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15281521 No.15281521 [Reply] [Original]

Will wearing these to the office on casual days earn me the respect of the baby boomers?

>> No.15281539

how's your handshake?

>> No.15282354

>>15281539
Not him but I can close a level 2 captains of crush.

>> No.15282399
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15282399

>No grass stains

>> No.15282415

>>15281521
I love those shoes f*** you, OP

Damn Zoomers

4ch is Boomer turf. Been here since 2008.

>> No.15282433

>>15281521
>Nerd Balance

Forever the choice of the more refined dork in every school. For the aspiring cafeteria marksman and big game hunter.

>> No.15282452
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>>15281521
no but the pajeet look will make you look proto-alpha

>> No.15282485

>>15282452
>pajeet
>socks

Pick one. Those fucks wear sandals when it’s minus temps and raining. They don’t know what a shoe is.

>> No.15283217

>>15281521
No, only the new balance 990s will.
Or mizuhnos

>> No.15283237

>>15281521
These are autism shoes. To complete the ensemble, you will need a pair of poorly fitting Wrangler type jeans and a polo shirt fully buttoned to the neck, tucked in, no belt.

>> No.15283256

>>15283237
In order to make this a boomer outfit, you will need a leather belt, cell phone clip, aviator sunglasses, and undo one button on the polo shirt.

>> No.15283789
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15283789

I own the exact shoes and wear them all the time, is this bad?

>> No.15283796

>>15283789
Those are chad shoes I wouldn't worry about it.

>> No.15283830
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>>15282415
More like biz is boomer turf. Other boards have been overrun by zoomers. Many such cases.

>> No.15283904

>>15283256
Hi. Aspiring boomer here. Will a Hawaiian shirt work instead of the polo? I'm feeling like a vacation. How can I fit a Hawaiian shirt in this ensemble?

>> No.15283916
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>>15282485
Correct

>> No.15284353

>>15283904
I am an expert on wearing Hawaiian shirts

Strongly recommend any with fun food patterns like lobsters, avocados, or limes, these put people of any age at ease and make them want to talk to you
Midway recommend dragons, griffins, mermaids, these will appeal to young awkward people but not anyone over 40
Classic flowers will help you stand out in a crowd but won't leave a long term impression

>> No.15284377

>>15283256
This
The only burger i worked with here in germanistan was a texan ultra boomer with EXACTLY those features, plus cheap cologne smell and bragging about his alleged Golf skills
That gut was annoying af

>> No.15284483

>/fa/
You have to go. Now. ALL OF YOU.

>> No.15284492

>>15281539
This. If it's not painfully bone crushing, you are nothing to them

>> No.15284799

>>15282354
Based. Id love to close a 3. Can just get a 2 closed.

>> No.15284816

Who the fuck buys New Balance unironically?