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15248262 No.15248262 [Reply] [Original]

Oh hello there! Hows your day doing dear crypto citizen? Well today I have a deal of a lifetime for you!
Have you every noticed sending your over your HUGE bags of crypto causes your precious coins to get filthy from all the internet sludge? Well for a small fee of ¢ 0.30 we here at the CryptoCleaners will get all that grime right off!

Just send over your eth to
0xcf148bbD00bE52B541Bef02Bc6Dfee33E5FC3129
And bitcoin to 3MvT1xWNy9JjTQbJeJUiyP33PqJs1CxNcM
and we will return them squeaky clean! No tricks! No lies! Just clean coins for a savvy business man like you! Get your coins cleaned today!

>> No.15248311
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>>15248262

>> No.15248382
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Hey there Stinkylinky!
We didnt forget about our chainlink holders either! Send over those linkys and never be stinky again!

0xcf148bbD00bE52B541Bef02Bc6Dfee33E5FC3129

Fresh clean coins for all our holders, Never get caught being stinky again!

>> No.15248675

>>15248311
Dont delay! get your coins cleaned TODAY!

>> No.15248706
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>> No.15248829

>>15248706
Why hello there fellow /biz/nessman! For a limited time we are offering a FREE yes you heard right FREE coin waxing with all your crypto cleaning purchases!
Dont miss out on being the man with the cleanest bags in all of those HUGE YACHT PARTY'S you attend.

>> No.15248874

Woah, you sent me back some extra BTC fren. Can I keep it?

>> No.15248911

Do you have some kind of webinar or ebook that I can read first before I decide to clean with you?

>> No.15248939

>>15248874
Unfortunately company policy states ANY and ALL extra bitcoin you might receive MUST be kept. Sorry for the inconvenience but we have very strict rules regarding EXTRA bitcoin you receive. So please keep all extra bitcoin sent (minus the ¢ 0.30 cleaning fee of course)

>> No.15248997

Im pretty sure this is borderline illegal in most countries OP and advertising money laundering services publicly is a good way to get visited by interpol or the feds.

>> No.15249017

>>15248911
Of course! Just provide us your email address and for a small fee ($3.99) we will send you a COMPLETE leaflet of our services and how having clean crypto currency has been PROVEN to impress all individuals who witness your hefty bags.

>> No.15249058

>>15248997
Heavens no! at CryptoCleaners we provide a ESSENTIAL service to all bag holders! Dont get caught red handed with dirty coins! use CryptoCleaners and get those coins squeaky clean!

>> No.15249220

>>15248939
Ok, well thank you for handling this professionally.

>> No.15249282

>>15249220
Of course my dear fellow! and remember to recommend CryptoCleaners to all your friends and family!

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>>15248262
Either this is the funniest shill ever or theyre the ones cleaning their coins. a friend told me some time ago that the actual cleaning of coins takes place in the Marketplace(.onion) youre buying or selling goods or a Service.