option
But it is lol just like open another bank account retard stop using mommy's credit card

>> No.15308817

>>15305503
Every Canadian bank bans all crypto purchases. I'm guessing op is a leaf.

>> No.15308884

Imagine for a moment.
You're having sex with one of these girls and about to cum.
You go to pull out.
She then says
>you aren't going no where boy
Her legs and things pull and trap you.
You have no chance of escape.
You cum and still she holds you in place.

You die.