Web3 prediction thread

[Anonymous No.15293030]

This is NOT a price prediction thread. This thread is to predict how the presentation itself will go down.

>Please welcome Sergey to the stage
>Thanks Jim. I didn't have time to make new slides so here the presentation from 2 years ago. We're fundementally at the same point in development so this is pretty up to date already
>Honk honk clock strikes midday and that's the end of Chainlink segment. We will now break for lunch
>Sorry I'm not done explaining what an oracle is.
>Please we're running over by 30 mins now
>YOU SIT UR FUCKIN ASS DOWN. RORY WHERE THE KEK IS MY BIGMAC
>This just in. Chainlink price has soared to 2.99$.
>Ari, drop another 700k will ya. These nazis can't sniff new highs just yet.
>Ah shit I need to let one brap BBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP
>Skelly here. Man I can't get enough of that fragrance. Sir gay how should I proceed?
>Dump it and get AB on the line.
>BRAAAAAPPP. This last trap card is for you AB you beautiful bastard. Release the staking. 100% monthly payout
>Btc flipped

[Anonymous No.15293057]

Sounds about right

[Anonymous No.15293072]

>>15293030
i think they said sergey was going to DJ on the mainfloor or something? can anyone confirm?

[Anonymous No.15293086]

>>15293030
checked and based

[Anonymous No.15293103]

>>15293086
What are you checking you shiny new fuckwad? Go back.

[Anonymous No.15293105]

>>15293030
Joycean.

[Anonymous No.15293117]

>>15293103
repeating digits, i just like 3s and 0s, been here a while. Fag

[Anonymous No.15293163]

>>15293030
> And now everyone we have Sergey Nazarov of chainlink!.....few claps
> Sergey woddles up to the mic.
> “Hi everyone, what we do at chainlink is the data. The inputs and outputs need to be secure. You simply cannot have an agreement where the end to end reliability is not good.”
> Price goes to $2