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15219715 No.15219715 [Reply] [Original]

I AM SATOSHI!

>> No.15219779

Imagine investing in a pathological liar

>> No.15219798

>>15219715
BSV is a plant to make BCH look fraudulent.
Oligarchs are immensely scared of a scalable decentralized bitcoin.

>> No.15219822

>>15219715
Negative. I'm Satoshi

>> No.15219823

>>15219798
Im pretty sure u have that backwards cashie

>> No.15219881

>>15219715
CSW do me a favor and just present some good evadense in court for yoru Satoshiness I want money kthxbye.

>> No.15219974
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15219974

>>15219715

Guys, guys listen!
I'm Satoshi!
I swear!
I'm Satoshi Nakamoto creator of Bit Coin.
I don't care if you don't belive me.
But listen I'm Satoshi. If you don't believe me you gonna be so sorry!
I will bankrupt you!
Because I'm Satoshi.
And Bit Coin is turing complete... Yes it is. I'm not gonna prove it you just have to take my word on it!
I made Bit Coin. You will fucking listen to what I say!
I will not prove it because I don't owe you anything!
I don't care if you don't believe me!
Honest to God! I don't give a flying fuck.
But listen here! I'm Satoshi Nakamoto. Do you understand motherfucker.
I will bankrupt you if you don't listen to me!
But I'm not gonna prove shit because I don't care if you belive me or not...
I made Bit Coin it's mine! My intellectual property and you may only use it the way i see fit!
If you try other forks I will bankrupt you motherfucker!
I'm Satoshi. I can't prove it but I am.
Satoshi Nakamoto motherfucker!
That's me.
Don't believe me! See if I care!
You will be so sorry.
Sanjay's Vindaloo is the real Bit Coin!
The original.
We introduced new opcodes that make no sense.
I can do that because I'm Satoshi!
No I will not prove it!
No I will not sign.
Fuck off!
I don't owe you anything!
I'm Satoshi!
I don't care if you don't believe me!
I'm Satoshi! Motherfucker!
You buy, you hodl, anything at all, I will bloody bankrupt you!
I don't give a fuck!
You don't have to believe me!
I'm Satoshi I don't have to give a fuck!
I don't care about you incels!
I swear I don't. I really really truly don't care.
I'm Satoshi! Do you understand motherfucker?
Have a Nice Life!

>> No.15220083
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15220083

>>15219715
Did craig get struck out or did he stroke out in the Ver case?

>> No.15220101

STFU PAJEET

>> No.15220109

BSV will be the last one standing

>> No.15220826

I AM HOMOSEXUAL

>> No.15220851

Do you think there's anyone who actually believes that he's Satoshi? I mean, couldn't he prove it by moving 1 sat out of Satoshi's wallet or something?

>> No.15220882

>>15220109
I love how mental you fags are. This guy is a fucking joke.