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I sleep at work because I live 2 hours away and nobody knows. Is this bad? I save $500 a month on a bus pass and $1500 a month on rent in NYC.

Shower at the gym at 5AM 2 blocks away in NYC. Keep a change of clothes in the coat lobby

>> No.15294462

Based. Please greentrxt the story after you're found out. I'm sure it will be an interesting story.

>> No.15294466

how do you pull this off? where do you sleep?

>> No.15294473

>>15294462
Ok, so here it goes.

>sleep under desk but pretend to be working late
>occasionally office ghosts molest me when I'm sleeping
>janitor smokes morning bowls with me
>coworkers come in late and unrefreshed but I've been at 'home' the whole time

>> No.15294475

>>15294407
sounds like a depressing fucking life to lead to save $2000 a month...

>> No.15294481

>>15294466

So its a 15 story building. My company is on 3 floors, I usually gym after work at 6pm, come back at 8pm after eating. Jannie is still cleaning and finished around 10pm. Once Jannie leaves around 10-1030PM theres a conference room with a 3 person couch on it. I sleep on it, the team comes in around 8-8:30. I set my alarm for 6AM so by the time I leave nobody is remotely close to coming in. Ive been doing it since June 2019 without any contact

>> No.15294485

>>15294481

*5AM

>> No.15294499

>>15294475
They aren't saving $2000.
It would be $2000 minus current rent out of city.

>> No.15294503

>>15294481
Based

>> No.15294509

>>15294499

I dont have an apartment. I dont pay rent, anywhere. Technically homeless

>> No.15294515

>>15294481
absoultely based. hope u dont get caught anon

what do you say when/if your coworkers or friends ask you where do u live btw?

>>15294475
thats saving an extra 24k a year. for anyone below 90k income thats huge. although i can understand living like a that and its impact on social/sexual life.

>> No.15294519

>>15294481
If anyone leaves something in the office just pull the whole "oh shit I fell asleep haha cya tomorrow"

>> No.15294530

>>15294515

I tell them I live in Jersey City (close to NYC). The best is coming in early and seeing as an overachiever, but really I never leave in the first place.

Also free catered food everyday so I havent bought any groceries either. I still go out on the weekends and meet girls, still debating telling one thats more serious and seeing her feedback

>> No.15294536

Is your office by union sq? I think i work with you

>> No.15294539

>>15294536

haha no, but based af if someone else out there is doing it

>> No.15294545

>>15294530
>>15294539
based OP. jersey anon here. keep doing what u can. I know what NYC finance/biz jobs are like and they can be brutal. save and stack that cash and do you.

>> No.15294553

>>15294407
Based and smart.

>> No.15294554

>>15294530
you in finance by any chance?

>> No.15294563

>>15294530
>It would be $2000 minus current rent out of city.
the pussy will flow into you soon sir

>> No.15294564

>>15294554

Advertising. And thanks anon, I used to do the commute for a while, but long hours made me realize for the short term I could have more free time and be more productive/save costs

>> No.15294570

absolutely going to make it OP keep it up

>>15294530
>still debating telling one

wtf did you forget you live in NYC? under no circumstances do you ever tell anyone about this irl do you fucking understand me? not a fucking soul.

>> No.15294651

>>15294570

yes. My goal is to save as much as possible and to take advantage of free food+housing as I better my skillset

>> No.15294728

>>15294651
impressive OP, how much you making a year? what's the long term plan?

>> No.15294765

>>15294407
What do you use for an address for things that require one?

>> No.15294769

I don't understand /biz/, how fucking poor are you guys that 2k a month is worth LITERALLY being homeless?

>> No.15295062

>>15294481
You are one based motherfucker

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DONALD TRUMP IS AN AMERICAN TERRORISTS
AND FOX NEWS IS HIS PIMP!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P74oHhU5MDk

>> No.15295196

>>15294769
1500$ in NYC for renting equals being homelesse.

Further he saves at least 500-1000 on food, so WHO cares?

>> No.15295393

Get a girl and split rent you retard

>> No.15295726
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15295726

>>15294407

You enjoy living the American Dream?

Lmao.

Im living at home saving 1500€ per month everything on stocks bonds and etf's but i pay my parents 300€ so that they have something from me cuz they arent the best earners but they are happy about every € which comes in.
The rest 200€ i usualy try to save as cash reserve or use it as some sort of free time activitiy money.

I know for example some of my coworkers who pay 1k€ in rent (half of his wage) for a fucking appartment which wwas destroyed in second World war and was rebuilt in the 70s....

I was able to save 40k€ starting from last year february tho...

>> No.15295759

>>15294481
Fuck the system. Great job.
But isn't there a security unit or shit?

>> No.15295797

>>15294407
Did this for awhile in the military. Received money for housing, but lived on the ship for a few months just to save up some cash. The difference is no one gave a fuck and I actually had a bed.

>> No.15295847

What do you do on weekends OP? So no one ever comes to office on weekend? Where do you keep your casual clothes? What address did you give your company in NYC? What’s the address in your bank account? It doesn’t cost $500 for bus ticket - it’s $112 pm for NYC metro.
Your theoretical exercise is done here ..answer is no. You can’t pull this off. Now GTFO

>> No.15296041

>>15294407
OP can you tell us a green text of the closest you’ve been to getting caught

>> No.15296108

>>15294407
Extremely based.

If you ever get caught tell them you had a breakup and this is literally the first night you sleep there. Big chance they will let you go with a warning.

>> No.15296156

>>15295726
What job?

>> No.15296342

Based OP please give us more.
Fuck a bitch on the office couch

>> No.15296866

>>15294473
Based office ghost

>> No.15296905

>>15295847
This
OP is a larping fag and anybody who believes and encourages this is a NEET

>> No.15296911

Based office ghost. Why dont you work from home or remotely and then you can pick your couch. At least your coworkers like you so you have normie skills. Why are you posting here like one of us?

>> No.15297022

>>15295847
He SLEEPS at work but has a home to go to on weekends

>> No.15298007

>>15295847
not to mention all of those security cameras he would show up on lol

>> No.15298049

>>15294407
i love madoff. all he did was out jew the jews.

>> No.15298623

>>15294481

Holy shit man. Based.

>> No.15298660

>>15296156

Odd are that he's a sort of software developer.

>> No.15299459

>>15294473
Unironically sounds better than living in a shitty apartment, have you considered ditching paying for apartment rent at all and just renting a cheap hotel for the weekend?

>> No.15299548

Hope you get caught, you filthy subhuman.
Why would you want to live in New York if you can't afford to pay fucking rent?