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I am NEVER cumming.

No matter how many sluts you post, no matter how many urges I get, no matter how many whores proposition me.

Why are freely spilling the key to everything, Anon? Try not spilling your seed for a single day and watch your portfolio go green.

P.S; this will only work for heterosexual white men.

>> No.15222096
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ok

>> No.15222108

>>15222096
Not going to work, demon.

>> No.15222118

Just fyi it's Jews posting all the hot/naked girls on /biz/ as a form of psychological warfare, it's why they do it on /pol/ too. Same shit as when they broadcasted it on television in Palestine or wherever it was they did that.

>> No.15222132

>>15222118
no, we've been doing this here for years. secret brap or slampig threads are common.

>> No.15222196

>>15222118
Keep the goyim in front of a screen, milking their nuts the entire day and there is no time to create a system of their own that circumvents the pyramid scheme known as our economy.

>> No.15222213
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>>15222079
Can you.. train me, master?

>> No.15222234

>>15222213
Out your penis in a chastity device and sit on an ice block in the corner filming your wife got plowed by 3 baboons. She’ll give you the key to unlock so you can masturbate after sucking out the creampie.

>> No.15222241

Question: What do Alexander the Great, Socrates, Julius Caesar, Genghis Khan, Napoleon, Friedrich Nietzsche, Adolf Hitler, and Donald Trump all have in common?

Answer: NoFap

>> No.15222246

>>15222234
Put your**

>> No.15222260

DIDN'T WATCH
NEVER CUMMING

>> No.15222264
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>>15222234
Can you help me eat this?

>> No.15222280
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No fap is for pussies.

>> No.15222283

>>15222234
Mobile poster detected. Back to imgur. Shoo Shoo

>> No.15222287

>>15222264
I’m low carb again, fren. Egg white protein shake for breakfast, chicken thighs for lunch, a couple packs of solid white albacore and a small salad with blue cheese dressing for din din’s. I made extra and will gladly eat in front of you and point while you go without :)

>> No.15222289
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Give in to temptation goyim

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>>15222287
Oh! Master is so playful!

>> No.15222305

>>15222283
Im on my laptop, faggot.

>> No.15222313

>>15222303
Outlaw star?

>> No.15222317

>>15222305
So your laptop auto corrects put to out? SURRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.15222479

>>15222317
Mostly when I type too fast, mostly.

>> No.15222497

>>15222234
I jerk off to this all the time desu cuck porn is hot af

>> No.15222522
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>>15222079
what about this semen demon?

>> No.15222858

>>15222280
>A Jewish movie which satirises materialism and hedonism portrayed masturbation as something that cool stock guys do, this means that I too can become cool by masturbating!

>> No.15222867

>>15222522
NEVER. CUMMING.

>> No.15222868

>>15222522
what are you 12? thats a basic temptress. i feel nothing looking at that

>> No.15223057
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>>15222868
this is going into my incel compilation

>> No.15223085

>>15222079
The only thing I enjoy in life is fapping

>> No.15223128

>>15222522
>fake everything
hard pass

>> No.15223129

>>15222079
I appreciate you mutants keeping your genetic material inside your body where it can't infect the general population with your autism. Keep up the good work. Also, stop making threads about it on a business and finance board you fucking virgin faggots.

>> No.15223152

>>15222522
>semen demon
thats a plastic doll.

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>>15223057
thats because i only give into the highest of quality temptresses, they gotta have big boobs, tats and thicc as fuck. that chick looks like shes fuckin 16

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>>15223157
she looked better at 16

>> No.15223170

>>15222096
I wish all the fat chicks in the US were classy like this.

>> No.15223180

Cumming once a week has been proven to maximize testosterone levels.

>> No.15223187

>>15223170
>fat chicks
she doesn't have bingo wings and a double chin

>> No.15223191

Agree.
Nofap improved my life a lot. More energy, more confidence, more gains in the gym.

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>>15223191
i swing my rod before days i plan on going really heavy

>> No.15223292
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>>15222079
:^)

>> No.15223344

Im on day 32. Not even wet dreams

>> No.15223369

>>15223292
Why is Dick Cheney staring at me?

>> No.15223376

science has proven that if you don’t purge the pipes regularly you’ll increase your chance of prostate and testicular cancer.

>> No.15223393

>>15222522
hottest non-east-asian on the planet

>> No.15223422

>>15222260
DW;NC

>> No.15223429

>>15223376
Just like cutting off your foreskin decreases the risk of getting STD’s. I didn’t make it up, it’s (((science)))

>> No.15223477

>>15223429
No real scientists believe that foreskin shit, the APA is a minority voice in the world medical stage. But prostate cancer risk inversely correlated to nut frequency is pretty well established and not a fringe medical view anywhere in the world. Sorry to piss on your jew puppeteer master narrative.

>> No.15223499
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>>15223429
Good thing you don't need to worry about STDs huh

>> No.15223547

>>15223477
Try again, demon. I don't care about "peak T levels", I don't care about "prostate cancer", I will not watch (((pornography))) and I WILL NEVER give you demons more power by offering up my life force as a sacrifice.

>> No.15223589

>>15223477
That’s why all the monks and religious folk that practice semen retention get it, right? We have feed back loops that naturally rid the body of excess if necessary. Show me a conclusive, accredited scholastic article with hard proof of prostatic cancer with abstention and I’ll entertain your idea further.

>> No.15224514

>>15222079
I fapped twice to asuka rule 34 just while reading this

>> No.15224867

>>15223376
Once a week is to much. You should be spilling your seed inside a girl you love and care about rather then jerking it to girls getting fucked by other men while you sit there watching, slowly turning yourself into a mindless dopamine addict who can't even think straight.