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My mom is about to get like ~$55,000 from her divorce. She's paying off all of her shit and giving me ~$1,000 just to be nice, I guess, and she's moving away. What should I do with this money? I'm 21.

>> No.1527277

>>1527274
damn is that OP's mom

>> No.1527319

>>1527277
that girls name is nicole aniston.

>> No.1527322

>>1527274

Find the girl from the photo. Pay her $1,000 for a night of pleasure.

This is the correct answer.

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1527325

>>1527322
>making financial choices at the whims of your reproductive organs
>2015

>> No.1527328

>>1527274

OP, I'm the new man in her life. She's moving to my place. She was saying something about, "I can't take being around my faggot son anymore, he's a real puss."

Enjoy your $1,000 bud. I'll be thinking of you while I spend her $54,000, and banging her stretched vadge.

Good luck, "son."

>> No.1527329

>>1527274
You should feel bad for being sired by degenerates, then either endeavour to better yourself and the world around you, or vote Trump and kill yourself in hate fuelled fury.

>> No.1527330

>>1527325

> DNA
> Literally the only thing that can last forever

you wut mate

>> No.1527334

>>1527328

And to all the lads, I'll be pimping her out. Just mention you're from /biz/, you'll get a 20% discount.

>> No.1527363

>>1527277
>>1527322
>>1527325
>>1527328
>>1527329
>>1527330
>>1527334
pls help

>> No.1527381

>>1527363

Alright, man. Do you have any debt? If so, use it to pay off the debt. If not, I'd consider investing it. Not in some meme stock or crypto, unless it's XRP.

Are you in school?

>> No.1527388

>>1527274
See if Nicole Aniston will give you 15 minutes?

>> No.1527390

>>1527381
I'm not in school and I have no debt. I have zero responsibilities. My grandmother might be paying for my school, though, so I don't have to worry about that, either.

I just don't know if I should let this sit in my checking account, put it in a vanguard portfolio, or buy something with it that holds its value...

>> No.1527411

>>1527390

If you don't need the money, and you can let it sit for awhile, I think you're right with the Vanguard. Good thinking, no sarcasm. You can just let it sit and not worry about it. With stocks or crypto, it can consume your mind.

>> No.1527584

Lol asking about $1000 like it's a lot of money.

>> No.1527587

>>1527584
It is for me. :( I don't want to waste it.

>> No.1527601

>>1527319
nicole aniston is your mom? whoooooa dude

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>>1527274

>> No.1527894

Fuck her hard in the ass.

>> No.1527913

>>1527274
Use it to hire another "mom" for a night.

>> No.1527976

>>1527913
>"mom" for a night
you can hire 5 of those for 2 hours each with that kind of money
maybe even 10 if you live in some eastern european shit hole but those would probably bite your dick off if you try any of that mom shit

>> No.1528343

>>1527587
You can't really do anything with it though..

>> No.1528366

>>1527322
Dude, that's his Mom.

>> No.1528382

>>1527274
What's the conversion rate for dollarydoos to GBP?

I bet you could get a lotta tendies for 1000

>> No.1529212

>>1527274
Save it. One grand isn't much. Do you have a job? Do you have a car? Do you have debt you need to pay off? We need more information.

>> No.1529497

>>1527330

>Having a child with a prostitute

I don't think I need to tell you the many ways this could go wrong.

>> No.1529560

>>1527274
Invest in any type of dividend paying stock. Make sure they are from somewhat reliable companies that will last for a decent while longer.

Or you could invest slightly in gold, but that is a rather dubious investment.

>> No.1529567

Congrats OP, your mother is a whore. You should disown her and only negotiate with your father from now on, since hes clearly a non disgraceful productive creature of integrity a polar opposite of your treacherous mother.

>> No.1529583

you're only 21 once

1,000 isn't much
yeah you could put it in a etf and double it in 7-10 years
but when you're 28 is 2000 going to be a lot?

I'd just spend it, not all in one night, but if you have friends take them out to dinner or buy some drinks a few times

maybe buy something you want, like a pc part

>> No.1529623

>>1527274

Cryptos. In 6 months you're a millionaire