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15303728 No.15303728 [Reply] [Original]

Today I caught my mom staring at my bulge while I was wearing boxers.

How do I profit from this?

>> No.15303979

>>15303728
Perfectly natural for a parent to look at their good looking and well proportioned offspring with some pride as they think, "I made that.", or "They grow up so fast." If you're overthinking it anon, you may have a problem.
t. Parent of a 22yo and teenage girls.

>> No.15304004

>>15303979
YIKES. Don't have sex.

>> No.15304008

>>15303728

Send us a pic of your mum

>> No.15304012

>>15303728
I bet she looked disappointed lmao

>> No.15304501
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>>15303728
>be mom
>son is autistic NEET
>he's 34 years old and never had a job or girlfriend
>he doesn't even wear fucking pants anymore
>an hero

>> No.15304507

>>15303979
pics of daughters

>> No.15304511

>>15304004
He already has, It's too late.

>> No.15304574

>>15304501
i luld so hard

>> No.15304947
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>>15303979
I would feel uncomfortable especially as a father to, Idk, look and think "Yeah, that's a fine round ass, I'm very proud of myself".
pic very related

>>15304008
my mom is pretty hot, no pics for you pervs.

>>15304501
top kek