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>The divorce proceedings will now begin.You may now stand. The honorable judge Pepe B. Will preside
>"ahem"
>*takes out gavel*
>*SLAM SLAM SLAM*
>"The roast- I mean woman will give half of her belongings to her husband. 50-50, as the founding fathers intended. Fair is fair."
>Everyone in the court starts cheering.
>A flag is raised called Sic Semper Tyranaroastbeef
>The husband is given a prime wife (11 years old for the stenographer ) for his troubles
>Court adjourned!