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> tfw my grandpa just died last June
> he had like $23k in cash and $250k in stocks and left everything to my grandmother
> grandma knows nothing about investing so she asks me for advice cause she knows I invest
> I tell her about crypto and how it's going to kill banks and take over the world
> convince her to buy 10 bitcoins back when it was around $14k.
> now she's lost almost 30% of her money
> she told my uncles and aunts, they don't know shit about crypto
> they think I stole her money and everyone in the family hates me now and just thinks I was trying to scam a poor old lady
> One of my uncles is getting a lawyer to get me completly out of her will and to see if they can press charges
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH UHUHUHUHU

What do I do biz. How do I make up the loss?

>> No.15300542

>>15300519
dont do anything you already fucked up enough as is. you're an idiot and a failure. tell your grandmother to get a real financial advisor and buy a low cost globally diversified vanguard index fund. you're pathetic.

>> No.15300562

>>15300519
Never ever gamble with other peoples money.

>> No.15300573

dumb fuck

>> No.15300575
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15300575

Tell her to invest in Jews, especially in COTI since it’s bloody cheap right now.

>> No.15300587

>>15300519
14k is a bad price, but when it goes down but more tbqh.
>>15300562
This tho

>> No.15300591

lamo

>> No.15300593

>>15300519
No good deed goes unpunished anon.

>> No.15300602

>>15300519
>buying the top of the market
>with other people's money
lmao, truly new levels of /biz/tardation

>> No.15300612

>>15300519
Simple sell the bitcoins, get a 40k loan. Give the money to your grandma to end the family drama. Also write a letter to everyone in your family, add evidence that you didn't use her money. Hope they forgive you.

Also keep a suicide stack (BTC, ethereum or Chainlink in crypto) and hope it covers the loan one day.

Never ever gamble with someone else money.

>> No.15300615

Has she sold? No? Then hang on just a few more months and have the last laugh.

>> No.15300624

buy gold and silver you fucking idiot

>> No.15300625

>>15300519

And in a few months they'll hail you as a business genius. Fuck your normie retard family basically. They all want big green numbers on their portfolio's but they're not willing to take risks and they never own up to their own decisions.

Bitcoin will probably be banned in the US and it will likely still blow all other investments out of the water. It happened in China, it can't be stopped. The choices are get on board or get run the fuck over. When those 10 BTC are worth trillions and the USD can't buy you a loaf of bread in any quantity, they'll be happy with 10 whole BTC.

>> No.15300657

>>15300625
Do you know how greedy families intern really are ?

>> No.15300658

>helping normies
Fucking tard

>> No.15300686

>uses grandma's money to buy meme money
>doesn't even diversify
Ya fucked up

>> No.15300703

>not buying link
You absolute fuckup

>> No.15300709

>>15300519
every investment comes with risk. unfortunately, when people put you in charge of that, you become the person to blame when things temporarily go south. take it as a lesson to not invest somebody else's money

>> No.15300731

t. newfags not recognising pasta

>> No.15300737

>>15300519
I feel for you annon. Dont worry and explain to them and your family, you must have records and documents of the purchases of everything so keep that and tell them what you had.

Pay back the loss and tell them about a vanguard Top diversified stock./

>> No.15300740

>>15300519
>1 post by this ID

Why do people even reply ITT ?

>> No.15300893
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15300893

Forget about your fucked up grandpa. Get into his house and steal all what is still available and sell that fucked up shit. Buy COTI with it. It dumped hard and is on a good support now!

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15300925

>>15300519
BPRO IS YOUR SAVIOUR

>> No.15301113

>>15300925

It's basically Orion Protocol but with less functions though?

>> No.15301181
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>>15300519
OP That fucking sucks so let me help you with this investment advice. Perlin Network is going to power smartcontracts for Dapps on browsers. You ever used adblockers on your webbrowser? Yeah ofc you used a goddamn web extension, the beauty is behind the fact that all of that could be powered with smart contracts from Perlin.

So let me tell you what came across me today. Futures contracts for Perlin. Okay so how does it work and why would they moon? Please check the image that explains how it works. And now to how it would moon. Futures are being listed on an OKEx backed exchange called xFutures. The actual spot market will list on Binance launchpad. Last time xFutures did an initial futures listing it was for a Huobi Prime project called Akropolis which did a 5x on Huobi but a 7.5x on xFutures. Now Perlin will be listed on a more reputable exchange like Binance. What do you think it will do?

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15301348

>>15300519
You could still make it OP. I lost so much during the bear market but we are in a bull market. You could buy some MITx and make some serious gains in the next few days. I'm already up 15% in 3 days OP. YOU'RE NOT TOO LATE. New exchange listings are rumored.

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>>15300519
sorry to hear your grandpa died, my father also passed away this year so i feel you no joking.
but the sun will come back with bpro

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15301909

Xfutures is a safe investment
buy ETH get tokens for XFT for free :)

2 nice xxxxx for u

>> No.15301912

>>15300542
>>15300562
>>15300573
>>15300587
>>15300591
>>15300593
>>15300602
>>15300612
>>15300615
>>15300624
>>15300625
>>15300657
>>15300658
>>15300686
>>15300703
>>15300709
holy fuck GO BACK

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15301950

cOTI IS ALLL u NeEd

>> No.15301967

>some tech illiterate silent generation grandma liquidated $140,000 in stocks to buy bitcoin
OP's story is fake as fuck, you've got to be mentally retarded if you think it's real