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is anyone else having issues with the network? i've been tracking my fish through the pacific ocean all year and last week the last update I had was that my fish entered an inlet just south of Mackay (a rural city in Queensland, Australia). I'm freaking out because my wallet is set up so my fish's secure element scale holds my private keys and I loved the idea of an underwater blockchain being the fastest network to date. Now I can't even see where the fuck my money is. I was going to sell after this but now I fucking can't. Does the network only cover major estuaries or is my fish just caught up in mangroves? I'm thinking of flying over to Australia and tracking my fish down myself because I spent nearly 50 grand to get 50k REQ tokens. 50 fucking grand and now some boong has probably put a spear right through my wallet

>> No.15264159

Im trying to request my money back but it's not working,what's the matter?

>> No.15264164
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>>15264134

I had a cloud of Macrobrachium rosenbergii go missing off the Western coast of Indonesia.

My fucking REQt wallet is not synching with the network.

How do I REQUEST my fucking money back?!

>> No.15264197

>>15264134
So I held 15k in my wallet until last month....

Logged in and 8k was missing !!!

Contacted the team and they told me this is basically their random token burn function.

You can't make this up

>> No.15264290

Should I short the chicken tendies market to go all-in on fish sticks? Serious question sirs

>> No.15264322

>>15264134
Anon , theres probably a possibility a bogan nicked your fish

>> No.15264402

Wait I thought this was all just a joke but now a google search brought me to something called Fishcoin
Kek some madman actually went through with this

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>>15264402

Congrats anon, you, I and only a handful of high-IQ anons who are aware that Request network spun off a new business in the highly lucrative fishing industry, are going to be making literally HUNDREDS of dollars from this.